Worst hairstyle in Football history

Who has the worst hairstyle in Football history?

  • Clive Waterhouse

    Votes: 7 5.4%
  • Cam McCarthy

    Votes: 25 19.2%
  • Darren ‘Doc’ Wheildon

    Votes: 5 3.8%
  • Peter ‘Spida’ Everitt

    Votes: 5 3.8%
  • Nathan Carroll

    Votes: 17 13.1%
  • Michael Hurley

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Brodie Grundy

    Votes: 1 0.8%
  • Chris Masten

    Votes: 1 0.8%
  • Dustin Martin

    Votes: 9 6.9%
  • Brett Deledio

    Votes: 5 3.8%
  • Kevin Bartlett

    Votes: 9 6.9%
  • Josh Thurgood

    Votes: 8 6.2%
  • Geoff Raines

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Dyson Heppell

    Votes: 9 6.9%
  • Wayne 'The Weed' Weideman

    Votes: 5 3.8%
  • Warwick Capper

    Votes: 5 3.8%
  • Danny Southern

    Votes: 15 11.5%
  • Kane Mitchell

    Votes: 1 0.8%
  • Other (name & photo in comments)

    Votes: 3 2.3%

  • Total voters
    130

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It's Nathan Carroll guys.

That was never in style, not even in niche 'cutting edge' fashion. When he showed up with that cut, he was rightly panned.

Basically half of Cam McCarthy's team mates have a similar hair style - I've never seen anybody rock a 'Nathan'.
 

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Also Eljay Connors could have done with a trim before he got drafted

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Never seen someone hold a ball so awkwardly since my wife helped me bust a gooch pimple.


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Nathan Lovett-Murray I think it was...played a game with a dred ponytail (or something to that effect) and stars and other pics shaved on the sides.

I remember the photo in the paper....iirc he played like shit that day and it was never seen again.

I've looked for pics before, can't find any...Bombers fans...little help?
 
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Anyone who sported one of these or something similar in the early 2000s should hang their heads in shame and probably watched too much cricket. Don't blame the era, blame your lack of taste.

It was an epidemic that should be taught about in schools.

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And to think, these people were probably laughing at 80s hairstyles.

While I'm here, you guys saying Danny Southern are insane. He had THE BEST footballer's hairstyle of all time. Dared to be different, unlike the sheep above.
 
Basically half of Cam McCarthy's team mates have a similar hair style - I've never seen anybody rock a 'Nathan'.

Dustin Martin comes close.
 
Dustin Martin has carried the w***er hairstyle his entire career
Since then, every Ranger-driving w***er named some derivative of Aiden with the shit tattoos has worn the same haircut.
See them at the gym all of the time. "Hey bro. What's up bro? Oh, totally bro. Bro bro bro."
 

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Possibly the ugliest footballer of all time. Had to make it worse with the choice of hair and clothing, though the shit coloured stripes are appropriate.

The annual ugliest player medal should be named after him

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