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lol "hex" You dumb ****en dribbler.

Here's how to get onto a road crew: Step 1: Drop out of school at the end of grade 10 Step 2: Spend the rest of your teens drinking premix bourbons, smoking Winfield Blues, watching day time tv and mooching off society Step 3: Assault a stranger for wearing Holden racing gear coz FPV's are the...

How about I just did, you gravy guzzling twit. Go back to your trying to show off your outdoor kitchen to your other tradie mates so you can watch supercars whilst cooking sandwich steak on the BBQ. Another Southern Comfort, anyone?

LOL checkout my $20K dingy with fishing rod holders. After we pull in some flathead for dinner we'll stop by the bottle-o and pick up a carton of Bundy and coke on the way back to my mcmansion to watch Van Damme movies! Plebs

She must be stoked that her tubby husband spends his days making up stories about other blokes wives then. Lol at how insecure you are.

I imagine AlbertonBloke sitting on his recliner, swilling a Carlton Midstrength (he's on a health kick) whilst watching ACA when one of his 11 children come to ask for help with their homework only for him to shoo them away coz "I'm watching the news".

Lol guess who's banging Alberton Bloke. :$

Lol "one of my boats" Chip on the shoulder not only causes you to rationalise stealing, but brag about your shitty toys and fantasise about sleeping with other men's wives. Let's be honest, the last time you had consensual sex you paid for it. BTW, you've got a dried tomato sauce stain on...

"I'm jealous of the success that these people have worked hard for, so I'm going to steal money from them coz they didn't spend four years getting a certificate to change a light bulb!" Only in the mind of a sweaty fat tradie cretin does stealing sound like appropriate behaviour. I hope...

Do Domino's make you wear high-vis when delivering pizza these days, Scroat? Regardless whether you wear it or not, we all know you're still a cousin stalking cretin anyway.

Do you have a $900 fishing rod too?

For someone that spent the day banging a plethora of horny housewives you sure are tightly wound.

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Apologies, I must've got you mixed up with someone else. So you don't own either of those things?

Well I hope Bathurst doesn't clash with him getting his sleeve tattoo finished in Bali later this year.

I just want to get this straight, you're a proud tradie who owns a ute, a pitbull, a boat and frequently holidays in South East Asia? :$ Wow Do you do kickboxing too?

LOL

They must be in awe of your hairy gunt and Southern Cross tattoo. How many bog laps you do in the burnt orange Maloo before parking?

You spend a fair bit of your spare time sitting around with chicks checking out other blokes? When you're not changing light bulbs and committing hate crimes that is?

You couldn't hit a nerve with a chainsaw you dribbling troglodyte.

Location: Perth Ground zero for the high-vis Chevy badge FIFO. Heading to Crown for dinner and some slot jockeying tonight to start off a big weekend?

You strike me as the kind of guy that spits when he talks. Is that accurate?

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I don't get this reference.

Meathead bogan is a homophobe. STOP THE PRESSES!

This is the worst part about tradies - their traditional missus; smoke hanging out their gob, cackling like a galah and spilling white wine whilst making an embarrassment of themselves.

The monkeys will still be around, someone has to operate the Hyab to get it off the back of the truck. At least they'll still get to listen to ACDC when they drive from delivery to delivery. Those 4 years at Tafe learning how to turn a screwdriver and flush shitter pipes will seem like a waste then.

It's all going towards paying off their eyeball-level debt for jet skis and credit card payments that their wives have maxed out on leopard print clothing and fake nails anyway. Living the dream, degenerate bogans.

Oh sorry, did I upset your fat ranga bricky boyfriend so now he's cancelled your Friday date night of Chinese take-away and watching old Stallone movies?