Backfire Which AFL team are the biggest chokers of the 21st century

[AvantGardener]

That’s the time between posts numb nuts

Sorry I broke you

Are you ****ing simple?

Thats obviously a rhetorical question. I know the answer

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Are you so head ****ed you wake up at 4am thinking about me?

No need to answer, rhetorical question

 

[AvantGardener]

Are you so head ****ed you wake up at 4am thinking about me?

No need to answer, rhetorical question

Do you keep a spreadsheet of my post times?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

No need

It was even 2am Tuesday morning.

Unfortunately melatonin isnt very effective for me so I login to read about BayflX. Usually makes me fall asleep in no time

 

[Mr Blicavs]

Of course they know it you ****ing idiot

So is it a choke? What was the game high lead?

Was it 9 goals?

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lol @ tagging Mrs. Blicavs might see it in 12 months

Hey man... hows things

 

[Mr Blicavs]

Do you keep a spreadsheet of my post times?

He likes a stalk does our spreaders

 

[AvantGardener]

He likes a stalk does our spreaders

His defiant response to keeping spreadsheets of my post times was to quote a post of mine from months ago. Yeah, that really proved he doesn't keep tabs on me!!!

 

[Mr Blicavs]

His defiant response to keeping spreadsheets of my post times was to quote a post of mine from months ago. Yeah, that really proved he doesn't keep tabs on me!!!

Thats our spreaders

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I live rent free in that campaigner’s head

Hey man... hows things

Hi PUS

Fancy seeing you here after a Geelol win

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

LOLions: watch us choke a 33 point first quarter lead lol



geeLOL: hold my beer

 

[frggr]

Has there been another team blow a 5 goal lead in a Grand Final?

Lost 2 games all year and then choke in 2011 grand final

5 failed grand finals

Ah yes, the unbeatable Collingwood team who only lost 3 games that year. All to the "too old, too slow" Cats.

Similar to the 2022 flag, actually. Collingwood red hot but snotted by the Cats on the way to a flag and....wait that happened in 2009 too.

Lollingwood. What an embarrassing organisation

 

[frggr]

I mean, in terms of choking. All we've been hearing for the past 3 seasons is how good Collingwood are.

They crashed out in 2022, Bradburyed a flag last year and this year they're not even making the grade in the most even season we've seen in ages, with 17 home games and an allegedly well balanced list and coach who apparently shits gold.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Now do every other team I’ll start you off:

Since 2011 we’ve been hearing about how GeeLOL are the greatest team of all because they make finals more often than not (weird flex when you only have 10 cups)

But they crashed out of finals in all but 2 years since, choked a GF against the current wooden spooners, fluked an * flag then had the worst premiership defense ever - all with the best cheat ground in the league and their own people pulling the levers at AFL house



Can’t wait to hear Essendone and Carltank in particular. Welfare too

 

[AvantGardener]

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Ladies and germs, the July premiers, recipients of countless #1 picks and spoons, with no fewer than 2 Coleman medallists on their list

 

[AvantGardener]

Ladies and germs, the July premiers, recipients of countless #1 picks and spoons, with no fewer than 2 Coleman medallists on their list

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Injury troll. Wouldnt expect anything less from you

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

lol shut up D/H

You’ll have plenty of chances to trot out the #carltonhaveinjuries excuse over the offseason

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

*Won the minor premiership with a game in hand
*Best % in the league
*Finished H&A on a 5 game winning streak
*Won their first two finals to be the first team to qualify for the GF

Then choked it by 10 goals



Their GF record this century now sits at 2-5 including 3 losses by 10+ goals and the last 4 on the trot - every one from the top 4 and 3 as minor premiers

I present the biggest chokers of the century:

 

[NetworkNerd]

*Won the minor premiership with a game in hand
*Best % in the league
*Finished H&A on a 5 game winning streak
*Won their first two finals to be the first team to qualify for the GF

Then choked it by 10 goals

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Their GF record this century now sits at 2-5 including 3 losses by 10+ goals and the last 4 on the trot - every one from the top 4 and 3 as minor premiers

I present the biggest chokers of the century:

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The club is broken. Fans, supporters, coaches. Broken

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

About time

 

[Jazny]

You have to be good to choke. This rules out Essendon, Carlton, Adelaide, Gold Coast, Norf.

It is obviously Sydney, good team that embarrasses itself in every GF. Imagine if your team lost to Sydney in a grand final. LOL Hawf and West Choke.