World's Shortest Book

[Chewy]

Cameron Ling's little black book
The Worsfold Dynasty: How To Stay On Top
Raising The Demons: The Paul Gardiner Legacy
Advanced Quantum Physics, by Brendon Fevola
Great Pick Up Lines, by Lance Franklin
The Fourth Estate, by Alistair Clarkson
Leadership, by Matthew Lloyd
Moneyball, by Greg Miller
Thinking Outside The Square, by Robert Walls
Football, by Caroline Wilson

 

[CrowCrazy]

A Self Help Guide for Choking Victims - Mark Choke-o Williams

Respecting the Opposition - Mark Choke-o Williams

Keeping your foot out of your mouth - The Chad

Winning gracefully - Tredders

Getting in front, Staying in front - Mark Choke-o Williams

High expectations realised - Port Power Supporters

Coping with pressure - Mark Choke-o Williams

 

[Hood007]

'My Love for Geelong' - fishbowl

 

[WorthTheWaite]

Read the OP. I already had a crack at the Eagles.

Haha, brilliant.

"If I wrote a page for every Premiership St Kilda has won..." - Russell Holmesby

 

[sunnyTEE]

Tigerboyz Willy - Every inch has a page!

 

[1eye]

The Women Who Have Said Yes- By Milne and Montagna

Foreword by Michael Turner

 

[WorthTheWaite]

The Women Who Have Said Yes- By Milne and Montagna

Foreward buy Michael Turner

FFS, 1eye, are you sure you didn't mean 1 brain cell?

"Foreward buy Michael Turner"

Because I think you meant -

"Foreword by Michael Turner"

 

[D_One]

"Essendon trolls who aren't knobs"

I apologise to all Essendon supporters who feel the person who started this post is an embarrassment.

 

[Chops_a_must]

"How I became a success without my dad's help" - Trump.

 

[1eye]

FFS, 1eye, are you sure you didn't mean 1 brain cell?

"Foreward buy Michael Turner"

Because I think you meant -

"Foreword by Michael Turner"

thanks for that

 

[Empire_Persian]

Stronzo, since you show the Eagles so much love:

Long Books:
"Handy things to do with your Nose" - Mathew Pavlich

"Essendon Hacks at Fremantle Football Club" - a complete list

"Memoirs of a Wife Basher" - Jeff Farmer

"Things that make me Cry" - Mark Harvey

"Drafting Blunders that make you Wonder" - Fremantle Football Club


Short Books:
"The Brownlow Medal and the Dockers"

"The Things I Love about Freo" - Mathew Pavlich

"Our Trophies" - a picture book by the Dockers

"Purple, Green & Red - and other Asthetically Pleasing Combinations"

"Temper" - Des Headland

"I Respect the Dockers for ... "

"

 

[Chops_a_must]

"Great Expectations" by Charles 'Dickens' Fremantle.

Captain Fremantle's first name was Charles? Well ____ me...

"Why I Love the Sunshine" by Scott Thornton.



"Reasons My Wife Was Loyal" by Mick Malthouse.

"How To Resist Older Women" by Craig Turley.

 

[Jesse Custer]

'How to Handball' by Kevin Bartlett

 

[takeabowtredders]

'How to Handball' by Kevin Bartlett

With a foreword by Scott Lucas

 

[Jesse Custer]

With a foreword by Scott Lucas

Brilliant

 

[Dynamics]

"A Guide To Ettiquette" - Brendan Fevola

"Ekspecially Important Newsreading Techniques From Awound The Wowld" - Micheal Voss

"Dealing With The Media" - Alistair Clarkson

"Business Ethics In The 21st Century" - Dick Pratt

"How To Save Yourself For God" - Buddy Franklin

"Dignity Above All Else" - Sam Newman

"Overcoming Bias" - Tim Lane

 

[didak04]

"Intelligent football observations" Co-written D.Schwarz, M.Blight, C.Wilson

 

[made from beer]

"Intelligent football observations" Co-written D.Schwarz, M.Blight, C.Wilson

ah the ox, what a genius that man is. .

 

[HawkPatrol]

Barry Hall's Temper (Short as in loses temper easily)

 

[_Interpol_]

"How to take advantage of draft picks" - Carlton

But they know all about that.. a better one..


"Draft Picks outside of the top 10" - Carlton F.C, with commentary from St Kilda F.C

 

[_Interpol_]

Barry Hall's Temper (Short as in loses temper easily)

If you need to explain the joke, it's no good pal...

 

[wookks]

Finding domestic bliss after football - stewart dew

 

[Dark Shark]

How to Chase a Girl Overseas - Frazer Gherig

 

[wookks]

Proud 100+ years of tradition - the adelaide crows

 

[Jesse Custer]

'Extreme Fitness' by Stuart Dew