Competitions The Pieman 2024

[fargy]

Bont
Lobb
English
Daniel
Macrae

 

[Curly5]

JUH
West
Harmes
Treloar
English

 

[chez_ferret]

Round 12 vs Collingwood

Ugle-Hagan
Darcy
Lobb
Bontempelli
West

Please and Thankyou

 

[Vinegar Mess]

R12: Treloar, Ugle-Hagan, Bontempelli, Lobb, West.
Thx dw.

 

[Fossie 32]

Can I have 2 Bontis 2 JUHs and a Lobb pls

 

[Kermit]

Treloar
Bontempelli
Darcy
West
Sanders

Pls DW

 

[dogwatch]

Can I have 2 Bontis 2 JUHs and a Lobb pls

Would you like fries with that sir?

 

[jaxie1]

Ugle-Hagan
Garcia
Lobb
West
Sanders

 

[Boyd oh Boyd]

Ugle-Hagan, Lobb, Harmes, English, Bramble

 

[StringyDog]

Darcy JUH Gallagher Treloar Daniel

 

[Doggies_13]

Lobb x 2 Darcy Gallagher Sanders

 

[dogwatch]

Lobb x3
McNeil x2

If McNeil is the sub then Harmes x2

2x Harmes activated for you.

 

[TiAn_]

2x Harmes activated for you.

Thanks DW

 

[Kermit]

2x Harmes activated for you.

Ouch. That’s shocking luck

 

[TiAn_]

Ouch. That’s shocking luck

Such is Pieman.

 

[ossie_21]

My stay on the top was short, but I prefer to be a chaser anyway

 

[dogwatch]

PIEMAN RESULTS ROUND 12 v Collingwood

Great win. I'll be brief tonight. It's late.

Carryover teams and Pieman Substitutes

Twelve carryover teams and they included 7 Scotts, 5 Naughtons and a Richards so we needed 13 Pieman subs as follows:

• cecil got Ugle-Hagan (18) for Naughton
• charcoalchicken got Garcia (0) for Naughton
• Charlie Bucket got Garcia (0) for Naughton
• Foxman got 2x Ugle-Hagan (36) for 2x Scott
• ScottyDogg got Ugle-Hagan (18) for Richards
• weltschmerz got Garcia (0) for Scott and Gallagher (0) for Naughton
• Wocka got 3x Ugle-Hagan (54) for 3x Scott
• X_box_X got Garcia (0) for Scott and Gallagher (0) for Naughton

Special shout out to TiAn_ who said if 2xMcNeil is sub he wants 2xHarmes. So he got Harmes. The irony being (a) that McNeil came on for Harmes in the first quarter and ended up kicking 2 goals, and (b) if he'd just left it alone and accepted whoever the Pieman sub was he'd have got Jamarra and picked up 36 points.


Most Popular Picks (after applying Pieman Subs)



The KELVIN

Two Chumps featured at the top of the Kelvin table tonight. The winner was Vinegar Mess (134) just ahead of chez_ferret (130). Third and fourth places went to two carryover teams - ScottyDogg (127) and Foxman98 (117).

Average score this week was 65.26 and the median was 58.



The PIEMAN

After one week knocked off his perch chez_ferret is back on top again. His Chump and second place in the Kelvin
have put him 71 points clear of ossie_21 . TiAn_ hangs onto third while this week's Kelvin winner Vinegar Mess moves into the top 10.



Pieman Player of the Week

Jackson Macrae

11

Jackson Macrae

Age

30

Ht

192cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

27.8

5star

K

13.1

5star

HB

14.8

5star

M

4.6

4star

T

4.8

5star

CL

3.8

5star

D

24.4

5star

K

10.9

4star

HB

13.5

5star

M

3.3

3star

T

3.8

4star

CL

4.1

5star

D

16.8

4star

K

8.6

4star

HB

8.2

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.8

5star

CL

1.8

4star

kicked our first two goals to get us back into the match and is justifiably the Pieman Player of the Week. McNeil kicked 2 goals but gets no points because he was the sub and couldn't be picked.

Best possible score was a 3x Macrae and a 2x Treloar which would have got you 276 points.
Best possible Chump was Macrae+Treloar+Darcy+Bont+Vandermeer which would have got you 168 points plus a 67 point bonus for a total of 235.



Pieman Player of the Year

Sam Darcy remains at the top, ahead of the Bont.

 

[TiAn_]

Special shout out to TiAn_ who said if 2xMcNeil is sub he wants 2xHarmes. So he got Harmes. The irony being (a) that McNeil came on for Harmes in the first quarter and ended up kicking 2 goals, and (b) if he'd just left it alone and accepted whoever the Pieman sub was he'd have got Jamarra and picked up 36 points.

Seeing it explained in excruciating detail makes me feel so much better

 

[Vinegar Mess]

PIEMAN RESULTS ROUND 12 v Collingwood

Great win. I'll be brief tonight. It's late.

…

Two Chumps featured at the top of the Kelvin table tonight. The winner was Vinegar Mess (134) just ahead of chez_ferret (130). Third and fourth places went to two carryover teams - ScottyDogg (127) and Foxman98 (117).

Cheers, dw. I needed a Chump after having a shocker two weeks ago.

I think we established that a Chump achieved with the team’s first five goals is a Golden Chump. Is there any special terminology for where all Chump selections are multiple goalkickers?

 

[dogwatch]

Cheers, dw. I needed a Chump after having a shocker two weeks ago.

I think we established that a Chump achieved with the team’s first five goals is a Golden Chump. Is there any special terminology for where all Chump selections are multiple goalkickers?

Best I can come up with is an Overchump. Other suggestions welcome.

 

[Bont2Bruce]

Best I can come up with is an Overchump. Other suggestions welcome.

Multitudinal chump?

 

[dogwatch]

Multitudinal chump?

A little hard to get the tongue around that one.

How about Megachump? Or just Chomp?

 

[Sharkey66]

It has to be a chump pie, doesn't it?

 

[dogwatch]

It has to be a chump pie, doesn't it?

It does?



I think that one has gone over my head.

 

[dogwatch]

PIEMAN ROUND 13 v BRISBANE

No teams yet and no handicaps either.

Just getting in early to say that this is going to be a fascinating game for all of us. Most of our scoring weapons are out injured or suspended and we don't really know who MC have in mind to kick the goals this week. There have even been mutterings that JUH could be injured.

Rumours abound regarding who the replacements will be. Khamis? Arty? Maybe even a debutant like Croft or the Locksmith? Could The Ryppa be a shock inclusion? Who knows, but I love the uncertainty.

I'm tempted to introduce a new player called Themselves but the handicap wouldn't be very attractive. Then again with Brisbane also struggling there's a chance that it will end up a 0-0 draw and we'll have 43 people sharing the Kelvin.

Stay tuned.