Toump Ass
The Big Deal
- Jun 14, 2015
- 19,529
- 43,037
- AFL Club
- Melbourne
- Other Teams
- Port Adelaide Power
Top 5 pick at the Brisbane Lions, part of the vaunted "Go Home Five". Don't watch the Lions so don't know what he did there, assume it was great though.
Had a strong career at the Western Dogs- completely annihilated Aliir Aliiir Aliir in the 2021 preliminary final, probably best on ground. Then had a brilliant cameo in the Grand Final by getting crunched by King Angus Brayshaw
during his spectacular 5-minute Grand Final bursts, one of the best ever seen (equal to, and possibly better than Fat Man Dew's efforts for Hawthorn). Great call from BT on that one too, suck on that haters.
Premiership player at the Casey Globetrotters. Enough said.
Probably would have won us the final against Carltons last year, if only Goodwin remembered we had him as a sub or could identify that Tom Mac****FaceDonald is actually a ****ing potato.
So what do we think bigfootings? Is Josh a Lion, Dee, Globetrotter, or Dog?
Had a strong career at the Western Dogs- completely annihilated Aliir Aliiir Aliir in the 2021 preliminary final, probably best on ground. Then had a brilliant cameo in the Grand Final by getting crunched by King Angus Brayshaw
PLAYERCARDSTART
10
Angus Brayshaw
- Age
- 29
- Ht
- 188cm
- Wt
- 90kg
- Pos.
- D/M
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 19.7
- 5star
- K
- 11.1
- 4star
- HB
- 8.6
- 5star
- M
- 3.7
- 4star
- T
- 4.3
- 5star
- MG
- 233.5
- 4star
- D
- 15.5
- 4star
- K
- 7.7
- 3star
- HB
- 7.8
- 4star
- M
- 2.0
- 2star
- T
- 3.2
- 4star
- MG
- 233.5
- 4star
- D
- 11.4
- 3star
- K
- 8.2
- 4star
- HB
- 3.2
- 3star
- M
- 3.4
- 4star
- T
- 5.6
- 5star
PLAYERCARDEND
Premiership player at the Casey Globetrotters. Enough said.
Probably would have won us the final against Carltons last year, if only Goodwin remembered we had him as a sub or could identify that Tom Mac****FaceDonald is actually a ****ing potato.
So what do we think bigfootings? Is Josh a Lion, Dee, Globetrotter, or Dog?