Player Watch Beau McCreery

[jathanas]

Beau's Mum had to have him surgically removed the first time he breastfed

Then they had to remove him from the surgeons

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

Then they had to remove him from the surgeons

Beau was a triplet

But he ate the other two in the womb

 

[The Royal Sampler]

Beau was a triplet

But he ate the other two in the womb

Nah he popped out first, and then dragged the other two out by their placentas.

 

[Vicky Park]

Beau practicing when he was six months old. Still needed a bit of work on his technique.

 

[jonbe54]

This week's tackling montage

SImply wow.

 

[Anzacday]

This week's tackling montage

Three things spring to mind (once you get past how enjoyable to watch it is) that make him different to most.
1/ He actually thinks about what he’s doing, he waits for them to duck etc - eg, the 3rd one (Anderson?) he stands and waits.
2/ He doesn’t sling them, almost guides them to a softer landing.
3/ He doesn’t trash talk them or push them into the turf.

A lot of players could learn something by watching him.

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

Three things spring to mind (once you get past how enjoyable to watch it is) that make him different to most.
1/ He actually thinks about what he’s doing, he waits for them to duck etc - eg, the 3rd one (Anderson?) he stands and waits.
2/ He doesn’t sling them, almost guides them to a softer landing.
3/ He doesn’t trash talk them or push them into the turf.

A lot of players could learn something by watching him.

All of this

IF it wasn’t so damn humiliating, the Oppo player would think, ‘I’m a better man for what Beau just did to me’

 

[Chrispiesssss]

Prior to the 6-6-6 formation he would have been great exploding off the back of the square at every center bounce.

 

[The Royal Sampler]

All of this

IF it wasn’t so damn humiliating, the Oppo player would think, ‘I’m a better man for what Beau just did to me’

 

[leon123]

This week's tackling montage

He is a beauty hey.

“I gotta keep hurting people”..... that’s the spirit beau

 

[jimmy35]

It’s an amazing talent. Those hands that don’t miss and all at top speed. I can’t recall seeing another player like it.

 

[jathanas]

Three things spring to mind (once you get past how enjoyable to watch it is) that make him different to most.
1/ He actually thinks about what he’s doing, he waits for them to duck etc - eg, the 3rd one (Anderson?) he stands and waits.
2/ He doesn’t sling them, almost guides them to a softer landing.
3/ He doesn’t trash talk them or push them into the turf.

A lot of players could learn something by watching him.

Yes comrade. Beau might leave each opposition player broken, dazed, and winded but they remain with their dignity intact.

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

…Those hands that don’t miss and all at top speed…

Beau has some problems with his grip strength

Half the door handles are broken and most of the coffee mugs are smashed at the AIA Centre

 

[South of the Yarra]

Beau rubbed two fires together and got a stick.

 

[jonbe54]

Beau has some problems with his grip strength

Half the door handles are broken and most of the coffee mugs are smashed at the AIA Centre

Love it Walter



Maybe we should start calling him Clyde.

 

[Pistol Night]

Beau rubbed two fires together and got a stick.

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had 4 missed calls from Beau

 

[South of the Yarra]

Beau doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

 

[sr36]

Who would have thought that we'd all fall in love with a South Australian bogan.

 

[Kirby]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Beau McCreery.

The dark is afraid of Beau McCreery.

 

[gouki88]

I'm liking Beau's new development as Collingwood's Chuck Norris

 

[Kirby]

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Beau McCreery, each testicle is larger than the other one.

 

[South of the Yarra]

The dinosaurs looked at Beau the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

 

[Pistol Night]

Beau can kill 2 stones with 1 bird

 

[jonbe54]

Beau can kill 2 stones with 1 bird

Trouble is the bird gets to looking extremely second hand after being used as an makeshift club

 

[Dogs_Playing_Poker]

Have not seen a better technique for tackling at the Pies since Richard Cole

Richard Cole

Age

41

Ht

186cm

Wt

90kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.1

3star

K

6.7

3star

HB

4.4

3star

M

2.8

3star

T

2.0

4star

No current season stats available

D

11.0

3star

K

7.6

3star

HB

3.4

3star

M

2.8

3star

T

0.4

3star

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