Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon III - 4 Sept 2024 marks 20 years since *Essendon have won a final; Coached by the anti “RESULTIST”, RIP D2D and T_S

[Uncle_Leo]

How much must you hate a club to dedicate a thread to them.

A thread? I had a party on 6000 days including specialty made balloons

I hate Essendon, I freely admit that, we all do here.

All of you say there is no rivalry

But one after one here you all are.

Well done on the win last night, try enjoying it

 

[The Devils Advocate]

Still here. Have you tried enjoying the win?

Sad case.

We don't have a North Melbourne thread to hang shit on you from about your interchanges. So came here.

 

[The Devils Advocate]

I hate Essendon, I freely admit that, we all do here.

All of you say there is no rivalry

But one after one here you all are.

Theres about 6 of us that have come here. I understand your confusion though, as you're used to a fan base that size.

 

[Samsquanch]

It has.

Hence North being unable to count.

Geez Boncer35, that is cruel.

 

[boncer34]

I’m fine mate. You are the one here on the North board the morning after your team beat Richmond for the first time in 9 years.

You seem insane boncer

I was also here for ANZAC day. This thread is my safe space.

 

[boncer34]

A thread? I had a party on 6000 days including specialty made balloons

I hate Essendon, I freely admit that, we all do here.

All of you say there is no rivalry

But one after one here you all are.

Well done on the win last night, try enjoying it

Hope you didn't get the North bench to count those days bud.

 

[boncer34]

Geez Boncer35, that is cruel.

 

[Hojuman]

George Wardlaw > BF*AAK

. Not anymore

 

[DapperDon]

George Wardlaw > BF*AAK

. Not anymore

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Will be an absolute beast, look at those guns already!

Hopefully he doesn't turn down his ice-bath with Cunners when his time comes.

 

[hilly]

Will be an absolute beast, look at those guns already!

Hopefully he doesn't turn down his ice-bath with Cunners when his time comes.

The ice bath refuses to get in with George Warlord.

 

[ferball]

Why has all the * posters have the tassie badge?

Are they finally being shipped off there?

Closer than Tullamarine...

 

[shinboner magic]

Shit * nuffies up n about and it’s May - they’re usually burning the joint down at this time of the year

 

[HTH]

Things are going well I see lads, your coach has ****ed off, you still can’t win a game or count to 75.

What a club

 

[LuvtheKangas]

Oh look, the coward's back.

 

[HTH]

 

[Lomas]

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Is that how many summer/winters/spring/autumns it has been since * won a final? Novel way to keep track.

 

[HTH]

 

[Devington]

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Not much longer until your lot will have to learn to count to 7000...

 

[HTH]

Not much longer until your lot will have to learn to count to 7000...

Well we won’t be asking you pelicans for any advice on counting.

 

[see see]

Why has all the * posters have the tassie badge?

To remove all doubt about what we already knew - they exist as a result of carnal relations between blood relatives.

 

[Hojuman]

 

[DERO]

Well we won’t be asking you pelicans for any advice on counting.

Solid first 4 posts.

 

[Frank Thring]

Hope you didn't get the North bench to count those days bud.

I hate to admit it but this is pretty funny.

 

[Shermanator]

Well we won’t be asking you pelicans for any advice on counting.

Fair enough.

I tell you what though, if we need advice on syringes and peptides you’ll be first club we ask..

 

[Lomas]

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Is the answer: all three coaches have won a final since 2004?