When a 7 foot yank who can't play footy is your best forward, yore seasons already over.

How bad is Mason Cox?


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Feel free to explain how lolnorf are a superior team in any way, shape or form. Here I'll get you started:

* 20 years since your last GF/flag
* Won 4 flags in 94 years
* Never gone B2B
* Have to play games in Tassie to make ends meet
* Weren't invited to join the VFL until 1925
* Got kicked out of the VFA
* Had the only president ever to be a bigger douchebag than Eddie
* Cannot get a marquee player to join no matter how much money you throw at them
* Registered your lowest score ever in... 2019!
* Coach resigned and replaced by a n00b after an "extensive process"
* Changed name from North Melbourne to Kangaroos in a vain attempt to gain more fans
* Marvel stadium minnows
* Lowest membership of any Victorian club (ahead of only GCS, GWS and Brions)
* Best ever player f’ed his teammate's wife, had to leave the club/state and later glassed his girlfriend

What a joke club. The only teams worse than lolnorf are Footscray and St. Kilda
Ill play - this is an easy one.

Collingwood - 2 flags since 1959.
North - 4 flags since 1959.

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Yep, he's our best forward. Only Mihocek, Stephenson, De Goey, Elliot, Reid, Thomas and Hoskin-Elliot were better

Despite this, Cox still averaged more Marks and Goals than Martin, Castagna and Caddy, and more marks than Riewoldt

But yeah he's our #1 and s**t at the same time, and the fact he missed the last 5 and a half games is the reason why we missed the GF by 4 points

What brilliant logic :$
No. The reason you missed the grand final is simply because "lol" :)
 
Wowee Saveloy is extra melty in this thread. CB17 has him on a string. Even the Norfie got under his skin. Hilarious.
 

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Hey if you win you’ll have won 2 AFL flags, same as Collingwood and lolnorf. What an achievement!

If you lose Niinthmond will be the laughing stock of the nation, again

No pressure
Lol this just reflects our size as a club, when we lose to Collingwood in a prelim they draw special posters about it and its more important to Collingwood fans than a flag. When Collingwood have a massive choke in a prelim to the Giants its barely news, no posters etc lets move on and hope Richmond lose, everything is about Richmond these days.

This is just how it is when your the biggest club in the land
 
Oh dear we werent even in the 8 at the bye what a great effort to fight back to a GF but hey whatever it takes to make you maggies feel better about your yearly failures

You’re flag favorites now... just like last year

But Good to hear you’ve put 1982-2016 behind you already after winning 1 flag in a row. Let’s hope nothing happens in the next few days to remind you how shit you were for so long

Let’s face it, you’re only in the GF because of Scott’s ridiculous coaching. Otherwise you would have Bombed on the back of Riewoldt’s stinker :$

But yeah, 1 flag w00t
 
You’re flag favorites now... just like last year

But Good to hear you’ve put 1982-2016 behind you already after winning 1 flag in a row. Let’s hope nothing happens in the next few days to remind you how s**t you were for so long

Let’s face it, you’re only in the GF because of Scott’s ridiculous coaching. Otherwise you would have Bombed on the back of Riewoldt’s stinker :$

But yeah, 1 flag w00t
Lol Lynch kicks 5 how many did the yank kick in his "match winning game", 3 wasnt it :$

Hardly favourites we were 9th at the bye no one gave us a hope of finals yet alone the big one, then again we have a coach that wins things, about the only thing Bucks didn't copy off us.
 
Anyone think Castagna, Caddy, Riewoldt and Martin can average more marks and goals than Mason after the GF? Let’s hear your wager :tearsofjoy:
We prefer trying to win than counting individual stats, how many did Cox get when the heat was on, 0 wasn't it?

Surely you'll be sending Cox home for good next year?
 

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When a 7 foot yank who can't play footy is your best forward, yore seasons already over.

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