Elton Johns Wig
Premiership Ruckman
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Heyyyyyyyyy all, long time no WIGMEDIA.
We're BACK baby.
Well, a little cameo. And needed, heck moi.
Now, we all know the Bombers are in crisis, they're a rabble. They're split, there's factions, and they're pulling in all different directions. Along with their usual deflective behaviour taking pot shots in the vain (and quite wasteful and stupid) effort to point the finger in the other direction and convince the SFA world that everything is A okay in Baghdad.
LOL
Well, this beauty from Jabba73 dropped yesterday. The Bombers, reeling, have given the keys to a spam machine just off his rookie season.
Esteeemed (unbiased) veterans had their say:
But wait, he's EXPERIENCED don't you know. He's played the 1739th most games EVER. (SweetFA+ we love you so)
It got me thinking, with such EXPERIENCE behind him, what other jobs is Raz qualified for?
I mean, I don't think the Bombers are thinking big enough!!!!
(Well, I don't think they ARE thinking, but THAT'S another story)
Here's a couple of ideas for Raz with jobs he can do that have NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY;
Australian Prime Minister
Well, to be fair to Raz here, it's probably worth a shot. I mean, considering the last two clowns we've had in the post, a bloke that got sacked and failed up from every job he had before being a politician, and a dorky wanna be cool guy former band manager.
The danger here is that Raz would do a "fail up guy" and appoint himself to MORE than 5 ministries.
On second thoughts.
NUCLEAR PLANT WORKER
I know, lets give a bloke with no experience the ability to push buttons and stuff that could LITERALLY BLOW EVERYTHING UP!!!
(this, in essence, is what the Bombers have done after all)
Yeah, not much could go wrong here, **** it, let's give it a shot!!!!!
Righto you lot, help a brother out here. I want to spread Raz' YEARS of experience far and wide, where else can we place this clown? What other positions can we put him where surely NOTHING can go wrong?
Great to be back.
Wig out.
We're BACK baby.
Well, a little cameo. And needed, heck moi.
Now, we all know the Bombers are in crisis, they're a rabble. They're split, there's factions, and they're pulling in all different directions. Along with their usual deflective behaviour taking pot shots in the vain (and quite wasteful and stupid) effort to point the finger in the other direction and convince the SFA world that everything is A okay in Baghdad.
LOL
Well, this beauty from Jabba73 dropped yesterday. The Bombers, reeling, have given the keys to a spam machine just off his rookie season.
Esteeemed (unbiased) veterans had their say:
Potentially the funniest first sentence of a media thread in Sweet F.A history
But wait, he's EXPERIENCED don't you know. He's played the 1739th most games EVER. (SweetFA+ we love you so)
It got me thinking, with such EXPERIENCE behind him, what other jobs is Raz qualified for?
I mean, I don't think the Bombers are thinking big enough!!!!
(Well, I don't think they ARE thinking, but THAT'S another story)
Here's a couple of ideas for Raz with jobs he can do that have NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY;
Australian Prime Minister
Well, to be fair to Raz here, it's probably worth a shot. I mean, considering the last two clowns we've had in the post, a bloke that got sacked and failed up from every job he had before being a politician, and a dorky wanna be cool guy former band manager.
The danger here is that Raz would do a "fail up guy" and appoint himself to MORE than 5 ministries.
On second thoughts.
NUCLEAR PLANT WORKER
I know, lets give a bloke with no experience the ability to push buttons and stuff that could LITERALLY BLOW EVERYTHING UP!!!
(this, in essence, is what the Bombers have done after all)
Yeah, not much could go wrong here, **** it, let's give it a shot!!!!!
Righto you lot, help a brother out here. I want to spread Raz' YEARS of experience far and wide, where else can we place this clown? What other positions can we put him where surely NOTHING can go wrong?
Great to be back.
Wig out.
