Player Watch Beau McCreery

[jonbe54]

Have not seen a better technique for tackling at the Pies since Richard Cole.

I love that he isn't scared of tackling at absolute full tilt.

That would be bloody confronting if you saw him thundering towards you

 

[Jasper84]

The last guy Beau tackled is still shitting diamonds.

 

[neilk]

Loved his tackle on #5 Taylor where he got a free kick. Before the ump blew the whistle he was already heading to the next North player who had the ball to smash him too.

 

[MyManLynch]

To quote ‘the greatest’ Muhammad Ali… “I’m so mean, I make medicine sick”

 

[gouki88]

To quote ‘the greatest’ Muhammad Ali… “I’m so mean, I make medicine sick”

The whole thing is brilliant, especially as it rhymes. Ever the poet.

"I done wrestled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale, only last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalized a brick. I'm so mean I make medicine sick."

 

[Kirby]

When Beau McCreery looked into the abyss, the abyss looked the other way.

 

[stormskye]

What did Stevo actually get subbed off with?

 

[gouki88]

What did Stevo actually get subbed off with?

Dehydration from crying?

 

[MyManLynch]

The Devil came down to Georgia looking for a soul to steal…however, when confronted by Beau McCreery…Back-peddled like a bat out of hell.
Last seen banging on the Pearly gates begging St Peter for a special compassionate pass.

 

[MyManLynch]

What did Stevo actually get subbed off with?

Softkokitus

 

[Pistol Night]

Softkokitus

Softyitus Pubis

 

[gouki88]

Softyitus Pubis

Bye bye syndesmosis, hello softispubis

 

[MyManLynch]

Softyitus Pubis

That’s the technical medical term

 

[ant22]

A player like Beau needs a serious nickname. I noticed on another social site someone referred to him as “beau the constrictor”

I like it! Any others?

 

[jathanas]

A player like Beau needs a serious nickname. I noticed on another social site someone referred to him as “beau the constrictor”

I like it! Any others?

Taz

 

[DWil6]

He’s had a special place in the heart of my household. We refer to him as Beau McDreamy.

 

[legendstatus]

Beau is so tough his parents named him Beau!


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[South of the Yarra]

Beau is the reason why Wally is hiding.

 

[Anzacday]

The Devil came down to Georgia looking for a soul to steal…however, when confronted by Beau McCreery…Back-peddled like a bat out of hell.
Last seen banging on the Pearly gates begging St Peter for a special compassionate pass.

Should’ve rung the bell.

 

[Piestration]

There is only one name and it's Bobby.

 

[thebigsaveloy]

I just yell out "C'est Beau!" in my best French accent

 

[Copeland]

A player like Beau needs a serious nickname. I noticed on another social site someone referred to him as “beau the constrictor”

I like it! Any others?

Rhino

 

[MyManLynch]

A player like Beau needs a serious nickname. I noticed on another social site someone referred to him as “beau the constrictor”

I like it! Any others?

The “Beau-a-constrictor” has to be it.
Seeks out his prey, moves in for the kill, seizes his prey & squeezes the life out of them, doesn’t let go.

 

[No SPIN]

What did Stevo actually get subbed off with?

Sphincter tightness

 

[No SPIN]

Beau's Mum had to have him surgically removed the first time he breastfed

When the nurse gave him the compulsory bum smack in the delivery suite, he knocked her out.