When can we say Clayton Oliver has gone full Ben Cousins

[Bont2Bruce]

Clarry has not gone the full Ben until he swims across the Yarra to avoid an RBT or gets caught at Esperance airport with meth up his bot-bot.

I tend to agree, but nobody in their right mind should go swimming in the Yarra downstream of Dights Falls.

 

[76woodenspooners]

Another aspect to this is that Clayton is living with Max Gawn and his wife.
I'm not sure who's rooting who, but,

* “… who’s rooting whom …”

 

[76woodenspooners]

I tend to agree, but nobody in their right mind should go swimming in the Yarra downstream of Dights Falls.

Although this is true …

… the “right mind” bit is kinda the point.

 

[CharacterFirst]

When he joins Richmond I guess.

 

[crazywildhorse]

If I remember correctly the HeraldSun had a magnificent infographic of Ben's escape route

I tried to find it, only got the divvy van pics

When he joins Richmond I guess.

lel, I totally forgot about that part.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I changed my vote to it’s already happened

Moving to another club will just confirm it

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I prefer jail

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#DontDropTheSoap

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Can i go on public record and state I support a couple of Clarry's actions, most pertinently his breaking windscreen wipers from cars (hopefully posh ones)

When I was about 15-17 me and my cousins used to go around stealing car 'badges' from rather posh vehicles around our area and those where we were forced to visit rellos.

I had a no Volvo badge policy though. Shit cars, Shit drivers.

You see where I'm going with this ?

What happened to the old fashioned boys will be boys/aussie larrikin creed ?

Are we so woke-ifed we can't accept petty vandalism from our footballers and celebrities who need to let off steam from the pressurs of being in the public eye ?

Where have we gone wrong ?

#IAmHereBigFooty

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

You see where I'm going with this ?

Off a cliff at 100mph?

 

[cleanhands]

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#DontDropTheSoap

A must ……………………… body wash just not the same

 

[danster168]

Not a good look, both the driving whilst suspended and the bikie haircut.
If he's not allowed to drive a car because of a seizure, how the hell is he allowed to play football?
Might be time for the young tearaway to call stumps.
All the best Clayton, you had a wonderful career.

Demons midfielder Clayton Oliver charged with driving while suspended

The Melbourne premiership player suffered a seizure in October which saw him suspended from driving on medical grounds.

www.google.com

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As you were saying?

 

[danster168]

Superstar Demon leaves pre-season training camp in Lorne

Clayton Oliver has departed the Dees' camp to deal with his ongoing personal medical issues

www.afl.com.au

No pre-season yet still polling 9 coaches votes whilst you guys are 0-2.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

As you were saying?

Good on him for reigning in his bad habits

 

[danster168]

Good on him for reigning in his bad habits

Good on you for writing off a guys career. Lesson learnt. Never doubt the goat.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Good on you for writing off a guys career. Lesson learnt. Never doubt the goat.

A leopard doesn't change his spots all the time.

 

[Stronzo]

Good on you for writing off a guys career. Lesson learnt. Never doubt the goat.

Cousins played good footy as well mate while he was going off the rails.

Don’t act like we’ve reached some conclusion here.

 

[danster168]

Cousins played good footy as well mate while he was going off the rails.

Don’t act like we’ve reached some conclusion here.

Incorrect. When someone says 'oliver HAD a wonderful career' then the past tense implies his career is over. Yet polled best on ground on the weekend. Question, how could he be best on ground if he's career is over?

Egg on your faces fellas

 

[Stronzo]

Incorrect. When someone says 'oliver HAD a wonderful career' then the past tense implies his career is over. Yet polled best on ground on the weekend. Question, how could he be best on ground if he's career is over?

Egg on your faces fellas

He’s spiraling out of control.

 

[crazywildhorse]

Good on you for writing off a guys career. Lesson learnt. Never doubt the goat.

There is a pretty good argument that Cousins was WC goat until Reid turned up.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Someone's lost...

 

[Chronz]

Flogster168 in the bay.

 

[Eat_Pant]

As long as he doesn’t go full Collingwood, I’m happy.