Banter RDT CLXXXIII - Trucko’s Jatz Crackers

[Schtinker]

Don't you hate when you 'accidentally' click on a woman's clothing ad in Market Place and now the algorithm has decided to recommend every woman's clothing ad on the site.

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Nah it was Figure09, I found the receipts

I never said it the phone was hacked by my room mate

On [device_name] using BigFooty.com mobile app

Wonder which account he’s posting under now?

 

[THE A5]

Me to my family members that don’t care for footy ask me how the Eagles are going

 

[Mop]

One more night of the diet lads, then I can eat real food again before the big surgery on Monday

20kg down in the last month. Been a heavy cut.

Top tip - don’t blow your knee out and get fat

 

[Dazzler9]

One more night of the diet lads, then I can eat real food again before the big surgery on Monday

20kg down in the last month. Been a heavy cut.

Top tip - don’t blow your knee out and get fat

Blowing the knee out led to getting fat? Or the other way around?

 

[Godfather32]

One more night of the diet lads, then I can eat real food again before the big surgery on Monday

20kg down in the last month. Been a heavy cut.

Top tip - don’t blow your knee out and get fat

What you been eating to lose 20kg in a month? Air food?

 

[Bender_]

What you been eating to lose 20kg in a month? Air food?

Raw chicken - the kilos basically just fall off!

 

[THE A5]

What you been eating to lose 20kg in a month? Air food?

 

[Truckosaurus]

Me to my family members that don’t care for footy ask me how the Eagles are going
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[Dazzler9]

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How is this guy either not a gay pr0n star, or a drag queen?

 

[THE A5]

How is this guy either not a gay pr0n star, or a drag queen?

Or colorectal surgeon

 

[Mop]

Blowing the knee out led to getting fat? Or the other way around?

Column A column B.

Got fatter once my knee gave out on me and I couldn’t play sport anymore

 

[Mop]

What you been eating to lose 20kg in a month? Air food?

Basically nothing! 800 calories a day - so 3400 KJ, following a VCLD keto diet - basically two protein bars throughout the day and 100g of chicken with mushroom and spinach for dinner for the last month.

 

[Godfather32]

Basically nothing! 800 calories a day - so 3400 KJ, following a VCLD keto diet - basically two protein bars throughout the day and 100g of chicken with mushroom and spinach for dinner for the last month.

Geez, you've done well to stick to that mate, hope the op goes well

 

[Truckosaurus]

And was this paired with any exercise? Because if I could lose 3-5kg in the next few days that'd be great.

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

And was this paired with any exercise? Because if I could lose 3-5kg in the next few days that'd be great.

Got to make weight for a race or a fight?

 

[Truckosaurus]

Got to make weight for a race or a fight?

Horse racing is dumb. Now bum fights? There's the sport of kings.

 

[THE A5]

I lost 30kgs in 1.5 months 4 years ago by fasting for 3 days a week and walking 9km a day but the lower back blew up and gained most of it back since. Gone back to the fasting without the walking and lighter than I’ve been in the last 18 months

 

[Mop]

And was this paired with any exercise? Because if I could lose 3-5kg in the next few days that'd be great.

Not really mate, the odd light walk here and there but nothing to write home about

 

[Biggie]

Sinead O’Connor, the gifted Irish singer-songwriter who became a superstar in her mid-20s but was known as much for her private struggles and provocative actions as for her fierce and expressive music, has died at 56.

 

[Dazzler9]

Sinead O’Connor, the gifted Irish singer-songwriter who became a superstar in her mid-20s but was known as much for her private struggles and provocative actions as for her fierce and expressive music, has died at 56.

Suicide?

 

[Bender_]

Is there an emptier threat than "your Dropbox is about to expire"? Haven't used the thing for over 15 years and been getting these emails every few months.

 

[MrKK]

Is there an emptier threat than "your Dropbox is about to expire"? Haven't used the thing for over 15 years and been getting these emails every few months.

Google threatens me almost weekly to add my birthday to my account.

 

[DanWCE]

Is there an emptier threat than "your Dropbox is about to expire"? Haven't used the thing for over 15 years and been getting these emails every few months.

Yep. The same tone of emails I get from Photobucket

 

[DanWCE]

And was this paired with any exercise? Because if I could lose 3-5kg in the next few days that'd be great.

Surprisingly achievable. Calorie control is the core of weight loss. Exercise is supplementary, but it's good for you regardless. However, you'll lose the weight without exercising if your body is in calorie deficit. Exercising is just a way to tip it more in your favour by burning additional calories to a sedentary lifestyle.

Or go lick every surface in a day care centre. You'll purge a few kg fairly quick, and the appetite suppression should last a few days.