Who?Youze blokes are either the most generous fellas around or you’re all a bunch of dumb campaigners. You’ve left the Eagles best player for me to pick. I mean seriously gaiz... do you even football.
You may recall that there was only one player targeted by Geelong when we were interested. Remember when Geelong wanted a hundred first round picks and a bit of a wristy in the car park in exchange for Tim Kelly. They were also prepared to accept, one of our players. And there was only one player that the Eagles publicly stated was off limits.
With my selection, I choose the greatest Eagle of all time. A supporter of our club while growing up, and now a key member of our push for the next 12 premierships. The one... the only... the greatest...
Mr Jarrod Brander, ladies and gentlemen!!!!
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That's something only a person with a dirty mo would dohow bout you go and shove a pineapple up your ass.