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Surf board. It's called a surf board.

Much like a Saturday night out on the town, a long and often painful process but ultimately satisfying when she shat herself. Also, this thread has reminded me to check up on her progress.

Had a similar thing happen years ago and tracked her via her banking details with help from a friend working at the bank, attempted everything short of going to her house and got nothing but denials. Thing was she was the niece of an Essendon premiership player from a country town where the...

Adelaide fans sooking up a storm?, hardly Nostradamus.

Jobe didn't trip over in his garden and accidently land on a syringe, what people are ignoring is that there were over 24,000 injections distributed, twenty.four.thousand. The fact that none of the 30 players drug tested declared any injections beside paracetomol during the "programme" shows...

I agree with you on hitting no-one, I don't condone violence in any shape or form including verbal abuse and physical intimidation which is where Dustys actions sit. All I am saying is that verbally, physically assaulting women or children takes it to a more gutless and disgusting level than a...

Do you hit yourself in the face with a brick after every post? If you're not just taking the piss and seriously can't see the difference between hitting a man or a woman, you need to urgently educate yourself. I have seen first hand the long term physical and psychological damage done to women...

Thrillseeker, hope your life insurance is current.

I won a matchday experience package a few years back (the thumping of Port at the G) and part of the package was holding the sposors windbreak at 1/4 and 3/4 time and helping to roll it up at the end of the break. Well, I got out there and there were these two old guys, they were chalk and...

The brutal tackle at 2:13 on this video excited me when he came to the Hawks, you might as well get hyped too, I guess. **walks away sadly kicking ground**

If you base your reality on an internet forum then yes, our supporters are arrogant and condescending, but doesn't that describe people on forums generally? If you base your reality on, well reality, then most people are pretty decent if you open your eyes to it. Hawthorn (like all clubs) have...

You're a day late on the suspension and 16 years late on your spelling of "lyk" Bill S Preston.

Still got my spare one of these, got them at the final 1991 training session, might be time to break it out. They did have a laser version of their car drive out over the crowd though (or was it still lazer in those days?) either way, it can't be understated.

Get on the Hawks by 60+ at the TAB @$15. Time to punt.

I might be wrong but I suspect that Clarko's prep might be a tiny bit more detailed than that. Time to put my spare "West Coast w***ers" sticker from 1991 on the car. Hawks by 63 points.

I'd punch him out...... .......a turd and wipe it under the door handles of his car! I'll see myself out.

What's "inspect factory" paying?

Yep, it was definitely the original. I remember thinking at the time that someone in the AFL should really get a pat on the back for putting that round by round build up together, shit was whack!

Good luck finding a replacement for your compassion, respect, and your all round common decency.

Funny you mention that, a few years back a couple of Indian cleaners working for me got into an altercation over that exact thing, the guy favoring Bradman was slapped by the Tendulkar fan for saying he was a better batsman. Rather than issue messy warnings, on my suggestion the slappee said he...

Fenton the Dog: One of numerous p!sstakes to follow:

If you argue with fools, eventually no-one can tell the difference. - Mark Twain (?) I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the way it smells. - Richard Pryor If you fall, I'll be there - The Floor

Jon Hassell, played 21 crap games a year until the final round and pulled out a belter every time his contract was up thus we would sign ghim on for another 21 sh!t games.

I've robbed them too and so has my wife.

I compare him to an older version of Heston Blumenthal

If we're going down that path:

I have an academy and so does my wife.

You need a root mate.