Roast Media Shakes Head, Part 8

[chiwigi]

40yo trying to look like a 20yo

It wouldn’t be so bad if that stuff made people look like a younger version of themselves.
It does make them look younger, but like a young ugly ****er.

 

[Duckimus Prime]

What about clarkey's captaincy was bad...?

He didn't have the ability to say "Hey Shane, Glenn I need a wicket" like Steve Waugh did.

 

[FourthTimeAround]

It wouldn’t be so bad if that stuff made people look like a younger version of themselves.
It does make them look younger, but like a young ugly *er.

Was just thinking that watching Mark Philipoussis in the stands at the Aus Open.
Theres a guy who won the gene pool lottery when it came to ageing.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Was just thinking that watching Mark Philipoussis in the stands at the Aus Open.
Theres a guy who won the gene pool lottery when it came to ageing.

He's only 46 though, give it till he's in his mid 50's. Not doubting he'll probably look about the same lol.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Agreed, plus what is the half tea pot stance supposed to portray?
Each to their own as the old saying goes but I can't see anything particularly special about her either, and in my humble opinion that is definitely not a face that would launch a 1,000 ships.

Cashed up bogan vibes, really. All the shit that happened recently is just that.

 

[El_Scorcho]

Clarke is clearly a stone cold f***head and looks absolutely ridiculous. A 40yo trying to look 25 and ending up looking 55.

But he could undeniably bat. Held the ICC #1 Test ranking and the ODI #2 ranking.

Sure, he wasn't as good as his predecessor or successor, but they are 2 of the greatest cricketers of all time.

 

[JimmyBC]

He didn't have the ability to say "Hey Shane, Glenn I need a wicket" like Steve Waugh did.

He wasn't a good captain, Mitch Johnson described (dare I say) cliques, a miserable dressing room & a toxic environment under Clarke.

 

[EskimoPAFC]

He wasn't a good captain, Mitch Johnson described (dare I say) cliques, a miserable dressing room & a toxic environment under Clarke.

About 100,000 times better than the one that came after him

 

[JimmyBC]

About 100,000 times better than the one that came after him

Not sure we've really had a great captain since Mark Taylor tbh, Steve Waugh was obviously good but he inherited arguably the best side in history.

 

[jakey]

Not sure we've really had a great captain since Mark Taylor tbh, Steve Waugh was obviously good but he inherited arguably the best side in history.

Cummins is a natural leader unlike Clarke, Smith and to some extent Ponting and Waugh. Early days, but it'll be a big tick if they don't get flogged in India.

 

[Papa G]

Cummins is a natural leader unlike Clarke, Smith and to some extent Ponting and Waugh. Early days, but it'll be a big tick if they don't get flogged in India.

Cummins hasn't been tested yet. We have no idea if he's a natural leader.

 

[jakey]

Cummins hasn't been tested yet. We have no idea if he's a natural leader.

He's not averse to speaking with other humans. That puts him a rung above several predecessors.

 

[Steve Dore]

Michael Clarke should get more respect for his contribution to AFL.

 

[afl2004]

Americans hate communism but there favourite sport is gridiron which a sport we're 40 plus people do the job that 10 could do

 

[robbo1981]

I'll never forget at the start of Clarke's captaincy there was a lunch time special with Watson and himself.
They were going shopping in fancy shops with all the expensive stuff looking like fools.
This was there favorite thing to do outside of cricket .
I cringed .

 

[Doctor Feel]

I'll never forget at the start of Clarke's captaincy there was a lunch time special with Watson and himself.
They were going shopping in fancy shops with all the expensive stuff looking like fools.
This was there favorite thing to do outside of cricket .
I cringed .

He's like a more edgy zoomer in and olders mans body. We've got plenty to look forward to with that generation.

 

[edgie]

Americans hate communism but there favourite sport is gridiron which a sport we're 40 plus people do the job that 10 could do

And like the only one with equalisation measures isn't it?

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[afl2004]

And like the only one with equalisation measures isn't it?

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It's the only "real football" apparently yet only a few actually kick.it lol

 

[1954]

I'll never forget at the start of Clarke's captaincy there was a lunch time special with Watson and himself.
They were going shopping in fancy shops with all the expensive stuff looking like fools.
This was there favorite thing to do outside of cricket .
I cringed .

Agreed, blokes listing shopping as a favourite thing to do is beyond cringeworthy.

 

[Jojay]

 

[Butters and Pepper]

fair play to kane for having two really annoying role models and entrenching himself as the most annoying guy in football for the next 30 years

Aa annoying as he is, for me he isn't up with Tony Shaw, Robert Walls Eddie McGuire, Patrick Smith or Dwayne Russell.

 

[Steve Dore]

It's the only "real football" apparently yet only a few actually kick.it lol

Rugby League says hi.

 

[philreich]

Aa annoying as he is, for me he isn't up with Tony Shaw, Robert Walls Eddie McGuire, Patrick Smith or Dwayne Russell.

The things you remember - I still remember Robert Walls tipping Port to win the 2013 wooden spoon. In the immortal words of Maxwell Smart, "Missed it by that much."

 

[tribey]

Americans hate communism but there favourite sport is gridiron which a sport we're 40 plus people do the job that 10 could do

Yeah, it’s weird.

‘Socialism’ is a taboo on par with cannibalism, but they’re pretty happy with spending ~$800,000,000,000 of public funds on the military-industrial complex annually

 

[snozulu]

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