Banter TRTT Part 14: 2022 Goodbye (To 2023)

[bomberclifford]

I was having a giggle on that same part at the chick in the background on the right just twirling around aimlessly, then the dirt bike just circling them at the end. It's even better if you turn the sound on down the bottom.

What the * is 'art'

It gets better the more you watch it.

The hurdles. The mobility scooter. People rolling around in paint. Dramatic piano.

then…

ENTER BALLOT


It’s like a perfect parody of pretentious art wank.

 

[JimmyBC]

I remember downloading an albumwrap on limewire with dialup it took about a fortnight.

 

[edgie]

What a day though, those early internet days of the late 90s through to the mid 2000s.

Everything on the internet seemed so magical, and I'm not even talking about the pr0n.

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[Doctor Feel]

It gets better the more you watch it.

The hurdles. The mobility scooter. People rolling around in paint. Dramatic piano.

then…

ENTER BALLOT


It’s like a perfect parody of pretentious art wank.

The woodchopping (?)

 

[Del165198]

What a day though, those early internet days of the late 90s through to the mid 2000s.

Everything on the internet seemed so magical, and I'm not even talking about the pr0n.

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because it was legitimately way better.

everything wasn't covered in ads
articles weren't written by bots, they were written by enthusiastic nerds
search engines actually provided useful results instead of directing you to the same spam filled shit sites that have the most ad revenue
boomers weren't on there embarrassing themselves in every comment section
you had to work harder for your pr0n, therefore it was more rewarding

 

[chiwigi]

the concept of moving house is pretty foreign and weird to some people yeah

To many South Australians leaving their suburb is alien .

 

[Brian McGee]

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Lmao among the LNPs greatest crimes was utterly destroying the original FTTP NBN to make a complete trashfire combination of technologies, costing almost as much, utilising ancient shitty copper wires and "fixed wireless".

6MBps is "satisfactory" evening speed in the year of our lord 2023. On a network that cost 60 billion.

i was getting better than that on ADSL2+ 15 years ago

The state of the internet service in our country is incredibly poor. I live in the hills, 14km from the cbd and I cant get nbn or 5g. I am too far from the exchange for fixed line internet to be fast so I am stuck with shitty 4g wireless at home. Sometimes it’s ok but streaming movies is always a bit average quality. It’s hard to believe that in a capital city of a wealthy western country we are so behind the times.

 

[backtozero]

The state of the internet service in our country is incredibly poor. I live in the hills, 14km from the cbd and I cant get nbn or 5g. I am too far from the exchange for fixed line internet to be fast so I am stuck with shitty 4g wireless at home. Sometimes it’s ok but streaming movies is always a bit average quality. It’s hard to believe that in a capital city of a wealthy western country we are so behind the times.

You should move to Tassie. Better internet and the trout are to die for.

 

[bomberclifford]

The woodchopping (?)

It’s a brave person to attempt that while completely starkers.

 

[Brian McGee]

You should move to Tassie. Better internet and the trout are to die for.

I am going to tassie in March… will scope out both.

 

[edgie]

because it was legitimately way better.

everything wasn't covered in ads
articles weren't written by bots, they were written by enthusiastic nerds
search engines actually provided useful results instead of directing you to the same spam filled s**t sites that have the most ad revenue
boomers weren't on there embarrassing themselves in every comment section
you had to work harder for your pr0n, therefore it was more rewarding

Nah, still work hard for pr0n.

Finding good pr0n these days is needle in a haystack.

But yeah I remember being not yet a teenager and stuff like the official Star Wars or Harry Potter or even Lego sites were like mind-blowing. Looking cheats for games. Looking up walkthroughs and faqs for games.

Now they probably suck, and it isn't all down to nostalgia or rose coloured glasses or that.

**** looking up a walkthrough today, all the campaigners do it video only, so they can plug themselves and their brand and get views. Piss off w***er. Not like the heroes of the olden days who wrote huge files on notepad for no recognition whatsoever and put them on the internet for free.

The boomers that were there weren't even like, boomers yet. They were like, 40. They weren't that far off from the a decade spent supporting the Hawke and Keating government.

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[Papa G]

Re that Trout story. You should go back and see the stuff from productions like Color Climax back in the 70s. Beastialty and Child pr0n were actually legal for a while. Crazy shit.

 

[edgie]

At least the fish ****ers have decent taste in music.

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[edgie]

Re that Trout story. You should go back and see the stuff from productions like Color Climax back in the 70s. Beastialty and Child pr0n were actually legal for a while. Crazy s**t.

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[Papa G]

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Lol. I didn't mean you should. But that shit happened.

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[Del165198]

mrhands.mpg

humans have always been a bit wrong and there's always someone that's gonna root another species. i mean monkeys use frogs as sex toys. dolphins are rapists. life is weird

 

[NoddyHolder]

I was having a giggle on that same part at the chick in the background on the right just twirling around aimlessly, then the dirt bike just circling them at the end. It's even better if you turn the sound on down the bottom.

What the * is 'art'

I'd go see it. But I'm pretty sophisticated and shit.

Spattering naked women with paint is a pretty clear Yves Klein ripoff though (dropped that in as evidence of how sophisticated and shit I am)

 

[Duck Farmer]

dolphins are rapists.

Don't feel so bad about Marineland now.

 

[NoddyHolder]

The boomers that were there weren't even like, boomers yet. They were like, 40. They weren't that far off from the a decade spent supporting the Hawke and Keating government.

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Is this one of them 'thats the joke moments'?
Boomers were always boomers from the moment they were born. You can't just become one

 

[NoddyHolder]

Don't feel so bad about Marineland now.

It's the pelicans I feel for

 

[philthy05]

The boss's desk, with no animals or excess alcohol intake involved, is okay though, right?

No

A desk would hurt way more than a fish.

The state of the internet service in our country is incredibly poor. I live in the hills, 14km from the cbd and I cant get nbn or 5g. I am too far from the exchange for fixed line internet to be fast so I am stuck with shitty 4g wireless at home. Sometimes it’s ok but streaming movies is always a bit average quality. It’s hard to believe that in a capital city of a wealthy western country we are so behind the times.

Lol. Used to work for someone whose business involved sending big files to overseas clients

The constant and never ending crap he copped. Not a single one bought that it would take so long and he always got accused of stalling or ****ing something up.

They just could not believe our net was that bad.

 

[Del165198]

that small window between chucking some dinner on vs just having that extra drink and rolling with the flow and ending up with a whopper headache the next day.

 

[Papa G]

that small window between chucking some dinner on vs just having that extra drink and rolling with the flow and ending up with a whopper headache the next day.

Do you have the day off tomorrow?

 

[DaTBird187]

Don't feel so bad about Marineland now.

How many rapists do you know who can jump through a hoop of fire?