Training Pre-Season 2023 (First game 18/3 v North)

[Yeo_Check_Out_ma_Flow]

Not his dog

Belongs to one of the reporters that were there

So you went to the dogs race and did give us any notes wow

 

[squashface]

 

[Keys]

So you went to the dogs race and did give us any notes wow

So you went to the dogs race and did give us any notes wow

So you went to the dogs race and did give us any notes wow

So you went to the dogs race and did give us any notes wow

I went 4 times

 

[JackOutback]

 

[THE A5]

boy oh boy wowee my bf is acting up

 

[THE A5]

Deleted it before Dark Shark starts meme

 

[Chris_6678]

boy oh boy wowee my bf is acting up

Well make sure you give your boyfriend what he requires.

 

[FKASC]

Gee

 

[RookiePick]

Deleted it before Dark Shark starts meme

Looking forward to Dark Sharks starting "Deleted it before Dark Sharks starts meme" meme.

 

[Barrybran]

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Gee

Did Keys just assume that dog's gender?

I did as well

 

[Cuzz09]

I'm predicting we finish 8th

On SM-G973F using BigFooty.com mobile app

then win it from 8th

On SM-S908E using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[THE A5]

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Gee

Shot his shot and blew it ffs

 

[Bender_]

So you went to the dogs race and did give us any notes wow

 

[bzparkes]

 

[WestCoast05]

So you went to the dogs race and did give us any notes wow

That was so 53 mins ago

 

[Bender_]

That was so 53 mins ago

Your opinion is highly regarded by me, and you are one of the more knowledgeable posters on this forum.

 

[DanWCE]

You campaigners are ****ed

 

[DanWCE]

And I love it

 

[Truckosaurus]

So we’re pretty much picked to finish bottom 2 by most predictors, I just can’t see it personally. Am I being blinded by my bias? Our list is nowhere near as bad as people make it out to be. If the senior players stay fit and put in the appropriate effort (big if there) and we get some youthful enthusiasm from the kids, like 2018, anything could happen. I actually think we can make the 8.

Most predictors didn't have us bottom 2 last year. They don't really put much thought into it, particularly as most won't actually have paid any attention to us beyond googling our draft selections.

In either 2018 or 19 the AFL site predicted McInnes as our breakout player, when it was very clear he was the break glass in case of emergency player.

 

[WestCoast05]

Cal Jamieson’s German Shepherd won

Hey guys, got some inside info - my mail is Jamo is on the outer now for two reason:

Firstly, Simmo is unhappy that Jamo brought a German Shepherd along to the 'dog' race.
Little effeminate, white, fluffy, golden triangle dogs only - shitzu maltesey type things.
You don't just rock up to current climate 2020s West Coast with your big ass working dog and start shaking up the current culture - that's for 2018 West Coast, get with the times.
The litmus test is picture the new birds of tokyo version of the club song and picture if it suits a German Shepherd, no of course it doesn't Jamo you dingbat, use your brain.
Jamo you can take your fighting dog back to the old brash, 80s glitz, arrogant trumpeting, 4 premierships strong club song where it belongs thankyou very much.
(boy I hate Birds of Tokyo now hate, I wish them all kinds of harm)

You think you're going to get invited to one of Simmos, Sheed and Gaff's tuesday arvo book club with a German Shepherd on your resume? You need to think Jamo ffs.
Yeo learned this the hard way, rocked up with a solid red nose Amstaff when first traded in but then went and scoped the culture and so went and swapped it out for a Cavoodle.
This is partly why Simmo touched on being hesitant to draft outside of the private school system with the soft cap cuts - the less time and capacity to police incidents like this.


AND secondly you don't just come along and WIN the dog race. It's bad form. There's players who have been bbqing for yeeearrs now with Simmo and have the credits in the bank (look they call it a bbq truth is it's more of a high tea nowdays). You let their dogs take the pole positions instead of letting your mutt rampage all over the place..

 

[Doashuey]

Strolled down to Cott today for the SJC.

Just a few random notes I took down... - A lot of running work again, clearly a focus even in the heats. - Rover looked on and was pissing on targets left and right. Set for a huge 2023. - Bluey went up against Snoopy in the arse sniffing contests and I'd say that Bluey has the inside running at the moment. - Herpes looked a class above the other bitches bar Prudence. Just knew how to find the discarded chicko roll and wouldn't miss a crumb all session. Scrappy was very quiet and seemed to be taking direction from Scooby. Doesn't bode well for his captaincy credentials, maybe he doesn't want the gig? - Won't say too much about it in case I was just reading too much into it, but Stevie looked as though he'd enjoyed the Christmas break a bit too much. A few of the coaches pulled him aside and they were having quite an animated conversation before Stevie was sent to lick his balls for the rest of the session. Good news for Rex, I suppose. - Red Dog cocked his right leg for 80% of the session, I reckon. Nice to see the mutts working on their non-preferred so readily. - Major looked like he was doing a great job 'coaching' the younger forwards in between the drills. Jess in particular seemed to be following him around. - Gee Victor von Crumb with the very low tum has some skills. He mainly dragged his arse on the sand before spending the last half hour or so on set shits - curled a few beauties out behind the sand dunes at the end for a bit of fun. Hardly saw him miss a crap. - What interested me the most was that Mclary from Donaldson's Dairy split his time between the bitches and the spaded males, could be seeing a swingman role in 2023. He was his usual dominant self down back in some sniffing drills before going head-to-head with Blitzer Maloney all Skinny and Boney in a forward role. - Our Boy Bale is very fast - Number 5 in the yellow blanket was in most of the drills with him and couldn't keep up. - the Dulux sheepdog is pale as buggery and still doesn't really have the body shape you'd expect of an AFL player. - There was a big bloke who pulled up next to me and pissed on my leg and I could have sworn it was Cujo but I'm sure I was wrong... - Lassie was the dog picked to chase his tail at the end today and nailed it. Celebrations were huge. - No sign of the Queen's corgis. Couldn't tell you why.

 

[Yeo_Check_Out_ma_Flow]

Strolled down to Cott today for the SJC.

Just a few random notes I took down... - A lot of running work again, clearly a focus even in the heats. - Rover looked on and was pissing on targets left and right. Set for a huge 2023. - Bluey went up against Snoopy in the arse sniffing contests and I'd say that Bluey has the inside running at the moment. - Herpes looked a class above the other bitches bar Prudence. Just knew how to find the discarded chicko roll and wouldn't miss a crumb all session. Scrappy was very quiet and seemed to be taking direction from Scooby. Doesn't bode well for his captaincy credentials, maybe he doesn't want the gig? - Won't say too much about it in case I was just reading too much into it, but Stevie looked as though he'd enjoyed the Christmas break a bit too much. A few of the coaches pulled him aside and they were having quite an animated conversation before Stevie was sent to lick his balls for the rest of the session. Good news for Rex, I suppose. - Red Dog cocked his right leg for 80% of the session, I reckon. Nice to see the mutts working on their non-preferred so readily. - Major looked like he was doing a great job 'coaching' the younger forwards in between the drills. Jess in particular seemed to be following him around. - Gee Victor von Crumb with the very low tum has some skills. He mainly dragged his arse on the sand before spending the last half hour or so on set shits - curled a few beauties out behind the sand dunes at the end for a bit of fun. Hardly saw him miss a crap. - What interested me the most was that Mclary from Donaldson's Dairy split his time between the bitches and the spaded males, could be seeing a swingman role in 2023. He was his usual dominant self down back in some sniffing drills before going head-to-head with Blitzer Maloney all Skinny and Boney in a forward role. - Our Boy Bale is very fast - Number 5 in the yellow blanket was in most of the drills with him and couldn't keep up. - the Dulux sheepdog is pale as buggery and still doesn't really have the body shape you'd expect of an AFL player. - There was a big bloke who pulled up next to me and pissed on my leg and I could have sworn it was Cujo but I'm sure I was wrong... - Lassie was the dog picked to chase his tail at the end today and nailed it. Celebrations were huge. - No sign of the Queen's corgis. Couldn't tell you why.

How many of the dogs limped off with lower leg injuries and would you say fitness needs to be increased by 10, or 40%?

 

[Doashuey]

How many of the dogs limped off with lower leg injuries and would you say fitness needs to be increased by 10, or 40%?

Not sure to be honest but I can just tell we will get hit by a Parvovirus wave a week before the bitches come on heat.

 

[Boohemian]

Strolled down to Cott today for the SJC.

Just a few random notes I took down... - A lot of running work again, clearly a focus even in the heats. - Rover looked on and was pissing on targets left and right. Set for a huge 2023. - Bluey went up against Snoopy in the arse sniffing contests and I'd say that Bluey has the inside running at the moment. - Herpes looked a class above the other bitches bar Prudence. Just knew how to find the discarded chicko roll and wouldn't miss a crumb all session. Scrappy was very quiet and seemed to be taking direction from Scooby. Doesn't bode well for his captaincy credentials, maybe he doesn't want the gig? - Won't say too much about it in case I was just reading too much into it, but Stevie looked as though he'd enjoyed the Christmas break a bit too much. A few of the coaches pulled him aside and they were having quite an animated conversation before Stevie was sent to lick his balls for the rest of the session. Good news for Rex, I suppose. - Red Dog cocked his right leg for 80% of the session, I reckon. Nice to see the mutts working on their non-preferred so readily. - Major looked like he was doing a great job 'coaching' the younger forwards in between the drills. Jess in particular seemed to be following him around. - Gee Victor von Crumb with the very low tum has some skills. He mainly dragged his arse on the sand before spending the last half hour or so on set shits - curled a few beauties out behind the sand dunes at the end for a bit of fun. Hardly saw him miss a crap. - What interested me the most was that Mclary from Donaldson's Dairy split his time between the bitches and the spaded males, could be seeing a swingman role in 2023. He was his usual dominant self down back in some sniffing drills before going head-to-head with Blitzer Maloney all Skinny and Boney in a forward role. - Our Boy Bale is very fast - Number 5 in the yellow blanket was in most of the drills with him and couldn't keep up. - the Dulux sheepdog is pale as buggery and still doesn't really have the body shape you'd expect of an AFL player. - There was a big bloke who pulled up next to me and pissed on my leg and I could have sworn it was Cujo but I'm sure I was wrong... - Lassie was the dog picked to chase his tail at the end today and nailed it. Celebrations were huge. - No sign of the Queen's corgis. Couldn't tell you why.

Yeah, but who was pale as buggery?

 

[WCErevival]

Hairy Mclary - Syndesmosis (season)
Wishbone - General soreness (test)