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Dennis Pagan!

If Cripps started every game loaded on German marching powder he'd poll 60 votes.

Do you even need to nominate when there’s only one club even remotely interested? This seems such a strange recruiting choice.

The contrast between Buckley and Lewis post-game was hilarious. Neither could hide their feelings.

Call your local hot water installer, cos Port are getting Rheem'd.

I'm Jack's sister's current boyfriend, and I can guarantee he is NOT bad mouthing the club.

Good.

Sports science continues to evolve, and there may be a time where they actively study the dumbest shit in the history of football to ensure it's never repeated. Should this happen, that team selection is probably gonna be the first chapter.

Pitto is so bad it hurts.

Everyone in the AFL except Voss and our MC saw this coming with these selections.

Fire up the autopsy thread lol

So many blokes who shouldn’t be playing.

Long down the line to Harris Andrews. Absolutely moronic.

Welp, this is embarrassing already.

Why is Daniher standing unmarked on the 50?

This game is just a free throw at the stumps, why do I feel like I want to vomit?

Think you'll find Weightman isn't playing.

Did Bont just back out?

Same. I can't imagine an NT lad would be too keen on the freezing gloom of Melbourne compared to sunny Brisbane tho, but we can only hope. He's the exact sort we need.

This is definitely one occasion where I'd love to be wrong! Let's hope!

Of the three selections that have the most potential to blow up in our faces (Durdin, Cerra, Motlop), it's actually the Motlop selection I'm most worried about. Not only is he extremely slow for a small forward, but he also spends most of his time in jog mode and gives his opponent way too much...

It's a shame Martin has been reduced to a "lol never gets on the park" meme, because he's such a high quality player. He's also very physical for a wiry guy - hits extremely hard.

I feel like we have the worst MC in the league.

I'd definitely like another pick ahead of Adelaide's 25 just to be safe.

Yep, particularly on Tik-Tok (I promise I don't watch Tik-Tok, my wife just tells me about it)

I know it's wanky, but in this case it's legit. He does have a bit going on besides footy. But I also don't buy the narrative that he's damaging his own brand. Nasty journalism.

Carlton had 11 out and Saints were paying $1.72.