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Could run through the midfield

Aaron Francis delisted - worth a look? Former first round pick

Maybe the club have anticipated a 15% drop in membership due to ongoing shitness so have hiked the price by 15% so us poor suckers who continue to pay to be served up shit can counteract their losses. I probably will renew. But what if we collectively negotiated for a performance based...

Damning if true

53 year old man, in his professional capacity, referring to a man 30 years younger than him as The Chad

Wonder if were are any large bets placed on Gold Coast winning in round 22

So the Stringer discovering faith story was actually Stringer discovering organised crime?

I think Jake’s Muslim friend needs a defamation lawyer. Unfortunately Australia’s only one is busy at the moment.

Oh when much older man Campbell Brown knocked out 21 year old May?

Big T 😱

I want tear drop tats on Perkins face

We haven’t had a single player with a proper sleeve in the last 20 years. Just some hipster squiggles on Heppell and a handful of proper bogan tats on Stringer, Carlyle and Reimers. That’s it. Sums us up as a club really.

Why? Out of interest

Joe’s good but at least we got Perkins/Cox/Reid/whichever one it was for him

We can always blame Dodo

Good point about a games clause meaning he is more likely to play injured and hurt his overall season.

I think a few started apprenticeships/degrees and were going really well for the first couple of years. Then it became a bit hard and they packed it in.

He just launched a shitty street wear brand with Laverde si they’ll still be colleagues anyway

Just had a scroll through his account. Full of Sky News reposts, climate change denial, pro trump etc posts and **** all about Essendon

Dodo wouldn’t have made this move

Sack Dodoro

Needs to get a move on

Nah he had a good game a couple weeks ago, not due for another one for a while yet.

We’ll either lose by 100 points or 1 point

Certainly not the road to a finals win

Feels pretty devastating to be saying goodbye to one of our clubs all time greats. And Heppell and Sheedy too I suppose.

Oh yeah we extended the shit out of that leave. Good ****ing riddance. 35 years jfc

It’s as fired as you ever get at Essendon unless you’re a senior coach

https://apple.news/AZqZ3Ox5BQM6fASS-ag58Bw Sheeds stepping down. Hopefully taking his mate dodo with him. Timing is interesting with dodo on leave.