1st Ashes Test England v Australia June 16-20 1930hrs @ Edgbaston

[MJG14]

Yeah... that's negative bowling

But isn't Bazball all about positivity and intent?

 

[Sir_Loin]

Usman should be 900+

 

[Bedi]

Stokes wearing a helmet now, not often you see a captain wearing a helmet in the field.

WG Grace would be rofl in his grave

 

[dumb]

I’d have gone with The Lashes - the Lady Ashes.

I mean they aren’t ‘Ladies’ anymore but ya know….take it as a compliment love.

Gashes? Girl Ashes...

 

[Peter Bixley]

Enjoying this. It's taking petrol out of the English tank. If we can get our noses in front and pass 400 then English heads will drop.

 

[Belnakor]

Australia getting a meaty 1st innings lead will make Stokes regret that rash and reckless declaration on day 1.

Looking worse and worse every minute. Ridiculous move tbh

 

[Corkintheocean]

Why the Ashes?
Why couldn't it just have been something, anything else and done it's own thing.
Like the vast majority watching this, I have zero interest in the "women's ashes" - and get tired of getting told how it's "just as important" yadayada

Agree.

They should call the series 'The Mysogynist's Tears' in honour of sooks like yourself who can't cope with the thought of women playing televised sport.

 

[Kram]

Still in and what’s the rush

But I'm bored.

 

[Maddo11]

Imagine being English. Shit weather. Cramped country. Major city is a cesspit. Brexit. British "food". Warm beer

Having to support the English national cricket and football teams

 

[Westend]

Stokes wearing a helmet now, not often you see a captain wearing a helmet in the field.

Need something to keep his enormous ego in

 

[ams4crows]

Stokes wearing a helmet now, not often you see a captain wearing a helmet in the field.

Respect, does seem like a great captain

 

[Southerntakeover]

Is it really body line? Theyre bowling 130km. It would be like us doing it with Marsh bowling.

Just seems like a waste of energy all round

Yeah sorry, to be clear, I'm not worried it's dangerous.

I just think it's cowardly surrender cricket. What happened to taking the game on?

 

[Ephemeral Hope]

For all the talk of leaving out Starc, perhaps not picking a second spinner on such a dry pitch might turn out to be the key. That said, I'm not even sure India would have turned up to this test preparing to play two spinners.

Todd murphy concussion sub?

 

[TigerCraig]

Imagine being English. s**t weather. Cramped country. Major city is a cesspit. Brexit. British "food". Warm beer

Having to support the English national cricket and football teams

Good breakfasts though. And the cider is good

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Khwaja is playing perfect test cricket

We're in a winning position, time to increase the scoring rate.

 

[Anzacpaul]

But but but...SaNdPaPeR

Mate bringing sandpaper onto the ground is ****ing horrible, there's never an excuse to try and justify it.

 

[Belnakor]

Need something to keep his enormous ego in

Big ego for the specialist captain. That bucket hat he was wearing yesterday made him look like an absolute flog

 

[Foucault1989]

I bet Broad and Robinson are loving bending their backs bowling short stuff on day 3 of the Ashes.

 

[Plugger35]

Nor a new zealander...

McCulllum maybe but I think he had ditched the keeping gloves when he became captain and I don't remember him wearing a helmet even as a keeper.

 

[Magma]

how many times would cummins have gotten out to short stuff?

 

[Hawks_4478]

Kwawaja is batting for a draw.

He’s been great; we would be f**ked without his innings

 

[TigerCraig]

Gashes? Girl Ashes...

The Washes, woukd scare the poms off

 

[Belnakor]

Respect, does seem like a great captain

Barely scored a run lately and rarely bowls so he’d want to be.

 

[Sir_Loin]

Cry me a river Ricky. Home teams have the advantage in prepping home decks

If they ****ed it up suck a bag of dicks

 

[MinerBoy]

Listen to dark clouds Ponting making commentary on the cricket ️


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