AFL Player #11: Jade Gresham

[Beerfish]

Contract: Unrestricted Free Agent 2026
My Boy Draft 2024: Pick 28, mcgrath_truther

 

[WindyHillZephyr]

Could he grow his hair out? I would love master swordsman Inigo to play for us.

 

[eth-dog]

Could he grow his hair out? I would love master swordsman Inigo to play for us.

Any 6 fingered men out there?

 

[astrowizzle]

100% convinced that in not convinced on him as a player

 

[Gumby2Hurley]

Geez he must’ve hurt aints fan this year. They were twerking about how good he was until this year.

 

[MiguelM]

 

[MarkJohnson#1]

Can't have enough natural footballers IMO, particularly when we lack so many in our forward line. I look forward to seeing him prove all you pessimists wrong...

 

[Keystone agony]

Yes hes our best small forward now

Whether hes taking up too much salary cap for his output will be determined over the next 5 years

Happy to pay a bit extra over the avg salary of 520k to avoid using draft capital equal to that of a mid 20s picks

 

[Zach Package]

Jade 'Caterpillars' Gresham

 

[Bill Crouse]

Geez he must’ve hurt aints fan this year. They were twerking about how good he was until this year.

I think you will understand once you have seen a few dozen of his kicks inside 50, which are somehow always to the advantage of the defenders. Good luck though, and take good care of his eyebrows. It is not well known, but our debt is actually mostly from paying for the maintenance and care of Gresh's eyebrows.

Money well spent obviously, even now.

 

[DERO]

I think you will understand once you have seen a few dozen of his kicks inside 50, which are somehow always to the advantage of the defenders. Good luck though, and take good care of his eyebrows. It is not well known, but our debt is actually mostly from paying for the maintenance and care of Gresh's eyebrows.

Money well spent obviously, even now.

Strangely good whine do these sour grapes make.

 

[Nifft]

Geez he must’ve hurt aints fan this year. They were twerking about how good he was until this year.

They must've been pretty happy...

 

[BratPack]

Not sold. But I'll give him a chance

 

[Red Black and Blue]

Happy hes here. Hope we make him a permanent small forward and dont try to run him much in the middle. As a perm forward I think hes capable of a 40ish goal year.

 

[Run and carry]

His Youtube highlights make him look like Peter Daicos. But quite honestly he does have some special talent.

 

[ScrappyCoCo]

I think he is an absolute jet. Had a down year, but he would not be the only person in history that wasn't operating at 100% once he began to fall out of love with his club/position. Hoping he tears it up for us and shocks a few along the way. Go well Jade.

 

[mike ross]

Massive upgrade on Snelling

 

[Howard Moon]

 

[MiguelM]

What is his running speed like?

Looking at his clips looks to be superior to Snelling/Guelfi. If it is them that will bring Menzie into the game more IMO. Hopefully he is better at keeping the ball in the forward line too.

 

[TheUnicorn]

watching his highlights makes me want Wanganeen-Milera

 

[Duckworth]

 

[jannissary]

watching his highlights makes me want Wanganeen-Milera

i've said it a few times but i think that he's st kilda's most important player, uses the ball well, has the footy smarts.

he's gonna be a jet in the next few seasons

 

[Milanista28]

Jade Gresham

11

Jade Gresham

Age

27

Ht

177cm

Wt

81kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.4

4star

K

10.2

4star

HB

7.2

4star

M

3.2

3star

T

2.7

4star

G

1.1

4star

D

17.5

4star

K

10.8

4star

HB

6.8

4star

M

2.1

2star

T

2.0

3star

G

0.5

4star

D

11.8

3star

K

6.0

3star

HB

5.8

4star

M

2.6

3star

T

3.4

5star

G

0.4

3star

winning an Anzac day medal is something that really interests me.

 

[carnthedons]

 

[Schnitzengruben]

Costs us nothing and will give us a solid 35 goal a year forward option. No brainer decision.

Welcome aboard Margaret!

 

[Pweter]

I think you will understand once you have seen a few dozen of his kicks inside 50, which are somehow always to the advantage of the defenders.

Sounds like he'll fit right in.