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Every headfirst heathen is a future reversing pain in the arse.

Mental image of you dispensing Maker’s 46 straight outta one of your t1tties.

Lol Cookie I honestly think you’re the one taking the piss here. Why would Macron have two collar logos on the one jumper?

Old man post but 10-15 years ago you could still find some great deals. There was a place near Hindmarsh Square I can’t even remember the name (Shapes maybe?) that sold schooners of Coopers Pale for $1. Try finding anything near that value today.

Dude they’re definitely wearing two jumpers here.

A guy I work with was in Florida during the election and he paid US$9 so say AU$14 for a cigar (at a lounge where you can smoke it inside). Same one over here costs $58. We get absolutely ripped off no doubt about it.

The two Macron logos is a bit of a giveaway.

Willkommen in Dylan und Jimmy’s Wichsschuppen.

Gal Gadot’s head on Melissa McCarthy’s body.

Too late Mario you’re on the list.

Government bonds aren’t fake, they’re just an asset that’s made out of thin air. Like crypto. Why is everything so expensive?!

Reminds me of our Footy Park era Reebok kit with the black that always looked brown in the sun.

The front looks amazing but the back is very messy. Brown, gold, black, white, red, blue. 6 colours! Also why have stripes on a V guernsey? Why are they so stubby? They’re just so unnecessary.

Scrunch bum footy shorts finally!

This state needs to be one giant solar panel. We should have “SA - Solar All over the farken joint” on our licence plates.

Three of the Big 4 Vic clubs have C-Grade guernsey sponsors in Great Southern Bank, Latitude and Dutton Automotive (lol). We’re doing alright.

I know FA about gymnastics but Simone Biles is the best winning machine the US has had since Phelps.

Yeah and half the teams don’t even have branded guernseys anymore. West Coast is arguably the richest club of them all and they have Caltex in place of an apparel sponsor. I don’t even know who makes their stuff these days. Other clubs are doing the same Brisbane, Melbourne, St Kilda, GWS, it’s...

The fact you used his marketing pseudonym instead of his name confirms this. Messi on the other hand is a superstar despite looking like he should be working at the Post Office and that tells you just how bloody good he actually is.

No doubt he was an odd cat but most people act differently when they’re being watched. Then again if he was still batting 100 maybe even social media wouldn’t have reigned in his god’s gift to the colonies ego.

Who knows it could’ve worked in his favour if he played it right. People love Kimi Raikkonen for being a cold smartarse prick but mainly because he channels it towards journos with stupid questions.

Not to mention a World Cup under his belt. Messi’s only shortcoming is that he looks like an assistant manager at Drakes. Ronaldo kills him for marketability and that definitely pumps up the public perception of him.

Macron’s alright. This Perth Glory effort rocks.

Mahomes is the new Brady with 3 Super Bowl wins before 30.

Imagine the “Sack Chelsea” thread!

It’s already ridiculous that the amateurs running this league have given one club exclusive rights to one particular colour combination but it’s downright absurd that they can also veto a colour they don’t even use. We probably gave the silver guernsey up during bargaining for the showdown PBs.

At least Pear was organic. Crom and Hok are both painfully forced and about as original as the nickname Pete.

Nah Dutton is way more likely to get his “one flag” than Ol’ Canine Killer.