Without 2004, would Port be a bigger joke than Freo?

[Meow]

Haven't Port won a Brownlow Medal?
Freo have never won one!

 

[El_Scorcho]

Haven't Port won a Brownlow Medal?
Freo have never won one!

No, no player as a Port Adelaide player has won a Brownlow. Wanganeen won one at Essendon. I believe the closest we've had is Francou and Wanganeen a vote or two away in the early 90s.

 

[Sekaj]

Ah, what a fantastically successful thread. Even Toots Hibbert has joined in, wiping the tears from his eyes as he cries thinking of what a joke the Power is and then begging me to picture him doing it so I can laugh at him.

 

[Asgardian]

“The time comes upon every public man when it is best for him to keep his lips closed.” (Abraham Lincoln)

“Sekaj claims to have had success in this thread. I suspect he imagines he's successful to justify his Bigfooty existence” (my apologies to Paul Theroux)

 

[Tex_21]

Flog Alert deployed.

 

[Schulzenfest]

Come on now, ThunderPower/pavillion. You and I both know that the number of humiliations the Power has racked up greatly outnumbers any of Fremantle's failures.

Let's just forget everything for a minute. Just answer this simple question. Has Fremantle ever humiliated themselves by a record 119 points in front of an international audience in a Grand Final? The answer is no. Therefore, the Power are a bigger joke than Fremantle.

No they haven't, because they haven't even made one. Roger Federer has never done that. Neither has Tiger Woods. Cathy Freeman never did that. Stephanie Rice has never done that. I have never done that. You have never done that. All of these comments have the same relevance as saying Fremantle have never done that.

 

[Sekaj]

No they haven't, because they haven't even made one. Roger Federer has never done that. Neither has Tiger Woods. Cathy Freeman never did that. Stephanie Rice has never done that. I have never done that. You have never done that. All of these comments have the same relevance as saying Fremantle have never done that.

Exactly. Nobody but the Power have ever humiliated themselves by a record-breaking 119 points in front of an international audience which means the Power are one of the biggest jokes to have ever existed since the history of time.

At least one Power supporter is intelligent enough to comprehend just how much of a joke his side is and for that, I must give you credit.

 

[strath39]

Therefore, based on the above, I hereby submit that Sekaj would indeed today be considered the biggest laughing stock on Bay 13 bar none.

agree, I think you should win comment of the year

 

[D_One]

Flog Alert deployed.

Well done Tex.

__________________

--- Flog Alert ---

 

[xamol]

Flog Alert deployed.

Ah Tex, that alert could go to about 8,000 posters on Bay 13.

There's always a flog alert.

 

[Tex_21]

Ah Tex, that alert could go to about 8,000 posters on Bay 13.

There's always a flog alert.

I know-its sad.

 

[D_One]

Ah Tex, that alert could go to about 8,000 posters on Bay 13.

There's always a flog alert.

True but if I had to nominate someone as the biggest flog an Bay 13 I would nominate Sekaj first and Daylight second.

__________________

--- Flog Alert ---

 

[greg62]

It seems that Port fluking a flag in 2004 has been the saving grace for the Power in what has otherwise been a laughable existence.

Consider this:

1. Fremantle have never gone out in straight sets after finishing top-4
2. Fremantle have never failed to make the Grand Final after finishing minor premier in consecutive seasons
3. Fremantle have never embarrassed themselves by talking up a 'dream final' against their local rivals only to lose in humiliating fashion
4. Fremantle have never suffered the ultimate in humiliations by losing the Grand Final by a record 119-points in front of an international audience
5. Fremantle have never plummeted to 13th in a season littered with monumental chokes despite claiming to be deserving Grand Finalists the year before

Therefore, based on the above, I hereby submit that if it were not for a lucky 2004, Port would indeed today be considered the biggest laughing stock in the AFL bar none.

I think someone has been a very naughty little boy taking a day off school. Holidays start next week. Oh, and stay away from that petrol can ok?

 

[D_One]

It looks like a few posts questioning Sekaj's mental abilities are disappearing from this thread.

For example, the following was posted

Would be for the same reason I'd expect. For a word that starts with * and ends in ****. Remind me to ****-**** him in the *****.

It’s a bit like the “Holding the Ball” rule. This rule states that “Holding the Ball shall be given if it is deemed by the umpire that the player in possession of the ball is tackled by an opposing player and has had prior opportunity to dispose of the ball or in the act of diving on the ball has been unable to knock the ball free. The tackle must be below the shoulders and above the knees and must successfully ****** the player in possession of the ball.”

This thread proves that Sekaj has been caught holding the ball.

... but disappeared and the links no longer work. What's going on???

__________________

--- FLOG ALERT ---

 

[Tex_21]

It looks like a few posts questioning Sekaj's mental abilities are disappearing from this thread.

For example, the following was posted



... but disappeared and the links no longer work. What's going on???

__________________

Yeah, think Keyser or Rusty is less than impressed possibly.

 

[xamol]

Ah D, you Tex and Sekaj seem a bit yellow. You feeling ok???
I would say, questioning someones mental ability is a no-no.

 

[adelaide_40]

True but if I had to nominate someone as the biggest flog an Bay 13 I would nominate Sekaj first and Daylight second.

__________________

I would nominate Shotta as the biggest flog on BF ahead of Sekaj.

 

[Tex_21]

I would nominate Shotta as the biggest flog on BF ahead of Sekaj.

I would second that-though Geoffa_32 is making a running to be included also

 

[D_One]

Ah D, you Tex and Sekaj seem a bit yellow. You feeling ok???
I would say, questioning someones mental ability is a no-no.

Yeh, a bit yellow at the moment … and worst of all Sekaj keeps dodging my questions. I fire off a query to him and he darts around it. I’ll then fire off another and he’ll dart around that too. So from no on I’ll have to refer to him as

Sekaj the Darter

__________________

--- FLOG ALERT ---

 

[El_Scorcho]

Geoffa_32 is nowhere near Sekaj or Shotta.

 

[Geoffa32]

Geoffa_32 is nowhere near Sekaj or Shotta.

I try to lace my potshots with a little bit of truth/facts/humour

 

[Toots Hibbert]

Geoffa32 is a lost Port soul crying in the wilderness looking for a way home.

 

[finbarr]

This thread has AIDS.

It's fair to say Craig McLachlan had more success as a stand-up comedian.

[YOUTUBE]GJXft7VdGJI[/YOUTUBE]

 

[RanceMance]

LOL @ craig, that was brutal.

 

[Sekaj]

Well the Power supporters keep responding to this thread. It's quite obvious that deep down, they know that what I speak is the truth and it hurts them to the core to know what a joke of a club they support.