MCG 7.25PM
Half-arsed ADMIN
No late changes
Collingwood
IN: Brayden Maynard
(good), Reef McInnes (should be good)
OUT: Beau McCreery (Injured - love him), Nathan Kreuger (Injured - cult hero in the making), Tyler Brown
(Omitted - love your Dad, and your Mum)
Them
IN: Sam De Koning, Shaun Higgins
(don't care about either of them)
OUT: Luke Dahlhaus
(Omitted), Quinton Narkle
(Medi-Sub), Zach Guthrie
(Omitted)
Last week we learned Cats' players fear finals, shadows, and Swans' fans. FFS! Geelong players were scared of a bunch of picnickers - pâté sniffers who only get angry if they pay overs for heirloom tomatoes - gambolling past them for a Buddy love-in.
God I was looking forward to McCreery tackling Ducker. Used to love Levi hammering him. Can Maynard cannonball him without getting a 20 game suspension?
But let's not just focus on brutality - we are playing a beautiful 100+ game.
Howe has developed into a magnificent player, creating the finest body of aerial work footy has seen. We are blessed to have him and Darce as interceptors.
DeGoey will beast it in the middle and Jamie will kick 5.
3 in a row.
Collingwood by 64 points
Half-arsed ADMIN
No late changes
Collingwood
IN: Brayden Maynard
PLAYERCARDSTART
4
Brayden Maynard
- Age
- 28
- Ht
- 189cm
- Wt
- 93kg
- Pos.
- Def
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 17.4
- 4star
- K
- 11.6
- 4star
- HB
- 5.9
- 4star
- M
- 3.9
- 4star
- T
- 3.6
- 5star
- MG
- 327.8
- 4star
- D
- 20.7
- 5star
- K
- 14.0
- 5star
- HB
- 6.7
- 4star
- M
- 3.9
- 4star
- T
- 3.0
- 4star
- MG
- 417.4
- 5star
- D
- 13.8
- 4star
- K
- 8.6
- 4star
- HB
- 5.2
- 4star
- M
- 2.8
- 3star
- T
- 3.6
- 5star
- MG
- 205.8
- 4star
PLAYERCARDEND
OUT: Beau McCreery (Injured - love him), Nathan Kreuger (Injured - cult hero in the making), Tyler Brown
PLAYERCARDSTART
21
Tyler Brown
- Age
- 24
- Ht
- 192cm
- Wt
- 84kg
- Pos.
- M/F
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 11.0
- 3star
- K
- 4.0
- 2star
- HB
- 7.0
- 4star
- M
- 1.0
- 1star
- T
- 1.4
- 3star
- CL
- 0.6
- 3star
- D
- 11.0
- 3star
- K
- 4.0
- 1star
- HB
- 7.0
- 4star
- M
- 1.0
- 1star
- T
- 1.4
- 2star
- CL
- 0.6
- 3star
- D
- 11.0
- 3star
- K
- 4.0
- 2star
- HB
- 7.0
- 5star
- M
- 1.0
- 1star
- T
- 1.4
- 4star
- CL
- 0.6
- 3star
PLAYERCARDEND
Them
IN: Sam De Koning, Shaun Higgins
PLAYERCARDSTART
4
Shaun Higgins
- Age
- 36
- Ht
- 184cm
- Wt
- 89kg
- Pos.
- Fwd
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 20.4
- 5star
- K
- 10.6
- 4star
- HB
- 9.8
- 5star
- M
- 3.9
- 4star
- T
- 3.2
- 5star
- G
- 1.0
- 4star
- D
- 21.8
- 5star
- K
- 10.3
- 4star
- HB
- 11.5
- 5star
- M
- 2.3
- 2star
- T
- 3.6
- 4star
- G
- 0.1
- 3star
- D
- 12.0
- 3star
- K
- 7.2
- 3star
- HB
- 4.8
- 4star
- M
- 2.8
- 3star
- T
- 1.8
- 4star
- G
- 0.6
- 3star
PLAYERCARDEND
OUT: Luke Dahlhaus
PLAYERCARDSTART
40
Luke Dahlhaus
- Age
- 32
- Ht
- 179cm
- Wt
- 77kg
- Pos.
- Fwd
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 20.8
- 5star
- K
- 9.2
- 4star
- HB
- 11.6
- 5star
- M
- 3.0
- 3star
- T
- 4.4
- 5star
- G
- 0.7
- 4star
- D
- 13.0
- 3star
- K
- 5.1
- 2star
- HB
- 7.9
- 4star
- M
- 2.9
- 3star
- T
- 2.7
- 4star
- G
- 0.6
- 4star
- D
- 14.2
- 4star
- K
- 6.6
- 3star
- HB
- 7.6
- 5star
- M
- 1.6
- 2star
- T
- 3.8
- 5star
- G
- 0.8
- 4star
PLAYERCARDEND
PLAYERCARDSTART
42
Quinton Narkle
- Age
- 26
- Ht
- 182cm
- Wt
- 81kg
- Pos.
- Fwd
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 13.7
- 4star
- K
- 6.9
- 3star
- HB
- 6.8
- 4star
- M
- 2.1
- 2star
- T
- 3.0
- 5star
- G
- 0.6
- 4star
- D
- 11.4
- 3star
- K
- 5.4
- 2star
- HB
- 6.0
- 3star
- M
- 1.8
- 2star
- T
- 3.6
- 4star
- G
- 0.0
- 1star
- D
- 12.0
- 3star
- K
- 5.4
- 2star
- HB
- 6.6
- 4star
- M
- 2.4
- 3star
- T
- 2.4
- 4star
- G
- 0.8
- 4star
PLAYERCARDEND
PLAYERCARDSTART
39
Zach Guthrie
- Age
- 26
- Ht
- 188cm
- Wt
- 84kg
- Pos.
- Def
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 11.0
- 3star
- K
- 5.8
- 2star
- HB
- 5.2
- 4star
- M
- 3.3
- 3star
- T
- 1.8
- 4star
- MG
- 90.0
- 1star
- D
- 7.0
- 1star
- K
- 4.0
- 1star
- HB
- 3.0
- 2star
- M
- 1.0
- 1star
- T
- 1.0
- 2star
- MG
- 90.0
- 2star
- D
- 10.4
- 3star
- K
- 3.8
- 2star
- HB
- 6.6
- 4star
- M
- 2.0
- 3star
- T
- 1.6
- 4star
PLAYERCARDEND
Last week we learned Cats' players fear finals, shadows, and Swans' fans. FFS! Geelong players were scared of a bunch of picnickers - pâté sniffers who only get angry if they pay overs for heirloom tomatoes - gambolling past them for a Buddy love-in.
God I was looking forward to McCreery tackling Ducker. Used to love Levi hammering him. Can Maynard cannonball him without getting a 20 game suspension?
But let's not just focus on brutality - we are playing a beautiful 100+ game.
Howe has developed into a magnificent player, creating the finest body of aerial work footy has seen. We are blessed to have him and Darce as interceptors.
DeGoey will beast it in the middle and Jamie will kick 5.
3 in a row.
Collingwood by 64 points