Your crazy predictions for 2016

[76woodenspooners]

Here's a few predictions that might have gotten you certified insane this time last year ...

- Jack Crisp top 3 of the Copeland
- Jack Crisp wins the Gavin Brown award (top desire indicators)
- Swan to get runner up Copeland (never write off a champion!)
- Travis Varcoe to be actually pretty good
- Nathan Freeman to leave Collingwood ... For St Kilda
- Collingwood to be 8-3 up mid year. Then miss finals. Again
- Cory Gault to only play a couple games, and yet still remain on the list.
- Brenden Abbott to reach cult status, despite never playing a senior game, and getting delisted.
- Malthouse to predict that Carlton won't lose a game. Then gets sacked before mid-season.
- An AFL coach to be allegedly murdered by his own son.
- WCE to play in the Grand Final.
- Bulldogs to make finals and Port to miss out.
- Adam Goodes to take a break from AFL for getting booed
- Darcey Moore to kick a bag of 5 in a game
- Essendon ASADA scandal still unresolved

What are your crazy predictions for 2016? Go wild, go nuts!

 

[McGuanes Seven]

Cloke to kick more goals than behinds

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

The Queen will deliver her Christmas message wearing Union Jack body paint.

 

[sirlothie]

Eddie McGuire to announce he is giving up presidency

Treloar to win Copeland in first year

Neither Elliott or Howe to take mark of the year

We will finish 6th

Buckley will get 2 year extension

Cloke will kick 58 goals

 

[Ketchup]

• Sier to win the brownlow, norm smith, Copeland, and be the starting centre in the all Australian team.

• Darcy Moore to win the rising star

 

[half_back_flank]

Treloar to win Copeland in first year

Nah, he'll tie with Pendles. Bucks shared it with his captain Browny in his first year in '94, it would be fitting if Treloar did the same.

 

[Baird]

Collingwood finish top 4

 

[pablo disco bar]

Tradedraft to not make any posts....

 

[pablo disco bar]

Tradedraft to not make any posts....

Thumbs up

 

[DRIZZT]

Tradedraft to not make any posts....

That make sense or dont include IF or multiple .

P.s Dont take any offense td,just havin some fun at your expense and keepin with the theme of the week

 

[nahnah]

- Ramsay plays 10+ games
- Reid plays in the back line for majority of season
- Treloar has 30 and kicks a goal as pies win by 20+ in round 2 vs shitmond
- Sweep Carlton (not crazy just get it done)
- We break the drought and be a the hawks
- We win a game by 100
- Leppa gets the sack
- Pies finish ahead of Richmond
- Carlton win the spoon again
- Lewis Taylor requests trade to collingwood
- Mitch Robinson requests trade to collingwood, collingwood say not interested.
- Marsh plays 15+ games
- Gault is finally de-listed
- Moore kicks 25+
- Marely Williams All Australian
- Langdon kicks the winning goal after the siren vs Sydney in round 1, which leads to Broomhead and Elliott clapping, cheering and genuinely look like they experienced some form of enjoyment during an AFL game.

 

[Gungadin]

Carlton make a bid for Josh Daicos at 2016 national draft.
Eddie wants an underground tunnel to run a monorail from the MCG to the Holden Centre so the players get to rehab' quicker.
The AFL install goal posts that illuminate when the ball hits them.
The Etihad install heated seats.
Collingwood given free access to an Emirates Jet for interstate travel as part of our sponcership and lease it out to other clubs, to recoup equalisation tax.
Brisbane ask for 11 away games in Melbourne so as to try and combat losing players back to Vic. This request is denied by the AFL. Lions told to grow up.

 

[DRIZZT]

America puts a ban on guns
Americans realise Australia isn't in Europe
Putin wears a shirt whilst on horseback
Glory and Western Force win more games then they lose
Thatsgold and Kappa posts contain positive opinions of pies staff-least likely
Afl suspend fyfe for lookin like a young barbara steisand(sorry for spellin-if incorrect)
Eddie doesnt sound fake when callin any other teams goals
No more coll players get fresh tatts
Richmond accept treloar is a maggie
New star wars villain is a female/or jar jar
Donald trump DOESN'T say something stoopid
Hine wins boston marathon
Fasolo doesnt look in a mirror all year
Cloke pens his favourite shakespearian quotes in a novel for "poets and philosiphers"(you know what I mean)
Kardasians go media silent
Carlton win more then 2 games in first 15rounds
Drizzt doesnt post on da turps

 

[Smoky]

Swan to win the Coleman

 

[3rd Monkey]

Pies to make a prelim

Reid to play 20+ games

Bucks to get a tatt sleeve

 

[Saintly Viewed]

Positioned 8 - 3 we comfortably win the next game

We beat Carlton twice easily (Carlton remain cellar dwellers, Bolton still smiles dumbly)

KB uses the word "famous" 360 times in one session. (Still irritates Neal Balme)

We beat Hawthorn by 20 odd points (hawthorn get dispatched in round one of finals, eliminated)

Port returns to finals joining Collingwood as new entrants for 2016.

Collingwood wins a final (tiger Treloar plays well, that's what KB calls him)

Nathan Buckley gets praise in these threads by unlikely posters (you know who you are)

Reid plays well all season, Scharenberg makes great strides ( says bring on 2017)

Cloke kicks 69 goals and says you are always happy with that out put

Leoppo sacked.

Bolton questioned and put under great scrutiny.

Carlton bottom, Unknown Carlton director says "we have to be patient" immediately there is a board challenge

Dogs struggle, St Kilda get to play Freeman they lose by 80 points he says "I'm used to them losing, feels right"

Dons asada wada usada hirda cantinues

Pendlebury captains All Australian side, wins Brownlow

Swan De Goey Trelloar joins Pendles in All Australian team

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

Relegation system sees Carlton replaced by Singapore Slingers.

 

[Anzacday]

Relegation system sees Carlton replaced by Singapore Slingers.

 

[vjknight]

Dave's era as Tradedraft ends in a nudes posting meltdown after Grundy gets a crew cut. Returns as 'sier n sizzle'.

 

[76woodenspooners]

Hawthorn to miss out on finals

GWS to go bottom 4

Carlton to not finish last - I give that gong to Essendon

St Kilda to become a surprise packet and finish mid-table

Cloke to have a shocking season

Swanny to retire end of season

Cox to be in our top 4 goal scorers for the season

Treloar a great addition to the team, but we're still made to lament missing out on Wiederman to get him.

Pendlebury to go into the backline for much of the season (released by Treloar)

3 of the 4 draftees get a taste of senior footy

VFL team to make the Grand Final

Collingwood to significantly improve and end up on 13 wins - but still miss out on finals. (The reason for that is that there ends up being a raft of really crap teams (Essendon, Carlton, Brisbane, GWS, Suns, Adelaide) which really distort the ladder and 14 wins needed to make finals)

Collingwood continue their sweepout and offload ~10 players end of season

Somehow Collingwood get back into the first round of the draft

 

[SpongePie]

Pendles Brownlow.

 

[Ulahoopski]

Critics of Buckley's coaching give an explanation of their criticism that goes beyond Collingwood's ladder position.

My Ignore list diminishes

A bitchmond supporter mentions Collingwood in a post without using the word "Treloar".

Bitchmond win a final.

An Australian politician does something for a reason other than an attempt to get votes.

Carlton improve massively.

Carlton improve a little.

Carlton improve.

Rance renounces his religion - starts his own one god, one follower religion using a mirror.

Freo become an all out attacking team.

Theologists explain that god was created by a higher being who in turn was created by yet another even higher being who turns out to be Bob Marley.

KB cuts all ties with bitchmond following their 2nd round loss and pledges that "from now on I'm a die hard Treloar supporter".

GF tickets are allocated to club members based on their attendance throughout the season and not their bank account.

 

[Ulahoopski]

Pendles Brownlow.

Why is that "crazy"? Would have thought it's entirely possible.

 

[Ketchup]

- Ramsay plays 10+ games
- Reid plays in the back line for majority of season
- Treloar has 30 and kicks a goal as pies win by 20+ in round 2 vs shitmond
- Sweep Carlton (not crazy just get it done)
- We break the drought and be a the hawks
- We win a game by 100
- Leppa gets the sack
- Pies finish ahead of Richmond
- Carlton win the spoon again
- Lewis Taylor requests trade to collingwood
- Mitch Robinson requests trade to collingwood, collingwood say not interested.
- Marsh plays 15+ games
- Gault is finally de-listed
- Moore kicks 25+
- Marely Williams All Australian
- Langdon kicks the winning goal after the siren vs Sydney in round 1, which leads to Broomhead and Elliott clapping, cheering and genuinely look like they experienced some form of enjoyment during an AFL game.

Hope we turn down Lewis Taylor too. Kids such a hack

 

[ClaytonM]

Treloar wins Norm Smith