Banter RDT CVXXX - BigMeetup

[Dazzler9]

Actually, I've only used the QR code thing once, and it was really convenient. Less pain points than the usual process. So maybe I take that one back.

 

[Dazzler9]

The one that got me though, was making a group booking for a pub/restaurant in Northbridge. I had to do it online. They wouldn't do it via phone and when I literally walked in the door and to the bar they refused to take a booking. I had to go online and provide a deposit. For a Tuesday work lunch. GTFO.

 

[Godfather32]

Actually, I've only used the QR code thing once, and it was really convenient. Less pain points than the usual process. So maybe I take that one back.

I don't mind it at breweries etc, beats lining up at the bar

 

[Mr Eagle]

I was a great checkout chook back in the day. Of course I want me serving me.

 

[Dazzler9]

I was a great checkout chook back in the day. Of course I want me serving me.

I would've gone with checkout ****, myself.

 

[Dazzler9]

Lol, Bigfooty auto-changes the word c**k to utensil. LMFAO

 

[Mr Eagle]

Lol, Bigfooty auto-changes the word c**k to utensil. LMFAO

Because you use a different one to consume each course of the meal?

 

[Bender_]

Farang83150 where's the party tonight?

Have you been south recently?

Australian man arrested after drunk, naked rampage in Indonesia

www.9news.com.au

 

[squashface]

I'd be lying if I said haven't considered flippantly asking the staff minding the self-service checkouts "do I get a discount for doing this myself?" at least 30 times, but when I look into their soulless, dead eyes underneath the greasy teenage forehead I reconsider taunting a future serial killer.

Nah you should say it. They definitely haven’t heard that one before from 800 boomers each day and it’s their fault that you can’t work a simple checkout. It would make their day.

(I used to work in a supermarket)

 

[Bender_]

Nah you should say it. They definitely haven’t heard that one before from 800 boomers each day and it’s their fault that you can’t work a simple checkout. It would make their day.

(I used to work in a supermarket)

It was a joke mate, I worked 7 years retail too.

Like the majority of the stuff I post on here it's meant to draw a laugh, if not an ironic smirk.

 

[Farang83150]

Farang83150 where's the party tonight?

Have you been south recently?

Australian man arrested after drunk, naked rampage in Indonesia

www.9news.com.au

You'd have to pay me big $$ to go to bali.

 

[FKASC]

Not sure about backwards WA, but at my local Tom Coles there are self checkouts that have the conveyor belt and importantly DON’T have the bullshit weighing system. So you never get the ridiculous unexpected item in bagging area nonsense. It’s great

 

[RookiePick]

Not sure about backwards WA, but at my local Tom Coles there are self checkouts that have the conveyor belt and importantly DON’T have the bullshit weighing system. So you never get the ridiculous unexpected item in bagging area nonsense. It’s great

How much shit would you say you steal in an average shop?

 

[RookiePick]

Farang83150 where's the party tonight?

Have you been south recently?

Australian man arrested after drunk, naked rampage in Indonesia

www.9news.com.au

Bohdi Mani Risby-Jones.

At least the parents have stuck the self-entitled twat warning right on the front.

 

[Mop]

Yet the drive home on Fridays (4pm or so) is just as bad

This week I’ve WFH all week. Said I had a sniffle

What’s WFH?

 

[Mop]

Not sure about backwards WA, but at my local Tom Coles there are self checkouts that have the conveyor belt and importantly DON’T have the bullshit weighing system. So you never get the ridiculous unexpected item in bagging area nonsense. It’s great

Yeah they’re around

 

[Farang83150]

What’s WFH?

Working from home

 

[Mop]

So how’s this for ****ed up

My other half’s mum is in hospital - came through emergency with a serious illness.
Not cool


In the emergency cubicle next door the poor bastard’s heart was cooked from overdosing on ‘roids for years.

They had to de fib the guy while fully conscious

It was the most brutal thing I’ve ever seen or heard

 

[Mop]

Working from home

I know WHAT it is, just that it’s a novel concept for some.

Freeway traffic for days

 

[Godfather32]

I know WHAT it is, just that it’s a novel concept for some.

Freeway traffic for days

You managed to score a ride on that mop yet?

 

[WCE_phil]

So how’s this for ****ed up

My other half’s mum is in hospital - came through emergency with a serious illness.
Not cool


In the emergency cubicle next door the poor bastard’s heart was cooked from overdosing on ‘roids for years.

They had to de fib the guy while fully conscious

It was the most brutal thing I’ve ever seen or heard

My sons best mate in the UK died this way earlier in the year at 37. 5'10 and 115kgs of muscle. Too many roids, had the defib whilst conscious to help with his heart but had a major stroke 30s later.

 

[Mop]

You managed to score a ride on that mop yet?

Sadly not, my next lot of training is sadly more industry specific

 

[Mop]

My sons best mate in the UK died this way earlier in the year at 37. 5'10 and 115kgs of muscle. Too many roids, had the defib whilst conscious to help with his heart but had a major stroke 30s later.

Yeah pretty much same score as this dude

He’d be late 30s. Says he gained 18kg of muscle within a short time of using.
Kept using for years.

He coded a few times during the night. Not sure what happened to him, hopefully he bounced back

 

[Mop]

As per last game, my tickets are free for tonight’s game if anyone wants them.

2 x. First in etc

 

[Forward Press]

As per last game, my tickets are free for tonight’s game if anyone wants them.

2 x. First in etc

Oh dammit, I made plans with a friend. Stupid friend.

And this is a game where we are actually a chance (albeit a remote one) of causing a boilover.