Game Day West Coast Eagles vs Port Adelaide: Round 6 2023

[Bender_]

So at the start of the year when I signed up for this thread I envisioned being far more optimistic about the season's result to date; I had ideas of creating a Family Feud style OP of Nisbett/Simmo/Hurn/Player#4 vs Kochie/Hinkley/Willie/#4 hosted by Steve Harvey and Junior giving thick as pig-shit answers and Simmo saying "synergy" etc. But though we've progressed in terms of what appears to be a far more attacking game plan, just plain rotten luck (come @ me squashface & FKASC) with injuries has demolished the motivation for this and instead sewed the seed of perhaps what a crazy German scientist/doctor from circa 1940 could do with our injury list so we could field a more competitive side. So here's the results:

















If we could get these players on field, I think it'd go a long way to getting the win - and most importantly improving our draft position in regards to Port's Picks that they owe us.

Danger game: Eagles by 17 points

 

[Eastern Rangers]

Eagles by 4 points with Noah Long to kick the winning goal after getting a high free kick.

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[ep2018]

Not sure on the margin but, despite his horrid form, expect Rioli to kick a bag against us.

 

[Spooky17]

I think we will win if our players all use Tesla Med Beads.

 

[Doashuey]

Look I'm as optimistic as the best of them but even I think we will need more than 4 players to roll this mob. Sadly we will most likely only be able to field 3.

 

[Truckosaurus]

Not sure on the margin but, despite his horrid form, expect Rioli to kick a bag against us.

Everything is saying four goals from Joe the Gooses (Geese?) and Kinkley going on in the presser about how the club has got around him.

 

[RookiePick]

I think we will win if our players all use Tesla Med Beads.

 

[Bender_]

For all the good they'll do us we might as well shove them up our arse.

 

[Truckosaurus]

For all the good they'll do us we might as well shove them up our arse.

 

[KERRPOW]

Getting in nice and early i see.

Port by 48

 

[ZergMinion]

6 day break and four plane flights will mean we tire badly towards the end of this one.

Port by just enough to get Hinkley re-signed for 3 years.

 

[BeeTee]

Lost the equivalent game last year by 84 points. Surely we do better than that

 

[ziad]

Have we chartered a Cessna to fly the team over?

 

[Priddis Is Done]

Have we chartered a Cessna to fly the team over?

Yes we have. Only carrying cargo.

A N A L Beads

 

[ziad]

Hough out injured, XON dropped - I thinks thats curtains for him.
Slyce dropped, Charlie injured. Chalk up a win.

 

[Biggie]

Danger Game

WCE by a Luke Shuey

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Luke Shuey

Age

34

Ht

184cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

23.7

5star

K

13.0

5star

HB

10.7

5star

M

3.3

3star

T

4.9

5star

CL

5.6

5star

D

18.7

4star

K

10.8

4star

HB

7.8

4star

M

2.8

3star

T

2.7

4star

CL

4.3

5star

D

17.0

5star

K

9.2

4star

HB

7.8

5star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.8

5star

CL

1.4

4star

free after the siren

 

[bUCKET__]

get up it's

 

[Biggie]

Biggie:



Bigfooty WCE board:

 

[Bleedblueandgold]

They need to quit with these wake up posts.

 

[RookiePick]

Yeah...Port are the kind of side to get a huge hard on for flogging a wounded opponent.

Might roll into a rewatch of the '07 grannie after we get destroyed.

Hopefully the boys keep the effort level where it has been. I can hack watching us get beaten if the team is putting in a shift.

 

[Bender_]

Whole bunch of I'm a little teapot with Waterman in that photo.

 

[Carbine Chaos]

Without the sheer size of Dixon pulling Barrass away I don’t see much in the Port forward line that will really put us to the sword.

I can see us limiting the damage to 40 odd.

 

[Bender_]

Was a pleasant evening forgetting how terrible the state of the Eagles is at the moment. Big crash back to reality coming today - let's hope we can see some intent and pressure from our players and for ****s sake just avoid injuries for a few weeks.

 

[The wily weagle]

Its fine, sunny and a perfect day for football here in Adelaide today............which isn't going to help us at all

Would have much preferred torrential rain and a crazy breeze to turn it into a greasy slog and at least give us a miniscule chance

Power's % isn't great and they are undoubtedly going to use this game to give it a boost. If we can keep the margin below 10 goals, that would be a performance worthy of some praise

Eagles to take the points by default after the Morphett street bridge collapses with the Power team bus on it, winning via forfeit

 

[Cuzz09]

prob something like....

Port: 17.18.120
WCE: 7.9.51



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