Game 2023/24 Off Season Ladder (current leader Naarm)

[Dinsdale]

ok, lets get some clarity around this joint

The 2023/24 Off-Season Ladder

Points will be awarded thus:

Serious charges - 8 points, such as drugs, car smashes, assault, etc

Minor charges - 4 points, drunk and disorderly

Major Lulz - 2 points, like Essendon claiming they won trade week.

Minor Lols - 1 points, general idiocy (no Bay 13 denizens cannot win)

Current Ladder:

Melnaarrrm - 26 points
Norf - 16 points
Bullflogs - 8 points
Carlton - 4 points
GW$ - 4 points
BrisVega$ - 4 points

Events:
Melbin - 8 points, cocaine is a hell of a drug
CarLoLton - 4 points, trading in a player of dubious substance, allegedly
Melbin - 2 points, Clarry dont like wiping
Melbin - 2 points, Clarry does a clarko on a gyprock wall
Bullflogs - 8 points, 5.9millions reasons they are scum
Melbums - Clarry - 4 points driving while suspended (D/H), 2 points for saying training is too hard and going home early
Norf - Tarren Tomas, charged with porno pix 8 points and naughty driving 4 points
Norf - TT gets a loooong holiday, 4 points
Melbin - Joel Sniff, charged with trafficking coke, 8 points
Gw$ falafel, I bet they didn't gamble on that sponsorship going wrong, 4 points
Brisvega$, betting on TabCorp to get them a flag, 4 points

 

[zackah]

^^Joel sniff disagrees

 

[Mofra]

^^Joel sniff disagrees

If only he had "lost the records" he'd be fine

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

What was the previous 'high score' (by STK I assume)? 26 points has got to be up there

That conversation was in regards to comparing Recreational drugs to PEDs

As I explained to you last time, coke taken in competition is a PED

 

[AvantGardener]

What was the previous 'high score' (by STK I assume)? 26 points has got to be up there



As I explained to you last time, coke taken in competition is a PED

Coke is not designed or taken as a PED. Its a small mostly irrelevant side effect.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Sure. And clenbuterol is an asthma treatment

 

[Dinsdale]

GW$ in the points for feeding the great unwashed with their gambling addiction by signing witha big betting agency as a sponsor

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

GW$ in the points for feeding the great unwashed with their gambling addiction by signing witha big betting agency as a sponsor

Better give some points to the Brions too then

Tabcorp maths: cut jersey logos, add three new teams

Tabcorp chooses to sign three new deals with sports teams as wagering advertising regulations loom; Radio industry muscles up; Foxtel’s content costs jump.

www.afr.com

 

[Dinsdale]

Better give some points to the Brions too then

Tabcorp maths: cut jersey logos, add three new teams

Tabcorp chooses to sign three new deals with sports teams as wagering advertising regulations loom; Radio industry muscles up; Foxtel’s content costs jump.

www.afr.com

That's behind a paywall

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

That's behind a paywall

What ban? NRL, AFL clubs sign gambling sponsorships

As a growing number of MPs spoke in favour of an all-out ban, betting giant Tabcorp this month inked deals with the Brisbane Broncos and Parramatta Eels.

www.smh.com.au

"Betting giant Tabcorp has been signing sponsorship deals with NRL and AFL clubs despite the firm’s boss saying this year that gambling advertising had “gone too far”. As a growing number of MPs spoke in favour of an all-out advertising ban, the bookmaker this month inked deals with the Brisbane Broncos and Parramatta Eels. It teamed up with the GWS Giants and Brisbane Lions this year".

- Published Dec 26, 2023


Off-topic: Meanwhile Tuggers and the Welfare claim to be part of the Victorian anti-gambling alliance but have crypto sponsors, which might as well be the same thing (as do Crom, Failmantle, Fold Coast and... GWS)

 

[Dinsdale]

What ban? NRL, AFL clubs sign gambling sponsorships

As a growing number of MPs spoke in favour of an all-out ban, betting giant Tabcorp this month inked deals with the Brisbane Broncos and Parramatta Eels.

www.smh.com.au

"Betting giant Tabcorp has been signing sponsorship deals with NRL and AFL clubs despite the firm’s boss saying this year that gambling advertising had “gone too far”. As a growing number of MPs spoke in favour of an all-out advertising ban, the bookmaker this month inked deals with the Brisbane Broncos and Parramatta Eels. It teamed up with the GWS Giants and Brisbane Lions this year".

- Published Dec 26, 2023


Off-topic: Meanwhile Tuggers and the Welfare claim to be part of the Victorian anti-gambling alliance but have crypto sponsors, which might as well be the same thing (as do Crom, Failmantle, Fold Coast and... GWS)

Well, that's points to Brisvegas then, who have no hope of catching Naaaarrrrmmn

 

[Orange crush]

GW$ in the points for feeding the great unwashed with their gambling addiction by signing witha big betting agency as a sponsor

Oi, dickhead, lions share the sponsorship equal points

 

[Dinsdale]

Oi, dickhead, lions share the sponsorship equal points

Mod abuse, enjoy your ban

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Mod abuse, enjoy your ban

Is there multiple points for losing to. North

 

[Orange crush]

Mod abuse, enjoy your ban

Abuse? That was autocorrect

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Is there multiple points for losing to. North

lolnorf should probably get points for taking it seriously

Sure we all fondly remember the time Carltank won the Wizard Cup and spoon in the same year

 

[Orange crush]

lolnorf should probably get points for taking it seriously

Sure we all fondly remember the time Carltank won the Wizard Cup and spoon in the same year

Indeed …. Giants resting a bunch tomorrow, watch the swines roll out a full team …. Farking minnows

 

[Mofra]

Coke is not designed or taken as a PED. Its a small mostly irrelevant side effect.

Appetite suppressant too - gotta get those skinfolds down

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Say bye bye Jazny

 

[zackah]

Sacked by Norf. Surely that's at least 20 points

 

[Orange crush]

Sacked by Norf. Surely that's at least 20 points

Dees should be forced to sign TT as a penalty to both

 

[Jazny]

We can pick up Tarryn for free in 2028! Thanks, Norf.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Is there multiple points for losing to. North

What about losing to 12th?

 

[Mofra]

We can pick up Tarryn for free in 2028! Thanks, Norf.

You think he'll get parole by then?

 

[Jazny]

You think he'll get parole by then?

I will have to check what the maximum sentence for sending really mean text messages is.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I will have to check what the maximum sentence for sending really mean text messages is.

It's 3 years for threatening to distribute an intimate image