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My favourite part of the game was the 75,000 spectators flooding the field when Cap kicked the eighth goal. My least favourite part was the campaigners not coming out when I kicked one. Ungrateful pigs! ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED???

Yeah, but the guy that didn't even get through a quarter of a grand final has something Dangerflop still doesn't...

Apologies for forgetting the lyrics to the song. It's been too long...

Hit em with the old pea-beu

TheFlea is a real piece of work. Screw that guy! He's my half-brother, and half the jumper/biter that I am

Whatever it takes!

Did we exclude somebody? Nobody told me this!!! ...wait a minute...

I was too busy saving Arthur from himself last night, but going by my tally you didn't miss nor need me. Christ on a motorcycle, I play Qooty worse than I would play actual AFL level. And I would be utter shite at that!

You called?

It's not the size of the SPOON that matters, it's how you weild it

My gentle SPOON embrace is better than my posting stats

If you have as punchable a face as Wario, I may not take kindly to any banana shenanigans on the qooty field

Friggin' Wario! I HATE THAT GUY

Depends on the fruit. Spooning a banana is a decision one can regret making. You should be fine with a dessert spoon though. You don't HAVE to fill it up and eat the entire thing at once. You are allowed to take little bite size chunks.

Let it never be said that I'm anything but a renaissance man. In keeping with the theme of the last week, "Fruit is nature's candy". This one's for tony Separating the meat from the bone without a knife is tough going though.

I've eaten durian several times, including in a Hokkaido cheese tart and in a mooncake (terrible waste of a beautiful lotus paste and yoik mixture). I'm still surprised at how I got used to the smell. I even miss it at times when I think of the hawker center down the road from where I lived...

That was just one season, when we thought being cultured meant we had to use the inside toilet. We're back to the woods now and it's much more civilised.

The Bears are very cultured.

I, for one, look forward to seeing the league's best half back flanker. I also look forward to seeing the league's best half back flanker get their a$$ handed to them again by the league's geniunely mid-level, on their absolutely best day, half forward flanker. You're the viola section to my 3rd...

Sometimes the choice of travelling internationally is made on your behalf. I've already been advised of multiple trips internationally for work before the end of Q1 next year

Fleas are amateurs! If you want a professional outcome, you come to the best...TheTick! No one SPOONS like me

I kick some very important points.

I think you'll find I was being strategic with a sneaky 7 point play. Kick point of the match and immediately follow up with a goal by capitalising on the mistake. Plan executed perfectly.

Who am I to break the rules? :innocent:

Makes sense. Muddie looks like a young Bullwinkle J. Moose. Prime meat right there

Peeps been getting on TheTicksTok for decades. They love the SPOON! TikTok is cringe if you're older than 25. Let the kids have their space to try and be influencers and provide no value to society. Then they can retire to OnlyFans