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Then burn the remains but keep a nice shiny skull in the fridge right next to your milk as a memento just so you enjoy breakfast.
Is that too far?
Milk from cows right; you’re not a soyboy?
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Then burn the remains but keep a nice shiny skull in the fridge right next to your milk as a memento just so you enjoy breakfast.
Is that too far?
Milk from cows right; you’re not a soyboy?
Cow juiceFFS he said milk, not bean juice.
Crazy Vossy throwing his best at Fly:
Was the 3rd bloke Matt Owies?
finals are not part of their kpi’sEven if we have an off day and they play their usual once a year blinder against us we should have too much for them to handle all game. Downside is if they did happen to play well against us it will give them confidence against us in September. Oh wait, that’s right, they don’t do finals do they.
If we have an absolute shocker well stil roll them in the last quarterEven if we have an off day and they play their usual once a year blinder against us we should have too much for them to handle all game. Downside is if they did happen to play well against us it will give them confidence against us in September. Oh wait, that’s right, they don’t do finals do they.
You bet I’m a soyboy.
I’m shocked to read you’d even question that as I sit here with my “womens” spectacles.
Anyway, I can never seem to get any milk as some mad little bloke in a dufflecoat is always out in my shed touching up my cow.
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This is the kind of thing that Bigfooty teaches you that school just cantIf your cow only has one very big teat you should never drink from it.
Just a reminder.
I'm going to steal that and use it as my signature.If we have an absolute shocker well stil roll them in the last quarter
I know I'm a shallow, sad old man, but I can't help absolutely loving this post because they are my sentiments exactlyEnjoyed Cripps the kingslayers little tête-à-tête with his coach on the sidelines yesterday. Didn’t think there was much in it but enjoyed the increased focus and general shitfullness being heaped on the filthy campaigners.
Scraping into the 8 even if they do how is that an achievementLuke Sayes to Carscum Members:
We are clearly disappointed and frustrated with our start to the year.
The first 10 weeks, whilst providing us with glimpses of what our AFL side is capable of, have also shown that right now, we’re off the mark against the best teams in the competition.
There is no point sugar coating it, it simply hasn’t been good enough to this point. We’d rather own it now, so that we can get on with addressing it.
It comes as no surprise to any of us that there has been significant external noise around our football club this year. We’ve deserved our whacks at times, we absolutely accept that, and cop it on the chin.
What we won’t do though, is let external narratives dictate our reality.
That reality sees us currently two points out of the top eight, with 13 games to go. That is the challenge ahead of us for the remainder of the year.
A challenge that is well and truly achievable, but it is on us to rise to it.
We will be judging our season in its totality, after 24 rounds, not 10.
There is a lot of football still to be played and if last season taught us anything, it is that a season is a marathon, fortunes can change and it’s on us now to change ours for the better.
Rest assured, nobody is just sitting on their hands here, assuming the wheel will turn.
Our leaders, everyone at Carlton, are right now demanding better out of each other.
We have not been afraid to have the tough conversations we need to.
This football club is done with finger pointing.
Stability and unity in your football program is what gets you through tough patches.
I acknowledge it may not be what some want to hear but for the next 13 weeks and hopefully longer this season, we are in this together and that is not changing. Every step of the way.
Two points out of the eight, with 13 games to go. Our destiny is very much in our own hands. So let’s own that, and get on with it.
Clearly success will only be earned by this football club if we stick together and be ruthless in our drive to improve in the second half of the year.
To you, our members, you have played your part so far this year. The sold-out crowds speak for themselves but to be honest still only tell half the story.
Your investment in this football club is incredible, not just on match day but every day.
While clearly we know there has been frustration, anger at times, we know you come from a place of care, of passion and a deep connection to the football club you love.
Give me a supporter base like ours over any other, any day of the week.
Take care of yourselves and look after each other Bluebaggers. We’re in this together every step of the way this year, no matter what.
Kind regards,
I reckon if they scrape into the 8 they could do some serious damage..Scraping into the 8 even if they do how is that an achievement.they’ll be bottom 4 if curnow get injured