Definitive List of West Coast Boardisms

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I can't use the word campaigner any more. Not WC specific but still it's just a word that's no longer part of my lexicon
The missus and I have starting using it during our trysts.

"Fancy a bit, babe?"
"Piss off campaigner."
 

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Synergy

Originated in Adam Simpson's press conferences during our regrettable 2022 two win season - first used before the first Derby loss in 2022 (March 31) and every loss thereafter. Now used whenever Adam Simpson or losing comes up.

Often used by: Bender_
 
Strong user name to post content ratio

Used when someone posts something that relates extremely closely to their own user name. For example if someone named FoldTheClub posted about needing to fold the club, or if Ochre posted about the worst jumper choices the club has ever made.

First used way back in 2011 when a user named Piss Poor posted a thread calling Brad Ebert piss poor: Roast - Ebert
 
Strong user name to post content ratio

Used when someone posts something that relates extremely closely to their own user name. For example if someone named FoldTheClub posted about needing to fold the club, or if Ochre posted about the worst jumper choices the club has ever made.

First used way back in 2011 when a user named Piss Poor posted a thread calling Brad Ebert piss poor: Roast - Ebert
Who ****ing asked you?
 
Kent is my favourite West Coast Boardism. I use it in group chats outside of BigFooty and ruined the name for everyone.

Happy Season 3 GIF by The Simpsons
I’ve got a mate whose surname is Kent.
I’m often using the phrase “F@ck off Kent”
 
Strong user name to post content ratio

Used when someone posts something that relates extremely closely to their own user name. For example if someone named FoldTheClub posted about needing to fold the club, or if Ochre posted about the worst jumper choices the club has ever made.

First used way back in 2011 when a user named Piss Poor posted a thread calling Brad Ebert piss poor: Roast - Ebert
That was a Piss Poor post, and on par with their usual standard
 
Hey squids!
Lot of posting diligently unearthing the roots of our football woes going on round here (I personally think the mouthguards we are using demand a comprehensive review), but now that we've solved all that maybe we can have some fun and deploy our creative faculties.

Let's assemble the all-time Eagles boardisms best 22!!!
I have some ideas to give a bit of a skeleton, but they'll mostly be piss poor and well short of my usual level so hopefully you can displace em sooner or later.
Have at it!



FB: Edwards - [X] - Crazy Subtle Angles
HB: Simmo's Pride - The A5 = Avishka - 'midfield potential'
C: Nice pace, good kick - Perfect Redden replacement -
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HF: [X] - Gunston and Bock - G. Venables
FF: bodes well - Subi boy - Mitch Brown
FOL: Late out - A-Grade Inside Bull - Darling
IC: overused, unfunny joke - already our best player - Big Tones - Tunbridge's tackle
SUB: Toasted

IN: Tempered expectations
OUT: Player's code​
 
Hey squids!
Lot of posting diligently unearthing the roots of our football woes going on round here (I personally think the mouthguards we are using demand a comprehensive review), but now that we've solved all that maybe we can have some fun and deploy our creative faculties.

Let's assemble the all-time Eagles boardisms best 22!!!
I have some ideas to give a bit of a skeleton, but they'll mostly be piss poor and well short of my usual level so hopefully you can displace em sooner or later.
Have at it!



FB: Edwards - [X] - Crazy Subtle Angles
HB: Simmo's Pride - The A5 = Avishka - 'midfield potential'
C: Nice pace, good kick - Perfect Redden replacement -
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HF: [X] - Gunston and Bock - G. Venables
FF: bodes well - Subi boy - Mitch Brown
FOL: Late out - A-Grade Inside Bull - Darling
IC: overused, unfunny joke - already our best player - Big Tones - Tunbridge's tackle
SUB: Toasted

IN: Tempered expectations
OUT: Player's code​

Full back: TBC
 
Hey squids!
Lot of posting diligently unearthing the roots of our football woes going on round here (I personally think the mouthguards we are using demand a comprehensive review), but now that we've solved all that maybe we can have some fun and deploy our creative faculties.

Let's assemble the all-time Eagles boardisms best 22!!!
I have some ideas to give a bit of a skeleton, but they'll mostly be piss poor and well short of my usual level so hopefully you can displace em sooner or later.
Have at it!



FB: Edwards - [X] - Crazy Subtle Angles
HB: Simmo's Pride - The A5 = Avishka - 'midfield potential'
C: Nice pace, good kick - Perfect Redden replacement -
lrkk4-png.344280
lrkk4-png.344280
lrkk4-png.344280
lrkk4-png.344280
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HF: [X] - Gunston and Bock - G. Venables
FF: bodes well - Subi boy - Mitch Brown
FOL: Late out - A-Grade Inside Bull - Darling
IC: overused, unfunny joke - already our best player - Big Tones - Tunbridge's tackle
SUB: Toasted

IN: Tempered expectations
OUT: Player's code​
Full back: TBC

Potential late out: Imminent
 

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Genius JoshWoodenSpoon

(Big Tones = Mark Hutchings dad)
 

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Definitive List of West Coast Boardisms

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