Player Watch Beau McCreery

[Kirby]

Beau McCreery once tackled a bloke so hard that his blood started bleeding.

 

[Corby_4]

A player like Beau needs a serious nickname. I noticed on another social site someone referred to him as “beau the constrictor”

I like it! Any others?

Beaudozer
Kinda lame, kinda could work?

 

[DopeMaster]

Beau McCreery once tackled a bloke so hard that the bloke put a multi-bet on himself and got traded to North Melbourne.

 

[Johno9911]

Beau McCreery tackles so hard the boogie monster gets his dad to check under the bed for Beau McCreery's

 

[MyManLynch]

Sphincter awareness

Edited to reflect latest football/medical terminology

 

[No SPIN]

Edited to reflect latest football/medical terminology

Fair point

 

[Sticky Daics Pudding]

My brain always refers to him as Mad Dog McCreery, but I'm happy to keep that to just my brain.

 

[Dynamics]

A brown snake once bit Beau on the leg. After five days of the most excruciating agony, the brown snake died.

 

[MyManLynch]

My brain always refers to him as Mad Dog McCreery, but I'm happy to keep that to just my brain.

He use to ride with Mad Dog Tannen…until Marty McFly stitched them up…

 

[Mollythedolly]

I just yell out "C'est Beau!" in my best French accent

I've told them we have already got one.... hehehehehehehehe

 

[CPH12]

Not sure he's ready but would love to see him pinch hit in the middle, like Elliott.

There is no such thing as evolution, just creatures that Beau has allowed to live

 

[Copeland]

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[Timmy from Thomastown]

Beauregards his opponents with the utmost disdain.

 

[MoreMoore]

They were going to name a bridge after Beau but then they realised no one crosses him

 

[MoreMoore]

Beau has a bear skin rug on his floor
The bear isn’t dead, it’s just too scared to move

 

[MoreMoore]

When Beau cuts an onion, the onion cries

 

[MoreMoore]

Beau doesn’t do push ups
He pushes the earth down

 

[KrispyKremePie]

BEAUYAH!




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[Vicky Park]

What a footballer this guy is turning out to be. He’s crept up on us like a stealth bomber. Loved the twinkle in his eye, and the sheepish grin, when he talked about ‘hurting’ the opposition.

 

[Jasper84]

Rambeau. Because it's safer for the opposition to just let it go.

 

[gouki88]

Rambeau. Because it's safer for the opposition to just let it go.

 

[McOrist]

Rambeau. Because it's safer for the opposition to just let it go.

I vote for this nick.
Short and sharp -and deadly.

 

[Kirby]

Yep, Rambeau is perfect!

 

[Bianconeri]

Good to see someone take up the big show’s mantle.

 

[Jasper84]

Yep, Rambeau is perfect!

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I've just gotta keep trying to hurt people