10 Reasons why Power fans are jealous of the Crows

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Not once have i ever been jelous of crows supporters. I pity them maybe even feel sorry for them that they are are so deluded to even think that their club is any better than ours. You have more supporters? Well that simply because you were in the league first and have been here longer. When you started you were the flavour of the month every jumped on board and they are still hanging on. You have more money? again more supporters=more money yet the way you spend it is questionable partying in a barn and training in a paddock. You have won more premierships? based on that fact West Coast is Jealous of Carlton, Brisbane is Jealous of Essendon and the Crows are jelous Collingwood. You beat us in a final? as you should of, you were favourites for the premiership and we fell into the finals, great good stuff then what happened oh right you lost to west coast and put the noose around your neck and this year that noose tightened just a little bit. Oh and heres an idea try being the best team in the league, finish top, win each final then beat the best team ever to play the game in the GF, i tell you thats a feeling not just surprise the competition and arse your way to glory just ask anyone which premiership has more credibility. I could go on and on. What im trying to say is that we could not be jelous of a club that bought its way into the AFL not earned it has a supporter base with an aveage age of fifty five most of whom are incontinent and has supporters who have post when they have little idea of what they are talking about and post poorly thought and and researched ideas.
 
Hmm, that must mean that Andrew Jarman is just plain pathetic, because I recall he missed a shot from about 15-20m out, much better angle that Motlop had, and Jarman missed, and cost the Cows a spot in a Grand Final.

You wanna call Motlop crap? Fine, just remember that one of your "All-Time greats" did something exactly the same, only worse.

Andrew Jarman is not one of our all time greats. We lost that final by 11 points, and it wasnt after the siren. Andrew mcleod had a similar shot to Motlop many years back and drilled it like a true champion would, or did you forget that part? Motlop is crap. You know as well as i do that I could have kicked that and you could have kicked that. It is unaccaeptable to miss from there at AFL level. In fact, I reckon I could have kicked that blindfolded, or with a drop kick :D
 

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Andrew Jarman is not one of our all time greats. We lost that final by 11 points, and it wasnt after the siren. Andrew mcleod had a similar shot to Motlop many years back and drilled it like a true champion would, or did you forget that part? Motlop is crap. You know as well as i do that I could have kicked that and you could have kicked that. It is unaccaeptable to miss from there at AFL level. In fact, I reckon I could have kicked that blindfolded, or with a drop kick :D

so you could use yourself to kick it
 
Not once have i ever been jelous of crows supporters.

I pity them maybe even feel sorry for them that they are are so deluded to even think that their club is any better than ours. You have more supporters? Well that simply because you were in the league first and have been here longer. When you started you were the flavour of the month every jumped on board and they are still hanging on. You have more money? again more supporters=more money yet the way you spend it is questionable partying in a barn and training in a paddock. You have won more premierships? based on that fact West Coast is Jealous of Carlton, Brisbane is Jealous of Essendon and the Crows are jelous Collingwood. You beat us in a final? as you should of, you were favourites for the premiership and we fell into the finals, great good stuff then what happened oh right you lost to west coast and put the noose around your neck and this year that noose tightened just a little bit. Oh and heres an idea try being the best team in the league, finish top, win each final then beat the best team ever to play the game in the GF, i tell you thats a feeling not just surprise the competition and arse your way to glory just ask anyone which premiership has more credibility. I could go on and on. What im trying to say is that we could not be jelous of a club that bought its way into the AFL not earned it has a supporter base with an aveage age of fifty five most of whom are incontinent and has supporters who have post when they have little idea of what they are talking about and post poorly thought and and researched ideas.

If you are not going to be truthful then you have no credibility. You cant honestly tell me when the Crows won in 97/98 you werent jealous? Ports first 2 years in the comp coincided with Crows flags, didnt you wish it was your team that won the flags?

The other teams comparisons dont count. We are bitter rivals, those other teams you mentioned are just competitors.

So winning back to back flags is a fluke? We may have surprised them in 97 but in 98? Plus we won finals interstate which gives it even more creditability. If you ever get to win back to back in the AFL I can assure you its a great feeling.

You are questioning the character of Crows supporters because some of them are old? Well latest Auskick figures show a growing support for the Crows and Ports numbers dropping. Soon Ports supporters base will be over the hill and with no new blood coming. I can imagine the crowds now.....
 
1. Rhett Biglands is an even bigger, scarier looking meathead than Dean Brogan
2. Mark Ricciuto scored 73 on his IQ test whereas Warren could only spell his first name at the top of the page and scored 0
3. Lleyton Hewitt barracks for the Crows
4. A crow looks more like a magpie than a lightning bolt
5. Crows supporters wear moccasins on both feet
6. The Crows have more history: 16 years compared to 10 years
7. There are more feral, bleach-blond bogans playing for Adelaide than Port
8. Crows fans sip chardonnay and eat lunch from the boot of their Commodore before a game. Port fans spend the pre-game trying to unjam the boot of their hotted up Torana and get their mates out.
9. Crows fans get to yell "Ooh Ooh" after they sing "our determination grows" whereas Port fans have to sing "Stop stop stop" and "Top top top"
10. Adelaide choke in 2006 and 2005, yet Port are still remembered as the biggest chokers
 
Careful now. You don't want to be accused of 'personal slander'.

Oh, hang on. You weren't talking to Mr. Ultra-Precious Rory. Nevermind, carry on.

Do you have OCD jmorg? It seems like you can't come up with a new line until you've repeated something 100 times.
 
1. Rhett Biglands is an even bigger, scarier looking meathead than Dean Brogan
2. Mark Ricciuto scored 73 on his IQ test whereas Warren could only spell his first name at the top of the page and scored 0
3. Lleyton Hewitt barracks for the Crows
4. A crow looks more like a magpie than a lightning bolt
5. Crows supporters wear moccasins on both feet
6. The Crows have more history: 16 years compared to 10 years
7. There are more feral, bleach-blond bogans playing for Adelaide than Port
8. Crows fans sip chardonnay and eat lunch from the boot of their Commodore before a game. Port fans spend the pre-game trying to unjam the boot of their hotted up Torana and get their mates out.
9. Crows fans get to yell "Ooh Ooh" after they sing "our determination grows" whereas Port fans have to sing "Stop stop stop" and "Top top top"
10. Adelaide choke in 2006 and 2005, yet Port are still remembered as the biggest chokers

You're kidding me on number 3, aren't you? You'd rather have Osama bin Laden as your number one supporter than Lleylley. The rest are trite.
 

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1. Rhett Biglands is an even bigger, scarier looking meathead than Dean Brogan
2. Mark Ricciuto scored 73 on his IQ test whereas Warren could only spell his first name at the top of the page and scored 0
3. Lleyton Hewitt barracks for the Crows
4. A crow looks more like a magpie than a lightning bolt
5. Crows supporters wear moccasins on both feet
6. The Crows have more history: 16 years compared to 10 years
7. There are more feral, bleach-blond bogans playing for Adelaide than Port
8. Crows fans sip chardonnay and eat lunch from the boot of their Commodore before a game. Port fans spend the pre-game trying to unjam the boot of their hotted up Torana and get their mates out.
9. Crows fans get to yell "Ooh Ooh" after they sing "our determination grows" whereas Port fans have to sing "Stop stop stop" and "Top top top"
10. Adelaide choke in 2006 and 2005, yet Port are still remembered as the biggest chokers

About No3 Lleytons daughter MIA is actually M.I.A. as in Missing In Action inreference to the way his career has gone since he started seeing Bec.
 
Crow's pre season training is off to a great start.

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15. (or whatever we're up to): We don't have "the minibus" in charge of our team. ("He's only half a coach" :p ).
16. We dont have soft option snipers like lonie, rodan and formerly pickett, dew etc in our team *ROFL*
17. Two words, club culture. (I didnt say History I said Culture-AND while we're on that, please make up your minds. If you want to recruit new fans you say you're a new club but if you want to ge the magpie supporters onside then you say Port Power is an extension of the magpies! I don't really care but please just pick a side and stick to it:confused: )
 

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