Worst hairstyle in the AFL?

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Zeke

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I've noticed that this season more than any before it, the players are starting to branch out into some unknown and unfortunate hairstyles...

Who has the worst hair-do in the AFL?

My initial vote would go to Russell Robertson who looks like someone got him on the side of the head with a peroxide filled water balloon...
 
It would have to go to Stephen Milne. St Kilda have the ugliest heads around.

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Brendan Fevola with his try-hard Matty Mop is bloody appalling. Luke Darcy's is pretty shocking too. Jason Akermanis, with his peroxide blonde spikes and black beard, looks absolutely bloody stupid.
 
Originally posted by Zeke
My initial vote would go to Russell Robertson who looks like someone got him on the side of the head with a peroxide filled water balloon...

Then you'll also have to give a vote to a player from your own team who appears to have gone to the Robbo Salon School of Hairdressing.
 

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5. Fevola (a bad wig on a rough head)
4. Spider Everitt (Blue-Black 6'8" Beatnick bowl head)
3. Gehrig (Mullets were never in)
2. Sampi (WTF was he thinking?)
1. ****atoo-Collins (looks liek his mum has used a bowl on his head)

All in no particuliar order.
 
5. Fevola (a bad wig on a rough head)
4. Spider Everitt (Blue-Black 6'8" Beatnick bowl head)
3. Gehrig (Mullets were never in)
2. Sampi (WTF was he thinking?)
1. Co ckatoo-Collins (looks like his mum has used a bowl on his head)

All in no particuliar order.

Joel Smith needs a category of his own.
 
Alan Didak is doing something very unfortunate with his hair. He has this weird mullet kick at the end of his hair and he has added some dye to it. Very disturbing since he is usually a nice looking young man.

However I must add that Lica's is awesome. Never a hair out of place.
 
Russell Robertson and Paul Medhurst. Not only do they have incredibly poor hair, but they are overrated, unaccountable hacks. Doesn't exactly put their choice of style in the best light.
 
Originally posted by Guey_34
Russell Robertson and Paul Medhurst. Not only do they have incredibly poor hair, but they are overrated, unaccountable hacks. Doesn't exactly put their choice of style in the best light.

Agreed. Hairstyle and ability are directly related.
 
Originally posted by Guey_34
Russell Robertson and Paul Medhurst.

True, their hair isn't great. But I commend them on their choice to at least try and replicate some kind of Chapel Street w@nkerdom in the year 2003.

Nobody goes past Gehrig. WTF??? :confused:

It's bad. So so bad.
 

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