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Send him straight to "Healing Hans" Wohlfahrt in Germany. Do it ASAP!

Most thought Battle wasn't big enough to play the role he did, but I have to agree with you. McLennan is around 190-1 isn't he? More of a flanker, methinks.

Rumour has it he's playing on for Port Fairy.

My only querie on Jack Off (Ough) is can he handle the undoubted teasing he will cop? Please don't let the name of his brother, Piss, leak (See what I did there?) out. At least those names are better than their father's, which was Farque.

If I do that, Cursing Fijian, I would indeed be running on the ragged edge of danger! Monte Carlos are a "gateway biscuit" to stronger baked delights such as Tim Tams and the elusive Kingstons. The Kava is the soothing "ying" to the raging "yang" of being a saints' supporter! Use Kava and...

Personally, I prefer a Scotch Finger, accompanied by a cup of Fijian Royal Kava, for medicinal purposes only, of course.

45. Eric Clarke 46. Ian George 48. Nathan Burke (1st year) 49. Chris Featherstone

Long may that halfwit, Elshaug, keep advising the dopers. Hopefully he ruins their list for a decade just like he ruined ours.

He had issues with pericarditis, but has been given the all clear. I would think he'd be viewed as the potential Battle replacement. A likely prospect until his health problems set him back. It's a yes from me, as long as he's very cheap. Worth a punt, especially when compared to Tomlinson and...

He still hasn't forgiven us for beating Norf in the 1997 preliminary final.

And guess who led the charge with that rubbish? The Norf Melbourne tragic, the purple-headed muppet Damian Barrett, who is as good at journalism as his sitstain club is at football. For those who don't know the origin story of that corkhead's nickname, it has nothing to do with his explanation...

RTB brought back the aliens who'd been kept on ice since the second half against Richmond in gather round. Swapped them in at half time and you all know the rest. You know it makes sense. The truth is out there. Cue X-Files theme music.

Elshaug is the worst performed recruiter of the past decade and a half. If this was the old wild west, and he showed his face at RSEA park, he'd be tarred and feathered, with plenty of justification. We are still paying for his incompetence. As bad as Dildo-ro is, Elshaug was, and still is, in...

If I've told you once, I've told a billion times, never exaggerate!!!

That's so crazy, it might just work!!!

What about Jack McCrae from the WBs? Would he be gettable? Not Bevo's favorite by all accounts. Exactly what we'd need over the next couple of years. Crouch-like.

Or, as I fear, it may be the catalyst for him to do a JHF to us and go home after just one year. The talk of him beimg on the verge of re-signing for two more years, sounded good, but as the week dragged on nothing happened. Then f*****t gate happened. The timing of all of this is a bit...

Someone should get him a thesaurus. I bought one the other day, but it was really terrible. And it was really terrible. I'll see myself out.

Sheil would be a poor man's Hannabery. I hope we've learned our lesson on that one. A yes to McRae if he's cheap, a no to Lobb and Clarrie. We don't need the kind of damage they might do, culturally.

Surely SOS, Gubby and Dalrymple have assessed and pursued more suitable targets than Sheil. Good player in his day, but his best is far behind him, despite this latest patch of form. We have players aged over 30 similar to him, who we are probably going to off load at the end of the year. He is...

Envy?

His eyes are too close together. This, combined with his lack of intelligence suggests he may be a victim of inbreeding. Oh, and I believe he plays the banjo!

Good point. I have some experience of Simon's expertise, so I guess I'm biased. What little I do know of him does make me confident we've made a good move. Then again, Toce looks to have done a reasonable job over the last few years. I suppose only time will tell.

Especially useful in night games.

Thank goodness trout is no longer there. Dalrymple gives me some hope for our future drafting efforts.

Is it just me, or does Nick Blakey have the weirdest physique ever seen on an AFL footballer? He's got a torso like a cylinder of meat. He reminds me of one of those inflatable, arm-waving tube guys you see out the front of used car yards. Not knocking his play. The guy can obviously run and...

Her bitterness and hatred has started to show on her face. Like the picture of Dorian Gray, her inner self is now exposed on her surface. I've had the misfortune of mixing with her, socially, through colleagues and a couple of mutual friends. My impression of her? A thoroughly nasty and cold...

It's not crap, according to a very reliable source of mine.

It was terrible as the budget was 100k of which 75K was for Bevo's salary. Appalling when you consider the best heads of recruiting at the leading clubs were being payed around 250-300K. It's why we recruited players sight unseen. Howard and Sweeney come to mind. Typical amateur hour at the saints.

Only 5cm magd2992? I haven't experienced "personal growth" like that which Wilson caused since watching a young Roo in 2002.