Without 2004, would Port be a bigger joke than Freo?

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Sekaj

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It seems that Port fluking a flag in 2004 has been the saving grace for the Power in what has otherwise been a laughable existence.

Consider this:

  1. Fremantle have never gone out in straight sets after finishing top-4
  2. Fremantle have never failed to make the Grand Final after finishing minor premier in consecutive seasons
  3. Fremantle have never embarrassed themselves by talking up a 'dream final' against their local rivals only to lose in humiliating fashion
  4. Fremantle have never suffered the ultimate in humiliations by losing the Grand Final by a record 119-points in front of an international audience
  5. Fremantle have never plummeted to 13th in a season littered with monumental chokes despite claiming to be deserving Grand Finalists the year before

Therefore, based on the above, I hereby submit that if it were not for a lucky 2004, Port would indeed today be considered the biggest laughing stock in the AFL bar none.
 
This is a stupidly desperate thread. Even if you took away ports flag they are no where near the joke freo are.

grasping at straws matey.
 

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Therefore, based on the above, I hereby submit that Sekaj would indeed today be considered the biggest laughing stock on Bay 13 bar none.

Agreed. If a 12 year old put forth the arguments sekaj did, his teacher would have to consider sending him back to primary school.

I think you have a valid point d one.:thumbsu:
 
This is a stupidly desperate thread. Even if you took away ports flag they are no where near the joke freo are.

grasping at straws matey.

No, you're wrong. If you think about it, I am 100% correct. Power supporters like to crap on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on about history, tradition, 'we exist to win premierships', etc, etc but their short history in the AFL so far has been littered with nothing but humiliations after humiliations and they are constantly laughed at by everyone.

Case in point, the world record 119-point Grand Final thrashing, when the entire global population was laughing as one at what a joke they were.
 
It seems that Port fluking a flag in 2004 has been the saving grace for the Power in what has otherwise been a laughable existence.

Consider this:

  1. Fremantle have never gone out in straight sets after finishing top-4 freo have not had any finals success, port have
  2. Fremantle have never failed to make the Grand Final after finishing minor premier in consecutive seasons they've never made a grand final OR been good enough to finish as minor premiers

  1. Fremantle have never embarrassed themselves by talking up a 'dream final' against their local rivals only to lose in humiliating fashion they've never played their rivals in a final, probably because they've not played as many finals as port because they are an inferior team
  2. Fremantle have never suffered the ultimate in humiliations by losing the Grand Final by a record 119-points in front of an international audience they've never been good enough to make a GF
  3. Fremantle have never plummeted to 13th in a season littered with monumental chokes despite claiming to be deserving Grand Finalists the year before THEY'VE NEVER MADE A GRAND FINAL so we can only speculate how they would travle the following year.

Therefore, based on the above, I hereby submit that if it were not for a lucky 2004, Port would indeed today be considered the biggest laughing stock in the AFL bar none.

See comments in red. This is a monumental failed attempt at trolling port adelaide, all you have done is highlighted the success they've had over the years, you've successfully made port look better than they actually are by comparing them to the worst team in the competition.

FAIL :thumbsdown:
 
Well, no....... lets have a look at these selected stats:

Fremantle
premierships = none
highest ladder position = 3
Wooden spoons: One, 2001
Finals series reached: Two
Wins in finals: One
Biggest winning margin: 112 points
All-Australians = three

Port
Premierships = 1
Highest ladder position = 1
Wooden spoons = zero
Final series = 7
Wins in finals = 10 + (couldn't be stuffed counting actual number)
Winning Margin = 117pts
AA = 10 (or thereabouts)

I don't like standing up for port but the desperate attempt at a cross-town boot to the ribs by a Crow-bot supporter was just too good to pass up.
- Freo only "win" in two departments = Their team song is not as bad and their greatest LOSING margin = 117 points
 
No, you're wrong. If you think about it, I am 100% correct. Power supporters like to crap on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on about history, tradition, 'we exist to win premierships', etc, etc but their short history in the AFL so far has been littered with nothing but humiliations after humiliations and they are constantly laughed at by everyone.

Case in point, the world record 119-point Grand Final thrashing, when the entire global population was laughing as one at what a joke they were.

... and today the entire global population is on the internet laughing as one at the joke that you are.

Give up, you flog.
 
Well, no....... lets have a look at these selected stats:

Fremantle
premierships = none
highest ladder position = 3
Wooden spoons: One, 2001
Finals series reached: Two
Wins in finals: One
Biggest winning margin: 112 points
All-Australians = three

Port
Premierships = 1
Highest ladder position = 1
Wooden spoons = zero
Final series = 7
Wins in finals = 10 + (couldn't be stuffed counting actual number)
Winning Margin = 117pts
AA = 10 (or thereabouts)

I don't like standing up for port but the desperate attempt at a cross-town boot to the ribs by a Crow-bot supporter was just too good to pass up.
- Freo only "win" in two departments = Their team song is not as bad and their greatest LOSING margin = 117 points

hahahaha comparing them side by side has gotta shut this idiot up :D

ps. i don't like sticking up for port either, but, COME ON!!! :D
 
Sekaj, this is a very poor troll. Now while admittedly logic and intelligence does not always count when it comes to Bay 13, you should try and make up for it by providing some entertainment for us. Quite simply, Port have achieved more than Freo, with or without a Premiership. And quite simply, this thread is a big Fail with a CAPITAL F, as the 3 points I mentioned you have provided none. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
 
Sekaj, this is a very poor troll. Now while admittedly logic and intelligence does not always count when it comes to Bay 13, you should try and make up for it by providing some entertainment for us. Quite simply, Port have achieved more than Freo, with or without a Premiership. And quite simply, this thread is a big Fail with a CAPITAL F, as the 3 points I mentioned you have provided none. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

HAHAHA awarding him no points is generous on your part greenmachine. He should (and needs) to be punished.
 

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I think you might find Port win/loss since their inception till start of this year to be the best in the league.

Even though I enjoy sinking the boots into Port when they slip up (as most Porties do to us Crowies) I wouldnn't say Port provide as many chuckles as Freo. Nor Richmond for that matter.
 
This is a stupidly desperate thread. Even if you took away ports flag they are no where near the joke freo are.

grasping at straws matey.

Agreed. If a 12 year old put forth the arguments sekaj did, his teacher would have to consider sending him back to primary school.

I think you have a valid point d one.:thumbsu:

See comments in red. This is a monumental failed attempt at trolling port adelaide, all you have done is highlighted the success they've had over the years, you've successfully made port look better than they actually are by comparing them to the worst team in the competition.

FAIL :thumbsdown:

hahahaha comparing them side by side has gotta shut this idiot up :D

ps. i don't like sticking up for port either, but, COME ON!!! :D

we won a flag cant take it away no matter how hard you try


you = :thumbsdown:

HAHAHA awarding him no points is generous on your part greenmachine. He should (and needs) to be punished.

Is this our new Pavillion, Thunderpower, and that other Freo flog that was here a few weeks ago??
 
Well, I think this thread has nicely achieved its objectives in getting people to understand what a joke the Power is, moreso if they had not fluked their flag in 2004. Mission accomplished I say. :thumbsu:
 
Well, I think this thread has nicely achieved its objectives in getting people to understand what a joke the Power is, moreso if they had not fluked their flag in 2004. Mission accomplished I say. :thumbsu:


if you called this thread a success i can see why you crow supporters are satisfied with just scrapping into the finals each year...
 
if you called this thread a success i can see why you crow supporters are satisfied with just scrapping into the finals each year...

As opposed to Power supporters who are satisfied with finishing at the bottom of the ladder twice out of the last three years while preaching the 'creed' and rambling on about the 'revolution'? :)

And just to reiterate, yes, the thread was runaway success. :thumbsu:
 
Well, I think this thread has nicely achieved its objectives in getting people to understand what a joke the Power is, moreso if they had not fluked their flag in 2004. Mission accomplished I say. :thumbsu:

You start a thread and get universally lambasted by all neutral supporters and then declare it a success. That’s a bit like Adolf Hitler declaring the invasion of Poland a winning move.

If your mission was to prove you are an absolute flog. Mission accomplished I say. :thumbsu:

PS. You’ve used it a few times now but “moreso” is not a word. If your parents hadn’t been so cheap and forked out a bit more money to put you through a decent school you may not be the poorly educated little cretin that you are today.
 
Without 1997 and 1998, would the Crows be a bigger joke than Freo?
Without 1992, 1994 and 2006, would the Eagles be a bigger joke than Freo?
Without 2001-2003, would Brisbane be a bigger joke than Freo?

Et cetera, et cetera. Also, I personally don't understand how finishing top of the ladder and then beating a team that had won the last three premierships is a fluke. I would call coming fifth and then making the GF due to a flawed finals system and then beating a highly fancied and far superior team that kicked 8.22 on the day fluking a premiership, but to each his own.

You're right in saying that Fremantle have never failed to make a grand final after finishing minor premiers, but the Crows have. And then there was 2006, where the 'invincible' Crows started their choking early after about Round 16 and didn't even make a Grand Final they were expected to win, the same thing that you're ridiculing Port for. You're also right in saying that Fremantle have never plummeted to 13th in a season despite claiming to be deserving Grand Finalists the year before, but the Crows have.

Some more things Fremantle haven't done:

Fremantle have never ridiculed West Coast for their finals chokes despite the fact that they themselves have choked in finals for four consecutive years.

Fremantle have never drafted hacks like Laurence Angwin, John Meesen, Darren Pfeiffer and James Sellar with first round draft picks, getting a combined three games out of the four of them and having the only one of them still on their list playing in the SANFL reserves.

Sekaj you fail, and fail badly. And having your fellow idiot trolls like bernie_lomax backing you up doesn't change that.
 
As opposed to Power supporters who are satisfied with finishing at the bottom of the ladder twice out of the last three years while preaching the 'creed' and rambling on about the 'revolution'? :)

And just to reiterate, yes, the thread was runaway success. :thumbsu:

If you think this thread was a success, you probably think drafting Angwin, Meesen, Pfeiffer and Sellar were successful moves too. Obviously you haven't read through the fact that every single neutral supporter disagreed with you, and even one of your own. Although admittedly Geoffa isn't as much of a tosser as you are.
 
You start a thread and get universally lambasted by all neutral supporters and then declare it a success. That’s a bit like Adolf Hitler declaring the invasion of Poland a winning move.
Wasn't that a winning move? He defeated Poland didn't he? :p

If your mission was to prove you are an absolute flog. Mission accomplished I say. :thumbsu:
He surely did
PS. You’ve used it a few times now but “moreso” is not a word. If your parents hadn’t been so cheap and forked out a bit more money to put you through a decent school you may not be the poorly educated little cretin that you are today.
Give the bloke a break, he's obviously a 10 year old kid on school holidays :D. If not-you're a dumbarse.
 

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