Event Wowee Koala Gala !!!

[Tigerturbulance]

The Ophidian Old Boys student body is certainly looking forward to the exhibition match.

With outstanding crowd attendances at the the Wednesday pre koala bash training season,

game day is expected to be sold out, so recommend purchasing tickets early

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

The Ophidian Old Boys student body is certainly looking forward to the exhibition match.

With outstanding crowd attendances at the the Wednesday pre koala bash training season,

game day is expected to be sold out, so recommend purchasing tickets early

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That stand is in need of an upgrade.

I know a guy called Darryl who is banging some chick called Gladys...apparently she is very good at finding cash for this sort of thing.

 

[Bonz]

Your first lesson from the head of Psychology at the Old Boys.

When you wake up each morning, look in the mirror and focus on your goals for the day.

With your goals don't pussy out, instead you should aim to be the very best there is, even if you have to take baby steps to eventually reach that goal.

Everything is achievable with the human mind (unless you want to grow wings or learn to grab glasses with your penis).

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Your first lesson from the head of Psychology at the Old Boys.

When you wake up each morning, look in the mirror and focus on your goals for the day.

With your goals don't pussy out, instead you should aim to be the very best there is, even if you have to take baby steps to eventually reach that goal.

Everything is achievable with the human mind (unless you want to grow wings or learn to grab glasses with your penis).

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What about a poor bugger like 2inchmagic ? I don't care how much is achievable in the human mind, rocking a busted eraser must **** with self esteem

 

[Bonz]

What about a poor bugger like 2inchmagic ? I don't care how much is achievable in the human mind, rocking a busted eraser must fu** with self esteem

You can work towards saving for surgery.

Majority of things are achievable, you just need to sometimes apply yourself with alternative methods.

I.e using butter instead of lube, not ideal but you can get the same result.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

You can work towards saving for surgery.

Majority of things are achievable, you just need to sometimes apply yourself with alternative methods.

I.e using butter instead of lube, not ideal but you can get the same result.

Wickzki tried that once, hipsters chased him for a week with smashed avo and Mason jars

 

[Bonz]

Wickzki tried that once, hipsters chased him for a week with smashed avo and Mason jars

Sadly they were unrelated events.

Wickzki shaved his moustache, gave himself a fresh fade and switched from almond to full cream milk.

It was more a case of feeling betrayed.

 

[Callums_Guns]

That stand is in need of an upgrade.

I know a guy called Darryl who is banging some chick called Gladys...apparently she is very good at finding cash for this sort of thing.

Just signing off the final discussing the final upgrades to the Corporate Hospitality

 

[Hoos]

using butter instead of lube, not ideal but you can get the same result.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

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Well there's a shock from the bruncher! Just remember no brunching on Saturday, can't mark for shit if your hands are covered in olive and truffle oil

 

[Bonz]

Well there's a shock from the bruncher! Just remember no brunching on Saturday, can't mark for sh*t if your hands are covered in oil and truffle oil

Truffle oil?

Just how much is Tigerturbulance paying you?

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Truffle oil?

Just how much is Tigerturbulance paying you?

The Old Boy have access to old money. You don't think This Is Anfield is back because he looks pretty in short shorts?

 

[Bonz]

The Old Boy have access to old money. You don't think This Is Anfield is back because he looks pretty in short shorts?

No I am aware we are bringing him back and paying him because he looked fantastic in short shorts.

All about that sweet marketing campaign.

Just surprised that you were getting paid as well that's all.

 

[This Is Anfield]

The Old Boy have access to old money. You don't think This Is Anfield is back JUST because he looks pretty in short shorts?

Please

 

[Heisenberg_]

That stand is in need of an upgrade.

I know a guy called Darryl who is banging some chick called Gladys...apparently she is very good at finding cash for this sort of thing.

Even has a tractor to help with demolition of the old one

 

[Hoos]

Well there's a shock from the bruncher! Just remember no brunching on Saturday, can't mark for sh*t if your hands are covered in oil and truffle oil

Fear not, old ****. I wouldn't dirty my perfectly manicured nails by coming into direct contact with truffle or olive oil on a Saturday. While it's true that my riding crop with the custom made grip, lovingly hand crafted from the scrotums of several endangered black rhinoceros, does receive a generous amount of linseed oil, that doesn't occur until Saturday night after supper.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Fear not, old ****. I wouldn't dirty my perfectly manicured nails by coming into direct contact with truffle or olive oil on a Saturday. While it's true that my riding crop with the custom made grip, lovingly hand crafted from the scrotums of several endangered black rhinoceros, does receive a generous amount of linseed oil, that doesn't occur until Saturday night after supper.

Hoos as you appreciate a quality riding crop,
please report to the Ophidian Old Boys Stables as Bonz feels like going for a ride and will indulge your crop fetish
a win win!

 

[2inchmagic]

You can work towards saving for surgery.

Majority of things are achievable, you just need to sometimes apply yourself with alternative methods.

I.e using butter instead of lube, not ideal but you can get the same result.

Like Hoos I can confirm butter is an excellent alternative.

One of the great things about it, and having a magical 2 inches, is that I can get the job done with just the butter! Don't even need a Mrs 2inchmagic

 

[Ned_Flanders]

what happened to the dress code?

 

[DenieD]

It's a bad day to have eyes

 

[Tigerturbulance]

what happened to the dress code?

FFS isn't your job as Head of House to ensure all rookies are dressed in the correct uniform

 

[Ned_Flanders]

FFS isn't your job as Head of House to ensure all rookies are dressed in the correct uniform

ffs, that wasnt in my employment contract

 

[Ned_Flanders]

It's a bad day to have eyes

could be worse - ClarkeM has to tackle that buttered up tackle

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Once again it looks like the Ophidian Old Boys have to do all the work!

rota69 we even have the team built for you!!!

B : Smartys Power - Dingster - boncer34
HB : guero - serial_thrilla - Kirkswan
C : rota69 - ClarkeM - Mr Ripper
HF : brahj - Proper Gander - Millky95
FF : jod23 - Tarkyn_24 - boncer34
FOLL : Kennedy Parker - DemonJim - damicky
INT : JT_the_Man - Broken

and a team means nothing with a little friendly competition, so how about:

TIME: PM Saturday March 5
PLACE: Spotswood Oval (Ophidian Academy)
EVENT: First official beat down to be delivered by the new superpower of the Sweet FA, The Ophidian Old Boys!!!

B : This Is Anfield - Ned_Flanders - ctacp
HB : FireKrakouer - The Jesus - The Cryptkeeper
C : Fleabane - Callums_Guns - Tony Lynn 15
HF : Heisenberg_ - TheCoach16 - haydo
F : Wickzki - Bonz - MC Bad Genius
FOLL : Elton Johns Wig - Hoos - 2inchmagic
INT : Mobbs - BRAB

COACH : Tigerturbulance

So you cuddly little scamps, BRING IT

Wow.

Wow alright. As the person singlehandedly responsible for bringing the Koalas back, I'm hurt and dismayed.

More of a Koalas man myself.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Wow alright. As the person singlehandedly responsible for bringing the Koalas back, I'm hurt and dismayed.

Headless is a brutal captain...