Opinion 2021 Non-Crows AFL 3: Things Fall Apart!

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

 

[FR0GGY]

Can we get some arc vision to check if it was touched please.

 

[Gtowncrow]

Just go the Cricket World Cup route.

Scoring shot count

Disagree
If you're going to award the win surely it's got to be most goals. If teams are equal in goals at end of game then do a count back starting with most goals in last quarter, if still equal then third quarter and so forth back to the start of the game.
If they're equal still after all that then you need to get creative. Maybe the coaches can have foot race around the oval or something?

 

[RoweyThePainter]

Can we get some arc vision to check if it was touched please.

No spike on Edge? Confirm goal. Oh wait what?!

 

[Sanders]

Go eat chicken.

That’s a yes then.

One of the more absurd insults I’ve come across too

 

[RoweyThePainter]

Disagree
If you're going to award the win surely it's got to be most goals. If teams are equal in goals at end of game then do a count back starting with most goals in last quarter, if still equal then third quarter and so forth back to the start of the game.
If they're equal still after all that then you need to get creative. Maybe the coaches can have foot race around the oval or something?

A draw is a draw is a draw. If u cant beat your opponent in the alloted time ... its a draw. U get 2 points. Dry your tears with them.

 

[RoweyThePainter]

That’s a yes then.

One of the more absurd insults I’ve come across too

Unlike **** u u stupid **** **** off u campaigner?

 

[Brett Cummings]

That’s a yes then.

One of the more absurd insults I’ve come across too

I wasnt trying to insult you. I was politely saying **** off.

 

[Sanders]

I wasnt trying to insult you. I was politely saying fu** off.

C’mon Mick, do better

 

[FR0GGY]

So they won by a nose?

 

[Gtowncrow]

I hate that Toyota "gooder" ad. As if eloquence is not bad enuf . AmIRoite?!

The bestest they could come up with.

 

[spenze]

Draws

Goalkicking shoot out - yes/no?

Extra time instead - yes/no?

Leave it as is - yes/no?

Old fashioned box off.

Each team picks a representative, hands get taped up, bare knuckle shoot out

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

So they won by a nose?

Team photo afterwards

 

[RoweyThePainter]

The bestest they could come up with.

****ingest disgraciest

 

[RoweyThePainter]

Team photo afterwards

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Climb the ladder Monty

 

[Mr_Moogle]

Team photo afterwards

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Classic episode. **** I miss when the Simpsons used to be good.

 

[Bay62]

Start the game with a coin toss, finish it with one
Or Chanel AFL X and Rock Paper Scissors.

I interviewed Jason Gillespie at a function once.

Jokingly I said “We’ve gone from five day Tests to 50 over games to 20 over games, can you ever see a time when the captains just toss the coin - and that’s it, that’s the game?”

He said well somewhere overseas they’re playing five overs a side. All over and done with in an hour.

So coin toss or Rock Paper Scissors can’t be far off

 

[RoweyThePainter]

I interviewed Jason Gillespie at a function once.

Jokingly I said “We’ve gone from five day Tests to 50 over games to 20 over games, can you ever see a time when the captains just toss the coin - and that’s it, that’s the game?”

He said well somewhere overseas they’re playing five overs a side. All over and done with in an hour.

So coin toss or Rock Paper Scissors can’t be far off

It should be 30m out dead in front. No guy on goal line. 90% of players would fail.

 

[Scorpus]

It should be 30m out dead in front. No guy on goal line. 90% of players would fail.

30m out dead in front where the opposition gets to choose which player takes the shot

 

[MatthewB]

So that’s how you react when beating the Saints? Imagine how’d they’d react if they could actually beat a top 4 team..

Tom Morris called it their best win of the season tonight

 

[RoweyThePainter]

30m out dead in front where the opposition gets to choose which player takes the shot

No. Club chooses own.

To quote Curb Your Entusiasm "You will .. faaaiiillll"

I imagine Harry McKay. Ha. Zero chance of slotting one.

 

[RoweyThePainter]

Tom Morris called it their best win of the season tonight

It probably, almost certainly was. Which was better?

 

[Scorpus]

No. Club chooses own.

To quote Curb Your Entusiasm "You will .. faaaiiillll"

I imagine Harry McKay. Ha. Zero chance of slotting one.

Opposition club choosing a player would give that player no confidence and heap the pressure on because the opposition would pick someone they think will fail.

Would add some spice to it

 

[RoweyThePainter]

Opposition club choosing a player would give that player no confidence and heap the pressure on because the opposition would pick someone they think will fail.

Would add some spice to it

Mental health. Zero chance. I mean gee imagine playing in front of no fans. Panic attacks.

 

[Relaxed]

It should be 30m out dead in front. No guy on goal line. 90% of players would fail.

I think the AFL would hate this, as it would really shine a spotlight on how unskilled players are at one of their primary jobs.
Fans probably wouldn't mind it for the banter, but yeah, you'd get a few guys shinning it and failing to make the distance, and a few guys shanking it out on the full. Then some others who refuse to kick a drop punt and try to kick around their body and shank it in the opposite direction to the goals.

Even worse if you had a guy on the mark, he'd smother about 20% of the shots, even with his back turned.