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Winning ugly is better than losing pretty, but tonight was pretty goddamn ugly. 13.24 is simply unacceptable.

Cloke and Hawkins are both spuds anyway. Jack Anthony, over his career, has a higher average goals per game than both. That says it all :p

"Run in" is really not an apt description, as he takes about 30 steps walking before breaking into a jog for the final few steps before kicking...but it's so comical that I can forgive him for it.

Bump, because Ahmed Saad's set shot routine is the funniest thing I've seen on the field this season. He looks like a zombie! It has me in stitches almost every time, so it should stay.

The Shire. REAL people. REAL stories. Shame it will be exclusively watched by real idiots.

Couldn't help noticing but: a cooking challenge on the Amazing Race one night, an exotic location on Masterchef the next. Reality TV is becoming more and more homogenous.

I think someone should do some sort of Cracked.com style comprehensive list of the top 10 funniest threads in the history of Bigfooty. This thread should undoubtedly be on it.

Then it must've been ok then :rolleyes:

He' Cotchin wasn't lucky there, just too good :) Speaking of Cotchin, I hope one day he gets a free for being held on to during a stoppage.

Signed up, couldn't resist a trollface as my picture to be voted on. Appalling website imo. Should be renamed "superficialpeople.com" since the site will be undoubtedly populated by people who only value physical attractiveness.

5. Tuck 4. Cotchin 3. Morris 2. Edwards 1. Dea

BT: "Heath Hocking, he's got a left foot, remember!" *facepalm* edit: A minute later: "Hocking, on his non-right side..." :rolleyes:

Re: Logical Suggestion Settle down, he didn't think that to select a player in your team, you have to own a football card with that player on it.

An very talented player from what I've seen, his goals from outside 50 were excellent. Sadly hasn't really received the recognition he deserves, playing for an SA team, but yesterday's match I think made people sit up and take notice. You could use that exact paragraph to describe Rory Sloane...

The Weapon, the Calder Cannons, Richo and the goalposts, saying "oh boy" whenever something vaguely exciting happened...it was all there tonight. Now he's constantly going on about Magner having built the Eastlink :rolleyes:

3 goals in a quarter. Freo are de-Lyonising themselves.

Premature call, and I can't understand why an Essendon player would pump up a Blue. Matthew Watson may be big and strong with a gigantic left hoof, but he's still very inexperienced and is struggling to break into his club's best 22, let alone the best 3 players in the AFL :p

I honestly thought it was a joke ad at first, with that stupid looking "newsreader". Also the "grainy video footage" looked like something a pedo would be recording, and it was on an ad for a children's charity :o

I have a tuit in my household, a round one. It hasn't really helped me avoid procrastination though.

5. Jack 4. Cotchin 3. Deledio 2. I.Maric 1. Newman

Jaiiiimee Rogers from TAB Sportsbet. I'm convinced she knows absolutely nothing about footy, despite appearing on just about every adbreak during it.

Did anyone notice the fully naked toddler in the crowd, in the focus of the camera, during the pig challenge? I'm not offended at all, but I just don't get why they put it on :confused:

Plus that hour lead would likely evaporate when all the teams next take a flight (on the next leg) That Paul seemed like an enormous douche definitely. Also didn't like Joseph "I've achieved a lot for a 22 year old". Was surprised at the lack of common sense in the teams when it came to...

Each to their own, but ultimate frisbee is awesome.

Scored 34 points in a basketball match once, though it was against a shit team and we were placed in a division that was of a much lower standard than our team's skill level. Also won most improved player at my basketball club when I was 16, they misspelt my surname on the trophy :o Managed to...

I know several girls who have come out with some of the stupidest statements imaginable. I'll narrow it down to the best three: Girl 1 (asking our year 10 science teacher): "Do cats actually have nine lives?" Girl 2 (on a school trip to Sydney): "How do you spell S.C.G?" Girl 3 (after...

Lol, I heard that. Until I saw this, I was convinced I had misheard. Hammer made the exact reverse mistake in the Essendon-Carlton match, praising "The ever-reliable, consistently effective Dustin Martin" when Fletcher took a mark. Two players with the same first name - so confusing :o

5. Foley 4. Grimes 3. Grigg 2. Cotchin 1. Maric

Relative? :p

Does that pathetic dribbled snap in the goalsquare count as a goal assist?