Official Team Thread 🐻 Las Vegas Bears S37 Official Team Thread ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ 🎰 Congrats Millky95 B&F Winner

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Greetings, qooty enthusiasts and thrill-seekers! Welcome to the grand opening of the Las Vegas Bears Team thread for Season 37. Get ready for an extraordinary qooty journey, featuring a symphony of skill, determination, and a surprise addition to our team, the nut-loving chipmunk!

So, dear qooty aficionados, buckle up for a season filled with redemption, surprises, and the sweet taste of victory. Season 37 is our quest for glory, and with the chipmunk on board, we're set to turn the qooty pitch into our stage for a spectacular performance!


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00 - Cap
1 - I Dont Care
2 - Jezmiester40
3 - Tommycash
4 - Grin
5 - Art Vandelay_
6 - RonnieRaven
7 - Senor M (LG)
8 - Tandy (LG)
9 - guero
13 - Electronic_Renaissance (LG)
14 - Test Tickle
15 - RookiePick
16 - tony (C)
17 - Muddiemoose
23 - Shadow Man
24 - kane249
27 - MWPP (LG)
29 - CountryLad
30 - Matera92
36 - Dingster (LG)
42 - Fizzler
44 - Chipmunk (LG)
77 - JoseMourinho
95 - Millky95 (LG)
99 - HawkPatrol
2214 - JoshWoodenSpoon (LG)

Coach: Ted Lasso
Captain: tony
LG: Chipmunk, Dingster, Electronic_Renaissance, JoshWoodenSpoon, Millky95, MWPP, Senor M, Tandy​
 
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Established: Season 5 (readmitted in Season 18)
Colours: Black, Maroon, Gold
Headquarters: Los Carraras Shopping Centre, Nou Camp
Most Games Played as end of S35: Kane249 - 311 games
Most Goals Kicked as end of S35: Jezmiester40 - 271 goals
Premiership: Season 22

Premiership Team
B: Yello Mit - FiveStrings - ferball
HB: AngryRanga - One Eyed Sainter 66 - Jack Bradley
C: kane249 - Doctor Gero - Matera92
HF: SpaceClef - RookiePick - Jay-Z
F: Magruder - brahj - Jezmiester40
R: DemonJim - Dingster - KO_KO
INT: hilly - Gee Dub

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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Las Vegas Bears : 17.12.114
Dragons FFC : 17.10.112
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Home Ground:
The Stadium in the Sky, Nou Camp

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Created by Broken

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Mobbenfuhrer Medal: None
beez Trophy: JoshWoodenSpoon (S25, S26)
EKA Medal: brahj (S18), Barrybran (S26) AuntyBlindEye (S28)
FRED Medal: Its Manbearpig (S28)
Deestroy Medal: None
TFLUA-Tiger Medal: Muddiemoose (S31)
Frankston Rover Medal: Cadaver (S27) Broken (S35)

All-SFA Representatives

S18: pantskyle (Ruck)
S19: brahj (Ruck), pantskyle (HFF), Quivorir (CHF)
S20: brahj (BP/Captain), pantskyle (Int), Quivorir (CHF)
S21: Robbed
S22: brahj (FP)
S23: Matera92 (FP/Captain)
S24: JoshWoodenSpoon (Int)
S25: JoshWoodenSpoon (HBF)
S26: Barrybran (W), Cadaver (HFF), JoshWoodenSpoon (BP)
S27: JoshWoodenSpoon (FB)
S28: Test Tickle (Ruck), AuntyBlindEye (HFF)
S29: Test Tickle (FB)
S30: Metalcrusher (FP), MWPP (CHB/Vice Captain), tony (HBF)
S31: MWPP (CHB), Muddiemoose (Ruck), guero (Int)
S32: JoshWoodenSpoon (FB), tony (HBF)
S33: Cap (CHF)
S34: Broken (Int), tony (HBF)
S35: Broken (FP), Dingster (HBF), JoshWoodenSpoon (FB)
S36: Cap (Ruck), MWPP (FP), RonnieRaven (Int), Senor M (Rov)



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Las Vegas Bears Life Members: Dingster (S22), kane249 (S26), Matera92 (S27), hilly (S27), Magruder (S28), Art Vandelay_ (S29), RookiePick (S30), Jezmiester40 (S32),
JoshWoodenSpoon (S34), Test Tickle (S36), MWPP (S36)
Las Vegas Bears Hall of Fame: Dingster (S19), hilly (S21), Matera92 (S27), kane249 (S32), pantskyle (S32), Art Vandelay_ (S35), JoshWoodenSpoon (S35)


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SeasonBest & FairestCaptain's AwardBest Club PlayerBest RookieLeading GoalkickerBest DefenderBest MidfielderBest ForwardCaptain
5NANANANANANANANAhilly
6NANANANANANANANAhilly
7NANANANANANANANAhilly
18Matera92 & pantskylebrahjThe Half BackbrahjJuggalo BllaNANANApantskyle & Demonjim
19Matera92 & brahjQuivorirMoOPmiss_kate18QuivorirNANANApantskyle & Demonjim
20DemonJimMagruderMoOPBojan KantkickQuivorirNANANAbrahj & Demonjim
21DemonJimNADingsterArt Vandelay_miss_kate18NANANAbrahj & Demonjim
22kane249Art Vandelay_Art Vandelay_Jay-ZbrahjNANANAMatera92 & Dingster
23DingsterAngryRangaNAArgusTuftArt Vandelay_NANANAMatera92 & Dingster
24JoshWoodenSpoonArgusTuftNANABrokenNANANAMatera92
25JoshWoodenSpoonTommycashNANALeverPullerNANANAJoshwoodenspoon & Angryranga
26BarrybranIts ManbearpigTest TickleCadaverIts Manbearpigkane249TandyJezmiester40Joshwoodenspoon
27TandyMWPPCadaverOk BoomerIts ManbearpigJoshWoodenSpoonArt Vandelay_RookiePickJoshwoodenspoon
28Test TickleTandyTest TickleAuntyBlindEyeIts ManbearpigJoshWoodenSpoonArt Vandelay_ItsManbearpigCadaver
29CapMWPPMetalcrusherLemon BoitgrsOk BoomerMatera92Jezmiester40Joshwoodenspoon & Test Tickle
30MetalcrushertonyMuddiemoosetonyMetalcrusherTest TicklegueroMetalcrusherTest Tickle & MWPP
31MuddiemooseBrokentonyNAMetalcrusherMWPPgueroMetalcrusherMWPP
32Cap & MWPPtonyI Dont CareElectronic_RenaissanceCapJoshWoodenSpoonMatera92CapMWPP
33MWPPSupersunsMWPPSenor MCaptonyParty_GullCapMuddiemoose
34Millky95BrokenMillky95GrinCapSenor MTest TickleCaptony
35CapJoshWoodenSpoonMWPPRonnieRavenBrokenDingsterElectronic_RenaissanceMatera92tony
36Millky95DingsterTandyJoseMourinhoJoseMourinhoTest TickleCapMWPPtony


PlayerGamesBears Debut
1stKane249328Season 18, Round 1
2ndMatera92304Season 18, Round 1
3rdArt Vandely_273Season 21, Round 1
4thRookiepick244Season 22, Round 1
5thHilly212Season 5, Round 1
6thDingster211Season 5, Round 1
7thJezmiester40208Season 22, Round 1
8thJoshWoodenSpoon183Season 23, Round 2
9thMagruder180Season 18, Round 1
10thTest Tickle156Season 26, Round 1
10thMWPP156Season 27, Round 1
12thMiguel Sanchez140Season 18, Round 1
13thTommycash139Season 25, Round 1
14thAngryranga136Season 19, Round 1
15thCap131Season 29, Round 1
16thI Dont Care113Season 30, Round 1
16thMillky95113Season 30, Round 1
18thBrahj106Season 18, Round 1
19thMuddiemoose105Season 30, Round 1
20thIts Manbearpig97Season 25, Round 1
20thTony97Season 30, Round 1
22ndBroken95Season 19, Round 1
23rdOk Boomer94Season 27, Round 1
24thDemonjim88Season 18, Round 1
25thReggie83Season 23, Round 1
26thFizzler77Season 27, Round 1
26thElectronic_Renaissance77Season 32, Round 1
28thKo_Ko74Season 22, Round 1
29thYello Mit72Season 19, Round 1
30thGetgaff71Season 18, Round 1
30thFkasc71Season 22, Round 1
32ndSilky Smooth70Season 5, Round 1
32ndEssendonPride70Season 5, Round 1
34thThewlis Dish69Season 5, Round 1
34thDaveW69Season 5, Round 1
34thRadz69Season 5, Round 1
37thThehitman68Season 5, Round 1
37thSqueak68Season 5, Round 1
37thBryce_Jersey1768Season 18, Round 1
40thDipper67Season 5, Round 1
40thTandy67Season 26, Round 6
40thBorntigerfan67Season 5, Round 1
43rdQuivorir63Season 18, Round 1
44thGreater Gattsby62Season 18, Round 1
45thMkmatty60Season 18, Round 15
46thGee Dub59Season 21, Round 1
47thCarters58Season 5, Round 1
48thSenor M56Season 33, Round 1
48thBig Cox 8856Season 18, Round 1
50thBrhaw55Season 5, Round 1
50thKdavva55Season 26, Round 1
52ndAnt54Season 5, Round 1
52ndXenxen54Season 27, Round 1
54thNoidenous53Season 23, Round 1
55thThe Greatest Ava52Season 23, Round 1
55thMattyc242252Season 5, Round 1
57thPantskyle51Season 18, Round 1
57thHoggy51Season 5, Round 1
57thMiss_Kate1851Season 19, Round 1
60thNickthepieman46Season 6, Round 1
60thClucas9146Season 5, Round 2
60thGuero46Season 30, Round 1
60thLenny46Season 6, Round 1
64thJack Bradley45Season 22, Round 1
65thChat Pile44Season 28, Round 2
66thJay-Z43Season 22, Round 1
67thSkipper Kelly42Season 6, Round 1
67thMetalcrusher42Season 29, Round 11
69thBlueworms41Season 5, Round 1
70thCampaigner for good40Season 32, Round 7
71stLeverpuller38Season 24, Round 1
72ndThetick35Season 32, Round 4
72ndWise Guy Sam35Season 20, Round 1
74thAvishka534Season 23, Round 2
74thSupersuns34Season 33, Round 1
74thMoop34Season 19, Round 1
77thThe Half Back33Season 18, Round 1
77thYear Of The Roo33Season 5, Round 9
77thRonnieraven33Season 35, Round 1
80thOFFtheBALL32Season 23, Round 8
80thDapperDon32Season 25, Round 1
80thTerrybull32Season 32, Round 1
80thHawks199432Season 28, Round 1
84thFarm Boy31Season 26, Round 1
85thGym4Life30Season 25, Round 4
86thCaloschwaby29Season 26, Round 1
87thLemon Boi28Season 29, Round 1
87thTim_Saints28Season 23, Round 8
89thBarrybran26Season 26, Round 1
89thGrin26Season 34, Round 1
89thSaintbilly26Season 22, Round 4
92ndThehardaway25Season 5, Round 1
93rdFerball24Season 22, Round 1
93rdKing_Steele24Season 33, Round 1
93rdKing_Brown24Season 6, Round 1
96thRu_23Season 23, Round 14
96thBojan KantKick23Season 20, Round 1
98thEb_Tiger22Season 5, Round 1
99thBarry Zuckercorn21Season 7, Round 2
100thSexiano Ronaldo20Season 5, Round 1
100thUncle_Leo20Season 29, Round 1
100thBl4Ke20Season 31, Round 1
103rdCuzz0919Season 31, Round 1
103rdMatt_Bas19Season 23, Round 2
103rdBipolarbear19Season 30, Round 1
103rdKeyser Soze19Season 18, Round 7
107thTgrs18Season 29, Round 1
108thPapa Juggs17Season 18, Round 1
108thJosemourinho17Season 36, Round 1
108thJatz1417Season 26, Round 1
108thSaintkildaman17Season 18, Round 1
108thBrown Bottle17Season 18, Round 1
108thMarv17Season 25, Round 1
114thOchre16Season 18, Round 3
114thCitroin16Season 18, Round 2
114thShadow Man16Season 35, Round 1
114thU2Tigers16Season 30, Round 1
118thSausages14Season 27, Round 4
119thCountrylad13Season 35, Round 1
119thGocatsgo13Season 5, Round 22
119thMagpienato13Season 26, Round 1
122ndIoppolo12Season 18, Round 1
123rdRoccojones11Season 5, Round 22
123rdRessies BushPig11Season 27, Round 3
125thPowergirl3610Season 5, Round 3
125thYatmax10Season 28, Round 1
125thKelpie_X10Season 28, Round 1
128thChamprevesby9Season 19, Round 9
129thRioli82178Season 28, Round 1
130thGameofsloanes7Season 23, Round 1
131st4CunningTonneTruck6Season 35, Round 1
131stBoomerroo6Season 25, Round 1
133rdRhys3215Season 18, Round 13
134thBack One Out4Season 26, Round 1
134thRainfall4Season 19, Round 1
136thCincinnatus3Season 26, Round 1
136thHawkpatrol3Season 34, Round 11
138thIndoistriku2Season 31, Round 2
138thGreatBradScott2Season 18, Round 1
138thVanders2Season 30, Round 1
141stDupogi1Season 31, Round 1
141stKazzfkh1Season 31, Round 1
141stQs1Season 21, Round 15
141stCollins-Langford-Ayres1Season 23, Round 1
141stSilvacomet1Season 26, Elimination Final
141stBarto1Season 5, Round 22

PlayerBears DebutGames
1HillySeason 5, Round 1212
2DingsterSeason 5, Round 1211
3Silky SmoothSeason 5, Round 170
4EssendonPrideSeason 5, Round 170
5Thewlis DishSeason 5, Round 169
6DavewSeason 5, Round 169
7RadzSeason 5, Round 169
8ThehitmanSeason 5, Round 168
9SqueakSeason 5, Round 168
10DipperSeason 5, Round 167
11BorntigerfanSeason 5, Round 167
12CartersSeason 5, Round 158
13BrhawSeason 5, Round 155
14AntSeason 5, Round 154
15Mattyc2422Season 5, Round 152
16HoggySeason 5, Round 151
17BluewormsSeason 5, Round 141
18ThehardawaySeason 5, Round 125
19Eb_TigerSeason 5, Round 122
21Sexiano RonaldoSeason 5, Round 120
22Clucas91Season 5, Round 246
23Powergirl36Season 5, Round 310
24Year Of The RooSeason 5, Round 933
25GocatsgoSeason 5, Round 2213
26RoccojonesSeason 5, Round 2211
27BartoSeason 5, Round 221
28NickthepiemanSeason 6, Round 146
29LennySeason 6, Round 146
30Skipper KellySeason 6, Round 142
31King_BrownSeason 6, Round 124
32Barry ZuckercornSeason 7, Round 221
33Kane249Season 18, Round 1328
34Matera92Season 18, Round 1304
35MagruderSeason 18, Round 1180
36Miguel SanchezSeason 18, Round 1140
37BrahjSeason 18, Round 1106
38DemonjimSeason 18, Round 188
39GetgaffSeason 18, Round 171
40Bryce_Jersey17Season 18, Round 168
41QuivorirSeason 18, Round 163
42Greater GattsbySeason 18, Round 162
43Big Cox 88Season 18, Round 156
44PantskyleSeason 18, Round 151
45The Half BackSeason 18, Round 133
46Papa JuggsSeason 18, Round 117
47SaintkildamanSeason 18, Round 117
48Brown BottleSeason 18, Round 117
49IoppoloSeason 18, Round 112
50GreatBradScottSeason 18, Round 12
51CitroinSeason 18, Round 216
52OchreSeason 18, Round 316
53Keyser SozeSeason 18, Round 719
54Rhys321Season 18, Round 135
55MkmattySeason 18, Round 1560
56AngryrangaSeason 19, Round 1136
57BrokenSeason 19, Round 195
58Yello MitSeason 19, Round 172
59Miss_Kate18Season 19, Round 151
60MoopSeason 19, Round 134
61RainfallSeason 19, Round 14
62ChamprevesbySeason 19, Round 99
63Wise Guy SamSeason 20, Round 135
64Bojan KantKickSeason 20, Round 123
65Art Vandelay_Season 21, Round 1273
66Gee DubSeason 21, Round 159
67QsSeason 21, Round 151
68RookiepickSeason 22, Round 1244
69Jezmiester40Season 22, Round 1208
70Ko_KoSeason 22, Round 174
71FkascSeason 22, Round 171
72Jack BradleySeason 22, Round 145
73Jay-ZSeason 22, Round 143
74FerballSeason 22, Round 124
75SaintbillySeason 22, Round 426
76ReggieSeason 23, Round 183
77NoidenousSeason 23, Round 153
78The Greatest AvaSeason 23, Round 152
79GameofsloanesSeason 23, Round 17
80Collins-Langford-AyresSeason 23, Round 11
81JoshWoodenSpoonSeason 23, Round 2183
82Avishka5Season 23, Round 234
83Matt_BasSeason 23, Round 219
84OFFtheBALLSeason 23, Round 832
85Tim_SaintsSeason 23, Round 828
86Ru_Season 23, Round 1423
87LeverpullerSeason 24, Round 138
88TommycashSeason 25, Round 1139
89Its ManbearpigSeason 25, Round 197
90DapperDonSeason 25, Round 132
91MarvSeason 25, Round 117
92BoomerrooSeason 25, Round 16
93Gym4LifeSeason 25, Round 430
94Test TickleSeason 26, Round 1156
95KdavvaSeason 26, Round 155
96Farm BoySeason 26, Round 131
97CaloschwabySeason 26, Round 129
98BarrybranSeason 26, Round 126
99Jatz14Season 26, Round 117
100MagpienatoSeason 26, Round 113
101Back One OutSeason 26, Round 14
102CincinnatusSeason 26, Round 13
103TandySeason 26, Round 667
104SilvacometSeason 26, Elimination Final1
105MWPPSeason 27, Round 1156
106Ok BoomerSeason 27, Round 194
107FizzlerSeason 27, Round 177
108XenxenSeason 27, Round 154
109Ressies BushPigSeason 27, Round 311
110SausagesSeason 27, Round 414
111Hawks1994Season 28, Round 132
112YatmaxSeason 28, Round 110
113Kelpie_XSeason 28, Round 110
114Rioli8217Season 28, Round 18
115Chat PileSeason 28, Round 244
116CapSeason 29, Round 1131
117Lemon BoiSeason 29, Round 128
118Uncle_LeoSeason 29, Round 120
119TgrsSeason 29, Round 118
120MetalcrusherSeason 29, Round 1142
121I Dont CareSeason 30, Round 1113
122Millky95Season 30, Round 1113
123MuddiemooseSeason 30, Round 1105
124TonySeason 30, Round 197
125GueroSeason 30, Round 146
126BipolarbearSeason 30, Round 119
127U2TigersSeason 30, Round 116
128VandersSeason 30, Round 12
129Bl4KeSeason 31, Round 120
130Cuzz09Season 31, Round 119
131DupogiSeason 31, Round 11
132KazzfkhSeason 31, Round 11
133IndoistrikuSeason 31, Round 22
134Electronic_RenaissanceSeason 32, Round 177
135TerrybullSeason 32, Round 132
136ThetickSeason 32, Round 435
137Campaigner for goodSeason 32, Round 740
138Senor MSeason 33, Round 156
139SupersunsSeason 33, Round 134
140King_SteeleSeason 33, Round 124
141GrinSeason 34, Round 126
142HawkpatrolSeason 34, Round 113
143RonnieravenSeason 35, Round 133
144Shadow ManSeason 35, Round 116
145CountryladSeason 35, Round 113
1464CunningTonneTruckSeason 35, Round 16
147JosemourinhoSeason 36, Round 117
148ChipmunkSeason 37, Round 10
 

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Round 1 - Sunday 4th February, 2024
Ophidian Old Boys v Las Vegas Bears

Round 2 - Sunday, 11 February 2024
Gumbies FFC v Las Vegas Bears

Round 3 - Sunday, 18 February 2024 (Heritage Round)
Las Vegas Bears v Gold City Royals

Round 4 - Sunday, 25 February 2024
Las Vegas Bears v Fighting Furies

Round 5 - Sunday, 3 March 2024
Baghdad Bombers v Las Vegas Bears

Round 6 - Sunday, 10 March 2024
Coney Island Warriors v Las Vegas Bears

Round 7 - Sunday, 17 March 2024
Sin City Swamprats v Las Vegas Bears

Round 8 - Sunday, 24 March 2024
Las Vegas Bears v Roys FFC

Round 9 - Sunday, 31 March 2024
Las Vegas Bears v East Side Hawks

Round 10 - Sunday, 7 April 2024
Dragons FFC v Las Vegas Bears

Round 11 - Sunday, 14 April 2024
Las Vegas Bears v BYE

Round 12 - Sunday, 21 April 2024
Las Vegas Bears v Mount Buller Demons

Round 13 - Sunday, 28 April 2024
West Coast Wonders v Las Vegas Bears

Round 14 - Friday Night, 3rd May
Las Vegas Bears v Gumbies FFC

Round 16 - Sunday, 12 May 2024
Las Vegas Bears v Dragons FFC

Round 18 - Friday Night 17 May
Las Vegas Bears v Sin City Swamprats

Round 20 - Sunday, 26 May 2024
Roys FFC v Las Vegas Bears

Finals Week One - Sunday, 2 June 2024

Finals Week Two - Sunday, 9 June 2024

Finals Week Three - Sunday, 16 June 2024

Finals Week Four - Sunday, 23 June 2024
 

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In S29, a young British Chipmunk who was homesick for his Aussie home away from home gate-crashed into the world of Sweet. After being scouted out by several teams and after much deliberation, Chippy landed at East Side. His lack of need for sleep and little-known tendency to sparkle in the sun made him attractive to other clubs including the Vampires, but he stayed on, becoming the King of Discord, Captain, and remaining a strategic Chess/Werewolf Champion. A star of the league, Chippy collected three All-SFA selections and four top 20 beez finishes in just 5 complete seasons whilst being the face of a magical rebrand by day and running the glamorous ChippyBet by night. Chippy's retirement at his peak in S34 sent shockwaves throughout the competition, even amongst those of us who were warned that it was coming.

A year later, the opportunity to play alongside multiple friends whilst being compensated handsomely with a deal worth 4,444,444,444 nuts with a SALON allowance was too good to refuse, even after paying out his many fans who had taken up the long ChippyBet odds offered for a comeback. Therefore on the eve of the S37 season thanks to the hard work from Barely Legal/Pawly Represented and 'favourable' qoin/nut conversion rates, Las Vegas proudly announces its merger with ChippyBet.

Welcome aboard Chipmunk. Let's play!


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Reminiscing about the old podcast. Was an absolute nervous wreck, got the call up last minute. Had no idea. Should bring it back. Alot of work though. Loonerty

My favourite part was when you admitted to not having listened to JoshWoodenSpoon 's poddy and musing why you weren't invited on

I agree that the Bombers would be an Eggplant emoji, even now
Pineapple is my favourite fruit so it's only fitting that it's our fruit, even now. Prickly on the outside, sweet/succulent on the inside
 
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Currently, there are a few media pieces floating around made by our Bears teammates. Feel free to check them out.

MWPP is running her Q-Score competition this season. You don't have to do anything to compete other than tell her you want to be involved.

Tandy is taking a trip down memory lane revisiting some memorable moments in time

Cap is celebrating his 200th game this weekend, show the big fella some love.
 
This is exciting, looking forward to the weekend and pulling on the famous Bears guernsey for the first time and for S37.

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BEARS SUFFER NARROW DEFEAT TO OLD BOYS

Season 37 began in high spirits, with the Bears looking to go one step better than the Grand Final performance and win the big one. First up, a trip to Spotswood to meet the S35 winners, the Old Boys.

In warm conditions it was Jezmiester40 who got the first point on the board, and then the first goal from Millky95 . We were off and running! However, despite a futher goal from Electronic_Renaissance , we slipped to a 13 point deficit by the end of the quarter. The Old Boys started quickly in the following term but we came back, and were only behind by 17 at half time. A big team talk was needed.

It didn't seem to have an impact, as the third quarter followed a similar story. We slipped to a 6 goal deficit before Cap , Millky95 and JoseMourinho brought us back to only 15 points behind at the end of the third quarter. We needed a hero.

Jezmiester40 stepped up and raised his hand. Two goals and we were level! Unfortunately, games do not end in the middle of the fourth quarter and the Old Boys got the last couple of goals to win 13.5 (83) to 10.12 (72).

Cap and Millky95 scored 3, whilst Art Vandelay_ and Test Tickle had 24 touches. Matera92 got fouled the most.

Next week is the 400th game for the Bears and we're up against the Gumbies. Let's celebrate it with a win!

Cap I Dont Care Jezmiester40 Tommycash Grin Art Vandelay_ RonnieRaven Senor M Tandy guero Electronic_Renaissance Test Tickle RookiePick tony Muddiemoose Shadow Man kane249 MWPP CountryLad Matera92 Dingster Fizzler Chipmunk JoseMourinho Millky95 HawkPatrol JoshWoodenSpoon Ted Lasso
 
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Well, my fine furry friends, let's gather 'round for a heart-to-heart about our season opener against the Old Boys. Now, we may have tripped a bit during our opening dance with the Old Boys, but as they say, even the most graceful bears stumble on the dance floor. And remember Rome, my friends, wasn't built in a day, and neither are those legendary premiership seasons we dream of.

Our accuracy at goal, well, let's just say it was like trying to hit a bullseye with a blindfold on; entertaining, maybe, but not exactly the precision we were aiming for. I swear, even the goalposts couldn't help but have a little chuckle each time the ball went gallivanting off in its own direction.

On a brighter note, wasn't it something special to witness our newest Bear, Chipmunk, hit the field? Now, I know he may be small in stature, but that chipmunk's got more heart than a bear in the deepest of hibernation. Talk about determination in a pint sized package!

I still believe, my Bears. I believe in each and every one of you. I believe in the journey we're on, navigating the highs and lows of this wild and unpredictable season. With a bit of practice, dedication, and the right mindset, those goalposts won't just be chuckling, they'll be quaking in their boots. Onward, my Bears, to the next chapter of this grand adventure!

So, let's lace up those footy boots, put on our game faces, and show the world what the Bears are truly made of. Believe in yourselves, believe in each other, and let's make this season one for the history books!
Onward, my mighty Bears!​
 
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BEARS SUFFER NARROW DEFEAT TO OLD BOYS

Season 37 began in high spirits, with the Bears looking to go one step better than the Grand Final performance and win the big one. First up, a trip to Spotswood to meet the S35 winners, the Old Boys.

In warm conditions it was Jezmiester40 who got the first point on the board, and then the first goal from Millky95 . We were off and running! However, despite a futher goal from Electronic_Renaissance , we slipped to a 13 point deficit by the end of the quarter. The Old Boys started quickly in the following term but we came back, and were only behind by 17 at half time. A big team talk was needed.

It didn't seem to have an impact, as the third quarter followed a similar story. We slipped to a 6 goal deficit before Cap , Millky95 and JoseMourinho brought us back to only 15 points behind at the end of the third quarter. We needed a hero.

Jezmiester40 stepped up and raised his hand. Two goals and we were level! Unfortunately, games do not end in the middle of the fourth quarter and the Old Boys got the last couple of goals to win 13.5 (83) to 10.12 (72).

Cap and Millky95 scored 3, whilst Art Vandelay_ and Test Tickle had 24 touches. Matera92 got fouled the most.

Next week is the 400th game for the Bears and we're up against the Gumbies. Let's celebrate it with a win!

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I had 24 touches before we ran out.
 
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Well, my fine furry friends, let's gather 'round for a heart-to-heart about our season opener against the Old Boys. Now, we may have tripped a bit during our opening dance with the Old Boys, but as they say, even the most graceful bears stumble on the dance floor. And remember Rome, my friends, wasn't built in a day, and neither are those legendary premiership seasons we dream of.

Our accuracy at goal, well, let's just say it was like trying to hit a bullseye with a blindfold on; entertaining, maybe, but not exactly the precision we were aiming for. I swear, even the goalposts couldn't help but have a little chuckle each time the ball went gallivanting off in its own direction.

On a brighter note, wasn't it something special to witness our newest Bear, Chipmunk, hit the field? Now, I know he may be small in stature, but that chipmunk's got more heart than a bear in the deepest of hibernation. Talk about determination in a pint sized package!

I still believe, my Bears. I believe in each and every one of you. I believe in the journey we're on, navigating the highs and lows of this wild and unpredictable season. With a bit of practice, dedication, and the right mindset, those goalposts won't just be chuckling, they'll be quaking in their boots. Onward, my Bears, to the next chapter of this grand adventure!

So, let's lace up those footy boots, put on our game faces, and show the world what the Bears are truly made of. Believe in yourselves, believe in each other, and let's make this season one for the history books!
Onward, my mighty Bears!​
So, you're back, while I never left. I'm not sure I totally agree with the decision, but we are stuck with you for now.

You shall have my support, until you lose it.
 
Las Vegas Bears 400 Game Milestone
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This weekend marks a significant milestone for the Las Vegas Bears as we step onto the field for our 400th Sweet FA game in our 23rd season. The journey so far has been nothing short of remarkable.

Founded by hilly in Season 5, the Las Vegas Bears faced early challenges, finishing second last with 9 wins in our debut SFA season. However, Season 6 saw a turning point as the Bears made their first finals appearance, finishing 7th in the regular season. Despite reaching the grand final, we narrowly lost to the Swamprats by 17 points. Season 7 took a downturn with the Bears finishing 3rd last, and the club went into recess due to player shortages and inactivity.

In Season 17, pantskyle and Broken joined forces with plans to revive the Bears, and Season 18 marked our return to the SFA, playing at our new and still home ground, the Stadium in the Sky. Unfortunately, it was a tough comeback, resulting in the Bears securing their first and only wooden spoon (not of the Josh variety).

Over the next three seasons, the Bears made appearances in the finals but faced early exits in weeks 1 or 2 of the finals series. The highlight came in Season 22 when the Bears achieved their highest up till then regular season finish of 3rd position. Despite a crushing defeat by 69 points against the Warriors in the first week of the finals, the Bears would get on a roll, winning the Semi Final against the Wonders by 3 points. Subsequently, clinching the preliminary final against the Royals by 2 points and went on to secure their first and only Premiership in a thrilling 2 point Grand Final win against the Dragons. Among the champions of that historic day, six players; Art Vandelay_, Dingster, Jezmiester40, kane249, Matera92 and RookiePick still stand strong in today's squad.

The following five seasons witnessed consistent finals appearances, with a heart wrenching loss in S27's grand final against the Swamprats by 3 points. However, the Bears faced a challenging streak, missing the finals or exiting in week 1 of finals for the next eight seasons until S36. In a significant turnaround, the Bears snapped a 5 game finals losing streak, securing a spot in the S36 Grand Final. Unfortunately, the Gumbies proved too formidable for us.

As we celebrate this remarkable journey, here's to the next 400 games of triumphs, challenges, and the enduring spirit of the Las Vegas Bears! Thank you to all the players who have been part of this incredible journey.

Las Vegas Bears Record Holders
Games: kane249 - 328
Goals: Jezmiester40 - 288
Hitouts: brahj - 517
Kicks: Matera92 - 2660
Marks: kane249 - 1065
Handballs: Matera92 - 2400
Disposals: Matera92 - 5060
Tackles: Matera92 & Millky95 - 548
Frees For: Dingster - 380
Frees Against: Matera92 - 338
Behinds: Jezmiester40 - 173
DT Points: Matera92 - 19129
Most Donuts (Games recording 0 in all stats ): hilly - 12 Games
Mateflon Medals: Cap - 3
Mobbs Medal Votes: Millky95 - 82 Votes
Wins: 185
Draws: 3
Losses: 211

Unfortunately I couldn't find Game High Records for all the stats.
Hitouts: hilly - 27
Kicks: clucas91 - 28
Handballs: @blueworms - 33 (Also League Record)
Disposals: Matera92 - 45 (Also League Record)
Tackles: Tommycash - 17
DT Points: clucas91 - 178
Goals: Art Vandelay_ & Broken - 10

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