Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon III - 4 Sept 2024 marks 20 years since *Essendon have won a final; Coached by the anti “RESULTIST”, RIP D2D and T_S

[TheUnicorn]

No need to imagine it, here it is.

Geez you guys are thick.

Yer sick one dude

 

[Rod Stroker]

Imagining having a thread dedicated to shitting on another club in the state that you're in

This is the third (III) iteration of the thread. The OP of the first thread started with:

Days since * have won a final; 1

 

[IggypopsTshirt]

I give thanks to almighty Allah for the North V Eagles loss autopsy thread.
Your all encompassing misery, historically poor performance and calls for your own team to relocated has sustained me during this less successful period at the most successful club in the land (its Essendon ). Keep truckin’ boyos, you’re almost at the end of the road.

 

[Disco Dew]

I give thanks to almighty Allah for the North V Eagles loss autopsy thread.
Your all encompassing misery, historically poor performance and calls for your own team to relocated has sustained me during this less successful period at the most successful club in the land (its Essendon ). Keep truckin’ boyos, you’re almost at the end of the road.

You’re welcome.

 

[WayneShimmiesTheBush]

Imagining having a thread dedicated to shitting on another club in the state that you're in

Imagine having the number 1 draft pick and turning that into:

 

[justroyal]

Imagining having a thread dedicated to shitting on another club in the state that you're in

It says more about your club

 

[The acurate one]

This is Brad Lasso at his best. He has now coached 230 games for 115 wins and 115 losses.
He is Fiddy percent, I was chatting to the State Manager today about Lasso, and I swear he was reading my mind.
It covered off all that drove some around here mental. Including me.





Brad Lasso will be a bigger disaster for * than Dank ever could be.

 

[giantroo]

 

[DuckYeah]

Imagining having a thread dedicated to shitting on another club in the state that you're in

Whats rarer? a unicorn or an * finals win?

 

[ferball]

Imagining having a thread dedicated to shitting on another club in the state that you're in

Victoria?

 

[Hojuman]

Ten and a 1/2 year old thread that continues to hold it's place on page 1 when you open North B.F.

Keeps " bearing " up, even under sustained * pressure:

 

[Hojuman]

4 / 11 / 2023 will = 7000 days.

Stick in your calender

 

[Rod Stroker]

4 / 11 / 2023 will = 7000 days.

Stick in your calender

A pity it couldn't be a week later on Remembrance Day. How appropriate. Would be meme overload.

 

[IggypopsTshirt]

Imagine having the number 1 draft pick and turning that into:

 

[shinboner magic]

I give thanks to almighty Allah for the North V Eagles loss autopsy thread.
Your all encompassing misery, historically poor performance and calls for your own team to relocated has sustained me during this less successful period at the most successful club in the land (its Essendon ). Keep truckin’ boyos, you’re almost at the end of the road.

You’d know about truckin along - around 40 yrs either side of sheedy you’ve had not a single finals win

 

[Disco Dew]

Hahaha

 

[Wild Bill]

Pathetic club.

 

[Wild Bill]

Next Tastas achievement - 1st born, debut and retire since *ess won a final.

 

[see see]

 

[DuckYeah]

I put money on wet toast. Reckon they might get up

 

[DuckYeah]

Theres * scumbags on my train. Im ready for a fight. I dont care if 3 are teenagers and one is a middle aged woman!



Jokes jokes i’d never beat up the kids

 

[Samsquanch]

Theres * scumbags on my train. Im ready for a fight. I dont care if 3 are teenagers and one is a middle aged woman!



Jokes jokes i’d never beat up the kids

Throw their bags out the door just as the train is about to depart from the next station.

But be careful in case one has a knife or a gun.

 

[Frank Thring]

Lol Brad Scott definately leaving his imprimatur on * in 2023. 10 wins 10 losses at a percentage touch under 100. Bahahaha

 

[DapperDon]

lol, can't believe you guys lost to West Coast

 

[Hojuman]

Cute of * to give Reid some good VFL exposure today.

What were his stat's ?