Why Jack Watts Is bad at football

[The Mighty Boosh]

Gee, Gods are pretty crap these days aren't they?

I made some toast this morning and a holy image of the Virgin Big Footy God appeared!



Reckon I could sell it on ebay.

 

[lloyd christmas]

>he can't take a mark
>he can't kick a goal
>he can't get the football
>he can't get a game in Melbourne, Yeah that's right Melbourne wooden spooners last year.

I made a poll to see what people Think

Don't be too hard on him guys. He's from Melton. His Mum was 12 & addicted to meth when she gave birth to him.
Big Footy God what time is your Centrelink appointment?
If you leave an hour early that'll give you time to break into some cars & score some acid on the way

 

[clogwearer]

After your chicken drumstick thread I mistakenly thought there might be a laugh in here.

I'll go look somewhere else.

 

[r dub 19]

Everything you could hope for in a key forward.

 

[dylza]

5 Kicks
1 Handball
1 Mark
1 goal handed to him on a plate

 

[PieBeast]

Melbourne should just give up on that experiment, it's like constantly playing with one man down for the whole game.