Autopsy What's the meaning of life?

[ScragCity]

Is it when Tom Liberatore handballs to a team mate standing 10m behind him, without ever needing to look and see where he is?

Is it when Bontempelli sharks a hitout and brushes aside the opposition's best midfielders, before launching inside 50?

Is it when Jamarra Ugle-Hagan misjudges a ball and runs 5m under it?

Is it when Naughton lines up for a set shot?

Is it when Ryan Gardner

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Ryan Gardner

Age

27

Ht

197cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

7.3

2star

K

4.0

2star

HB

3.3

3star

M

2.0

2star

T

0.8

3star

MG

45.0

1star

D

8.5

2star

K

6.0

2star

HB

2.5

2star

M

3.0

3star

T

1.0

2star

MG

45.0

1star

D

7.3

2star

K

4.0

2star

HB

3.3

3star

M

2.0

3star

T

0.8

3star

MG

45.0

1star

flies in from 8 men deep and punches the ball so violently that you gasp?

Is it when Cody Weightman

3

Cody Weightman

Age

23

Ht

179cm

Wt

75kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

6.5

2star

K

4.0

2star

HB

2.5

2star

M

2.0

2star

T

1.0

3star

G

1.0

4star

D

6.5

1star

K

4.0

1star

HB

2.5

2star

M

2.0

2star

T

1.0

2star

G

1.0

4star

D

6.5

2star

K

4.0

2star

HB

2.5

3star

M

2.0

3star

T

1.0

3star

G

1.0

4star

is held out of a marking contest, paid a free, then looks back at you with a cheeky wink?

Is it when Bevo visits you in your dreams and gives you a pat on the back, and says "I'm proud of you, Scrag"?

Is it when Zaine Cordy

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Zaine Cordy

Age

28

Ht

195cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.6

3star

K

6.6

3star

HB

4.0

3star

M

3.5

4star

T

2.1

4star

MG

180.4

3star

D

8.1

2star

K

6.4

3star

HB

1.7

1star

M

2.9

3star

T

1.9

3star

MG

180.4

3star

D

6.8

2star

K

3.8

2star

HB

3.0

3star

M

2.4

3star

T

1.8

4star

's knees turn against you?

Is it Picken from behind?

Is it Tom Boyd from the centre square?

Or is it Vegemite?

Truuuuueeee Bluuuuueee

 

[AFDogs]

All of the above.

 

[ossie_21]

 

[St 07]

Something between Cooney on an esky lid and Libba making 100 in the Ashes

 

[Philthy1]

Is it when Bevo walks out of a presser after taking Tom Morris to task for preying on us, followed by Tom Morris getting fired for inappropriate work place behavior?

 

[Sharkey66]

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Someone had to say it.

 

[House_of_Dahl]

From the best I can work out it is to have the experience - make it a good one!

 

[ScragCity]

make it a good one!

Any tips?

 

[House_of_Dahl]

Any tips?

What makes you happy man? Being nice to people, helping folks out, good friends/partner/kids/pets, good food, making shit, doing shit, supporting the doggies

 

[doggies ftw]

Is it Picken from behind?

When you find pornhub video titled Liam Picken takes naughty bigfooty poster from behind whilst your browsing the web at night

 

[TiAn_]

58008

 

[Dogs Rule]

I think it's this...

 

[BulldogMuscle]

It's when we win it all in 2023, 24 and 25.

 

[grassman75]

Something between Cooney on an esky lid and Libba making 100 in the Ashes

You mustn't be old to remember Captain Groenewagon

 

[grassman75]

Is it when Bevo walks out of a presser after taking Tom Morris to task for preying on us, followed by Tom Morris getting fired for inappropriate work place behavior?

No that's just Karma

 

[BrisDog]

Is it when Tom Liberatore handballs to a team mate standing 10m behind him, without ever needing to look and see where he is?

Is it when Bontempelli sharks a hitout and brushes aside the opposition's best midfielders, before launching inside 50?

Is it when Jamarra Ugle-Hagan misjudges a ball and runs 5m under it?

Is it when Naughton lines up for a set shot?

Is it when Ryan Gardner flies in from 8 men deep and punches the ball so violently that you gasp?

Is it when Cody Weightman is held out of a marking contest, paid a free, then looks back at you with a cheeky wink?

Is it when Bevo visits you in your dreams and gives you a pat on the back, and says "I'm proud of you, Scrag"?

Is it when Zaine Cordy's knees turn against you?

Is it Picken from behind?

Is it Tom Boyd from the centre square?

Or is it Vegemite?

Truuuuueeee Bluuuuueee

Get as many stats as you can before you die boys - Tom Mitchell style. Take them all, they all count. From the sloppy, muddy, hard ball get deep into the last quarter to the unforgettable hail mary banana from the pocket that somehow, somehow ended up right between the uprights.

Enjoy them all boys and never forget to tell your mates.

 

[Fossie 32]

What makes you happy man? Being nice to people, helping folks out, good friends/partner/kids/pets, good food, making s**t, doing s**t, supporting the doggies

Brill.
If only everybody would serve on the side of niceness.

 

[Bulldog rick]

I have discovered the meaning of life.
It's the hokey pokey.
Because that's what it's all about.

 

[bobs head soup]

When you find pornhub video titled Liam Picken takes naughty bigfooty poster from behind whilst your browsing the web at night

Whilst wearing his 42 Premiership guernsey

 

[Bulldog rick]

For essendon the meaning of life is winning trade week.

 

[Mofra]

It's this glorious day marking 7000 days since Essendon last won a final

 

[Fossie 32]

It's this glorious day marking 7000 days since Essendon last won a final