Definitive List of West Coast Boardisms

[FKASC]

Willie smokes pot

 

[KERRPOW]

'gaiz'

 

[FKASC]

'gaiz'

Your sex life etc

 

[MKMatty]

Edwards

Definition: The creation of a non-existant Eagles player, often used a scapegoat or alternately heaped with praise.

Source: PerthBoy86 (cheers SpaceClef) What do you think it will take for us to win the flag this year?

Context: "Edwards was ******* invisible... again"

This meme has gotten funnier now we have two of them on the list. Edwards so good we drafted his brothers?

 

[Doashuey]

I think this belongs in here...

Pick 2: Aaron Cadman - because he's tall
Pick 20: Lachlan Cowan - because he is the HBF'er most likely to become a mid
Pick 26: Harry Lemmey - wing potential
Pick 38: Jackson Broadbent - because he is taller then Cadman and Lemmey

Draft cliche at its finest.

 

[Bender_]

As stipulated in section 2, paragraph 3 of the West Coast Board charter, ownership of the meme belongs to the person who makes the initial comment, not the dunce who perpetuates it.

For example:

Let's give this unfunny etc belongs to Doashuey

I had * in my top 5 etc belongs to Ochre

* already our best player belongs to Bender_

Piss poor from you belongs to AsterixTheGaul

Thank you

 

[Bender_]

SWANGIN DACK

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

As stipulated in section 2, paragraph 3 of the West Coast Board charter, ownership of the meme belongs to the person who makes the initial comment, not the dunce who perpetuates it.

For example:

Let's give this unfunny etc belongs to Doashuey

I had * in my top 5 etc belongs to Ochre

* already our best player belongs to Bender_

Piss poor from you belongs to AsterixTheGaul

Thank you

“My Intel was correct … eat humble pie “ belongs to GoEaglesGoSGIO WestCoast88

 

[FKASC]

SWANGIN DACK

Well short of your usual level

 

[Ochre]

As stipulated in section 2, paragraph 3 of the West Coast Board charter, ownership of the meme belongs to the person who makes the initial comment, not the dunce who perpetuates it.

For example:

Let's give this unfunny etc belongs to Doashuey

I had * in my top 5 etc belongs to Ochre

* already our best player belongs to Bender_

Piss poor from you belongs to AsterixTheGaul

Thank you

For the record, I'd like it to be known I was also the dunce who perpetuated top 5, great result.

 

[squashface]

As stipulated in section 2, paragraph 3 of the West Coast Board charter, ownership of the meme belongs to the person who makes the initial comment, not the dunce who perpetuates it.

For example:

Let's give this unfunny etc belongs to Doashuey

I had * in my top 5 etc belongs to Ochre

* already our best player belongs to Bender_

Piss poor from you belongs to AsterixTheGaul

Thank you

“the dunce who perpetrates it”

He’s got a name you know

 

[FKASC]

TDWPI

 

[bzparkes]

“My Intel was correct … eat humble pie “ belongs to GoEaglesGoSGIO WestCoast88

Suck a

 

[Bender_]

TDWPI

TDWPIWBLF

 

[AsterixTheGaul]

As stipulated in section 2, paragraph 3 of the West Coast Board charter, ownership of the meme belongs to the person who makes the initial comment, not the dunce who perpetuates it.

For example:

Let's give this unfunny etc belongs to Doashuey

I had * in my top 5 etc belongs to Ochre

* already our best player belongs to Bender_

Piss poor from you belongs to AsterixTheGaul

Thank you

When you call someone piss poor, you need to back it up

 

[Quinz]

So I've missed a couple of episodes after hiking the Andes mountains in the metaverse. Got disconnected for being nonbinary, system couldn't handle it.

Do we have any new boardisms? I feel out of the loop.

 

[BeornJ]

So I've missed a couple of episodes after hiking the Andes mountains in the metaverse. Got disconnected for being nonbinary, system couldn't handle it.

Do we have any new boardisms? I feel out of the loop.

'Doing a Quinz'

To fall on the floor and crap your pants while rushing a karaoke stage to sing 'my achy brachy heart'

 

[kranky al]

'Doing a Quinz'

To fall on the floor and crap your pants while rushing a karaoke stage to sing 'my achy brachy heart'

Do you expect us to believe that?

We werent beornj yesterday

 

[BeornJ]

Do you expect us to believe that?

We werent beornj yesterday

 

[bombard]

Alec Waterman, Clunge Magnet

Definition: No matter what you're doing or how you're doing it, just know that Alec Waterman is getting more women than you.

Origin: This post, where Hai-Newman informs the board that Alec Waterman is getting - and this is a quote - bulk pussy in Melbourne.

Modern use: Bender_ and a group of other broad members have since made it their business to remind of you the aforementioned facts.

 

[Bender_]

Alec Waterman, Clunge Magnet

Definition: No matter what you're doing or how you're doing it, just know that Alec Waterman is getting more women than you.

Origin: This post, where Hai-Newman informs the board that Alec Waterman is getting - and this is a quote - bulk pussy in Melbourne.

Modern use: Bender_ and a group of other broad members have since made it their business to remind of you the aforementioned facts.

Where Ishmael_ kindly informed me i had peaked:

 

[THE A5]

Pineapple is king, I'm with matt on this one.

Long live Hawaiian.

There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who like pineapple on pizza and those who are wrong.

Is this junior talking or senior? If not what’s pappa’s thoughts on pineapple on Pizza?

 

[Ambrose Burnside]

Kent is my favourite West Coast Boardism. I use it in group chats outside of BigFooty and ruined the name for everyone.

 

[WCE_phil]

Is this junior talking or senior? If not what’s pappa’s thoughts on pineapple on Pizza?

**** kids, Pepperoni all the way.

 

[Quinz]

Kent is my favourite West Coast Boardism. I use it in group chats outside of BigFooty and ruined the name for everyone.

I can't use the word campaigner any more. Not WC specific but still it's just a word that's no longer part of my lexicon