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Jade said:
People that take a sh*t at work.

Do that home, seriously - it's disgusting.
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When you gotta go you gotta go.
 

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Jade said:
So make sure you gotta go at home.
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Sometimes it's not that simple. Digestive systems have a mind of their own, so to speak.
 
Beerfish said:
Sometimes it's not that simple. Digestive systems have a mind of their own, so to speak.
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True that. Shit happens, as it were.

But come on, it is WELL within the control of most people.
 
Jade said:
True that. sh*t happens, as it were.

But come on, it is WELL within the control of most people.
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That's evidently incorrect given the number of people that shit at work. Are you implying all these people are doing so by choice?
 
Beerfish said:
That's evidently incorrect given the number of people that sh*t at work. Are you implying all these people are doing so by choice?
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I am hereby implying the above.
 
But seriously, people who make it part of their routine, newspaper etc shit me I get that. I hate taking a shit at work but sometimes my digestive cycle just ends up that way for a while and taking a shit at work is unfortunately better than the alternative of being horribly uncomfortable for the rest of the day or taking a shit in my pants.
 
Beerfish said:
But seriously, people who make it part of their routine, newspaper etc sh*t me I get that. I hate taking a sh*t at work but sometimes my digestive cycle just ends up that way for a while and taking a sh*t at work is unfortunately better than the alternative of being horribly uncomfortable for the rest of the day or taking a sh*t in my pants.
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I hate walking in to the bathroom and getting smashed in the face with the poo bat. It's disgusting.
 

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Jade said:
I hate walking in to the bathroom and getting smashed in the face with the poo bat. It's disgusting.
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No arguments there.
 
Jade said:
True that. sh*t happens, as it were.

But come on, it is WELL within the control of most people.
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It'd be within my control if I chose to forego the morning coffee that brings it on most mornings.

Am I going to forego the satisfaction of my morning latte so that I don't bog? No ****ing way. More coffee please.
 
Doss said:
It'd be within my control if I chose to forego the morning coffee that brings it on most mornings.

Am I going to forego the satisfaction of my morning latte so that I don't bog? No ******* way. More coffee please.
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Or the legacy of Sunday Funday on the grog, that'll mess with the timing on a Monday morning
 
monty1104 said:
Cutting my finger on a tin can lid. To make it worse, it’s the index finger of my dominant hand, making it much harder to actually deal with.
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Can relate. Pardon the pun. Did the same thing when I couldn't find the can opener once.....used one of those old fashioned pierce and crank/lever around the edge ones if you know what I mean. Sliced the back of the thumb and blood was spurting all over the place (even on the ceiling). Had to drive my hospital.... and had to pull the stitches myself a week later as I was away in the middle of nowhere.
 
monty1104 said:
Cutting my finger on a tin can lid. To make it worse, it’s the index finger of my dominant hand, making it much harder to actually deal with.
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At least it didn't clip your webbing like I did once.

**** that was painful.
 
Two things:

1) People that don't wave when you let them in, in peak hour large city (read Melbourne) traffic. It ain't hard. Literally a slight wave - all that's needed.

2) People that refuse to let others in. Was driving behind two cars yesterday (one in the left lane, one in the middle). Dude in the left lane did the right thing, put his indicator on to say he needs to move to the middle. Mid lane arseh*le deliberately speeds up to make sure he can't move over.
 
Jade said:
Two things:

1) People that don't wave when you let them in, in peak hour large city (read Melbourne) traffic. It ain't hard. Literally a slight wave - all that's needed.

2) People that refuse to let others in. Was driving behind two cars yesterday (one in the left lane, one in the middle). Dude in the left lane did the right thing, put his indicator on to say he needs to move to the middle. Mid lane a-hole deliberately speeds up to make sure he can't move over.
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Another one: People who rush ahead on the freeway to get in further up when everyone is doing the let one person in thing
 
eth-dog said:
Another one: People who rush ahead on the freeway to get in further up when everyone is doing the let one person in thing
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**** YES.

I've got another. I have a three lane road I have to travel down which drops to two and thus creates a bottleneck.

Signs for 1km saying left lane ends, most people do the right thing, merge in - always a half dozen arseholes that race down the 'ending' lane instead of merging like everyone else.

I have once or twice deliberately sat my car halfway between the lanes to block this.
 
Jade said:
fu** YES.

I've got another. I have a three lane road I have to travel down which drops to two and thus creates a bottleneck.

Signs for 1km saying left lane ends, most people do the right thing, merge in - always a half dozen arseholes that race down the 'ending' lane instead of merging like everyone else.

I have once or twice deliberately sat my car halfway between the lanes to block this.
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Yep. I always let the first one in and then do the same.

BMW drivers are terrible 99% of the time I encounter them too.
 
Jade said:
2) People that refuse to let others in. Was driving behind two cars yesterday (one in the left lane, one in the middle). Dude in the left lane did the right thing, put his indicator on to say he needs to move to the middle. Mid lane a-hole deliberately speeds up to make sure he can't move over.
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I had that happen to me not that long ago, two lane road, I was in the right lane and needed to turn left so was trying to get across for the better part of a kilometre. Had enough room either behind or in front of the car next to me that I couldn't get into because of the arseh*le driving it deliberately blocking me out. Ordinarily I would've just started drifting across the lane since being a campaigner is far less appealing when your car might get scratched, but on that particular occasion my brother was in the car in front of him, so a gap just magically appeared 🤷‍♀️
 

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