Game 2023/24 Off Season Ladder (current leader Naarm)

[Dinsdale]

ok, lets get some clarity around this joint

The 2023/24 Off-Season Ladder

Points will be awarded thus:

Serious charges - 8 points, such as drugs, car smashes, assault, etc

Minor charges - 4 points, drunk and disorderly

Major Lulz - 2 points, like Essendon claiming they won trade week.

Minor Lols - 1 points, general idiocy (no Bay 13 denizens cannot win)

Current Ladder:

Melnaarrrm - 26 points
Norf - 16 points
Bullflogs - 8 points
Carlton - 4 points
GW$ - 4 points
BrisVega$ - 4 points

Events:
Melbin - 8 points, cocaine is a hell of a drug
CarLoLton - 4 points, trading in a player of dubious substance, allegedly
Melbin - 2 points, Clarry dont like wiping
Melbin - 2 points, Clarry does a clarko on a gyprock wall
Bullflogs - 8 points, 5.9millions reasons they are scum
Melbums - Clarry - 4 points driving while suspended (D/H), 2 points for saying training is too hard and going home early
Norf - Tarren Tomas, charged with porno pix 8 points and naughty driving 4 points
Norf - TT gets a loooong holiday, 4 points
Melbin - Joel Sniff, charged with trafficking coke, 8 points
Gw$ falafel, I bet they didn't gamble on that sponsorship going wrong, 4 points
Brisvega$, betting on TabCorp to get them a flag, 4 points

 

[Jazny]

It's 3 years for threatening to distribute an intimate image

He has already been to court for that and was #notconvicted. He isn't facing any criminal charges now, we don't know what he did but it has something to do with text messages.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Oh, I see

Probably threatening to distribute intimate images via text message then

 

[zackah]

He has already been to court for that and was #notconvicted. He isn't facing any criminal charges now, we don't know what he did but it has something to do with text messages.

Actually it has something to do with threatening women multiple times after going on a year long rehabilitation program to stop himself from checks notes

threatening women multiple times

 

[the avoca drover]

TT should’ve used chop sticks not texts.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Actually it has something to do with threatening women multiple times after going on a year long rehabilitation program to stop himself from checks notes

threatening women multiple times

Why is he getting like 5th and 6th chances at this stage.

 

[Mofra]

I will have to check what the maximum sentence for sending really mean text messages is.

Dying forget throwing a lamp at a woman's head in a hotel room.

 

[Mofra]

Why is he getting like 5th and 6th chances at this stage.

Because he's a footballer

 

[Jazny]

Dying forget throwing a lamp at a woman's head in a hotel room.

Or what he did to The Bont that one time

 

[Mofra]

Or what he did to The Bont that one time

One is a Premiership player, AFL captain earning a million a year.

The other is an unemployed woman abuser.

Great comparison

 

[Jazny]

One is a Premiership player, AFL captain earning a million a year.

The other is an unemployed woman abuser.

Great comparison

He is also an unemployed Bont soul destroyer. The glory days of a decade ago faded away in that moment for poor Marcus. His shoulders slumped in defeat. The only comfort he had was knowing he could cling to the distant distant past that night as he lay awake replaying the moment that Tarryn humiliated him infront of thousands of people!

 

[AvantGardener]

He is also an unemployed Bont soul destroyer. The glory days of a decade ago faded away in that moment for poor Marcus. His shoulders slumped in defeat. The only comfort he had was knowing he could cling to the distant distant past that night as he lay awake replaying the moment that Tarryn humiliated him infront of thousands of people!
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Whether its Tarryn Thomas or Tasmania you really love supporting things not in the AFL

 

[Jazny]

Whether its Tarryn Thomas or Tasmania you really love supporting things not in the AFL

Are Carlton in the AFL yet? I haven't noticed them in my lifetime. I hope your weird little suburb of Melbourne gets a team one day too, AG!

 

[AvantGardener]

Are Carlton in the AFL yet? I haven't noticed them in my lifetime. I hope your weird little suburb of Melbourne gets a team one day too, AG!

Filthy casuals dont even watch Prelims no wonder you dont have a team

 

[Jazny]

Filthy casuals dont even watch Prelims no wonder you dont have a team

I remember a team choking an enormous lead last year in Brisbane in a prelim and a fake Coleman medalist doing absolutely nothing. Was that Carlton?

 

[AvantGardener]

I remember a team choking an enormous lead last year in Brisbane in a prelim and a fake Coleman medalist doing absolutely nothing. Was that Carlton?

Such an interest in our club - so cute. Honestly couldn't tell you anything about the TFL

 

[masai tu]

Why is he getting like 5th and 6th chances at this stage.

Let’s face it, “elite” athletes get oodles of chances. They are covered in protective blankets, poor dears struggle to make coherent life decisions.

You say 5 or 6 chances, well look up the Cousins Case Study. We’ve only just begun.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Such an interest in our club - so cute. Honestly couldn't tell you anything about the TFL

Neither can I but I can still guarantee someone in the TFL has won a premiership this century

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Honorable mention for Fev racking up $26,000 in unpaid tolls and fines “driving to Yarrawonga”, thinking his bankruptcy declaration had voided them

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I think Smellbum are missing some points…



Dinsdale

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Even though Dinsdale has thrown in the towel on the Dreamon’s behalf, lolnorf’s angry midget still thinks they can win this

 

[Cyclops]

Worthy winners Naarm, we could all learn a lot from them. Might be the start of a dynasty.

My mob barely raised a yelp, De Goey did nothing and the club traded out rising star Ginnivan. Feel very flat rn, this is not the Collingwood way.

 

[Feraligatr]

When I see no Richmond

 

[Orange crush]

When I see no Richmond

Meh …. You’ve got Hopper for 6 more years on 750K. That should give you points each year he’s on your list

 

[LightTower4]

 

[Dinsdale]

Even though Dinsdale has thrown in the towel on the Dreamon’s behalf, lolnorf’s angry midget still thinks they can win this

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You're a towel.

No point, Melbums have won it hands down.