Game 2023/24 Off Season Ladder (current leader Naarm)

[Dinsdale]

ok, lets get some clarity around this joint

The 2023/24 Off-Season Ladder

Points will be awarded thus:

Serious charges - 8 points, such as drugs, car smashes, assault, etc

Minor charges - 4 points, drunk and disorderly

Major Lulz - 2 points, like Essendon claiming they won trade week.

Minor Lols - 1 points, general idiocy (no Bay 13 denizens cannot win)

Current Ladder:

Melnaarrrm - 26 points
Norf - 16 points
Bullflogs - 8 points
Carlton - 4 points
GW$ - 4 points
BrisVega$ - 4 points

Events:
Melbin - 8 points, cocaine is a hell of a drug
CarLoLton - 4 points, trading in a player of dubious substance, allegedly
Melbin - 2 points, Clarry dont like wiping
Melbin - 2 points, Clarry does a clarko on a gyprock wall
Bullflogs - 8 points, 5.9millions reasons they are scum
Melbums - Clarry - 4 points driving while suspended (D/H), 2 points for saying training is too hard and going home early
Norf - Tarren Tomas, charged with porno pix 8 points and naughty driving 4 points
Norf - TT gets a loooong holiday, 4 points
Melbin - Joel Sniff, charged with trafficking coke, 8 points
Gw$ falafel, I bet they didn't gamble on that sponsorship going wrong, 4 points
Brisvega$, betting on TabCorp to get them a flag, 4 points

 

[zackah]

Has to be forever known as the Clarry Cup

 

[Feraligatr]

2 prestigious Wizard Cups

An honour you share with St. Kilda and we all know how that's going for them.

 

[FireKrakouer]

Clarry is just setting himself up for a career as a gangster rapper post footy career.

 

[the avoca drover]

The boy has had a top off season.
Well done l say.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Dinsdale any points for this?

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Clarry is just setting himself up for a career as a gangster rapper post footy career.

Gutted that Dodo couldn't get trade done.

 

[the avoca drover]

Gutted that Dodo couldn't get trade done.

Where you been?

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Where you been?

Camping at Avenel for a fortnight.
Never trust a thread about mid East politics controlled by insecure, immature girls.

 

[the avoca drover]

Camping at Avenel for a fortnight.
Never trust a thread about mid East politics controlled by insecure, immature girls.

The SRP board?
It’s a no go zone for normal people.

 

[FireKrakouer]

The SRP board?
It’s a no go zone for normal people.

I found out the hard way that the new policy there is that they ban on site anyone who isn't a meth-enjoying communist on the dole who beats off to photos of Stalin.

#concerning

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

"It's now been 4 days since Clayton Fallover - seen here impersonating Sloth from The Goonies - was
charged by police with unlicensed driving, and still Naarm haven't been given any points in the OP "

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

So, apparently Clay has been sleeping at Max’s house for some time, not sure exactly how long…

Was it 9 months perhaps?



You have to admit there’s a certain resemblance

 

[AvantGardener]

Oliver leaves training for 'medical' reasons.

Oliver leaves camp early amid fresh health concerns

Star midfielder 'taking a break'

wwos.nine.com.au

Olivers got this award in the bag

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

He’s really ramping up his Sloth impression too

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

So I reckon that’s another 4 points for being charged by police plus 2 for leaving camp early

Melnaarm looking unbeatable on 18

 

[Dinsdale]

So I reckon that’s another 4 points for being charged by police plus 2 for leaving camp early

Melnaarm looking unbeatable on 18

cant find that story anywhere else, you trust the HUN?

 

[Sqotty from office works]

So I reckon that’s another 4 points for being charged by police plus 2 for leaving camp early

Melnaarm looking unbeatable on 18

Points should be halved unless he's a stkilda player.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

cant find that story anywhere else, you trust the HUN?

There are 2 stories…

Charged by police for unlicensed driving

Demons star charged with driving on suspended licence

Clayton Oliver will face court next month after he was charged with driving while his licence was suspended due to medical grounds

www.afl.com.au

Left training camp early, as confirmed by the club

 

[Dinsdale]

There are 2 stories…

Charged by police for unlicensed driving

Demons star charged with driving on suspended licence

Clayton Oliver will face court next month after he was charged with driving while his licence was suspended due to medical grounds

www.afl.com.au

Left training camp early, as confirmed by the club

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well thats points then!

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

At least this will shut up all the dumbarse flogs who were complaining on socials at the time BuT hEs OnLy SuSpEnDeD fOr ThE OfFsEaSoN

 

[BringFevBack2021]

give us some points our mod has lost the plot and has the flag of a made up country as his avatar lmao

 

[Mofra]

give us some points our mod has lost the plot and has the flag of a made up country as his avatar lmao

Technically, all countries are made up

 

[BringFevBack2021]

Technically, all countries are made up

Can’t argue with that, still want point