Toast 2023 Swans Board Phantom Draft

[anotherletdown]

This should be interesting.... no biases here.

Let's see if O'Sullivan slides right into our lucky hands and/or Cleary slides into the 50's

 

[Bloods86]

If we get a bit of time to prepare, I'll take Port. But if it's going to be in the next few days, I don't know how much time I'll have to literally go through every mock draft/power ranking there is to find enough players to ensure I know 3 names to call.

Edit: Just give me Port. This is me now and at Port's 3 picks.

 

[Dubai Quacker]

I’m a glutton for punishment…. I’ll take St Kilda.

 

[LukeParkerno1]

I’ll take the Crows

 

[caesar88]

I’ll take the Crows

Dan's already nabbed the Crows!

 

[caesar88]

Fine. Give me West Coast Essendon please. I'm not usually so indecisive.

I hope you know that as the Adrian Dodoro of this phantom draft, your job is to be a stubborn, argumentative pain in the arse who holds everyone up and then picks a potato averse to tackling.

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Dan's already nabbed the Crows!

I’ll take WCE

Are we doing live trades?

 

[caesar88]

I’ll take WCE

Are we doing live trades?

Done!

And no to live trades. Complicates things and makes the process confusing. Best to stick just to simple player selection.

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Done!

And no to live trades. Complicates things and makes the process confusing. Best to stick just to simple player selection.

No worries have a list of players that I’d be happy to select for WCE

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

With having Geelong I am already scouring for players in the draft who are 29+.

 

[Bloods86]

Assume we're going to try and handle matching of bids semi-accurately, at least in terms of stripping roughly equivalent amassed picks e.g. Suns, Dogs? I don't really care if it's not overly accurate, but I ask because I'd really like for them not to be able to use all their 7 or 8 picks and we end up with 70+ players taken...

Or maybe a limit on max number of players taken is easier e.g. 5.

 

[Dubai Quacker]

I’m a glutton for punishment…. I’ll take St Kilda.

My job is becoming difficult.

I’ve interviewed no less than 20 prospective draftees - but for some strange reason none of them seem particularly keen to be drafted to St Kilda.

Kids hey?

 

[anotherletdown]

I'll take Gold Coast....

....and phone it in now

Match, Match, Match, Match. Then I'll add a snipey 'Get that up ya, you pack of self absorbed whinging Victorians', followed by laughing for about 15 minutes, then I'll scream 'w***ers' and slam the phone down for good measure

Job done

Imagine what would happen if I was even the slightest bit childish!?

 

[The King!]

I'm meeting with government officials about a possible new 60k seat stadium for my team today

 

[dosser]

I'm meeting with government officials about a possible new 60k seat stadium for my team today

I love it when the Swans are on the front foot.

 

[sr20]

I'll have Collingwood

 

[Bloods86]

I'm meeting with government officials about a possible new 60k seat stadium for my team today

In news out of Port Adelaide, list manager Jason Cripps has lost his turf to incoming rival Bloods86, in a manner the AFL industry is regarding as "surprisingly and needlessly violent". Bloods has raised eyebrows on day one at Alberton wearing a red "Sack Hinkley" shirt and matching bandolier.

 

[SwansProudly]

Carlton, Fremantle, Hawthorn, Richmond, Western Bulldogs need a list manager.

 

[Kiama Chris]

Carlton, Fremantle, Hawthorn, Richmond, Western Bulldogs need a list manager.

Sounds about right

 

[The King!]

In news out of Port Adelaide, list manager Jason Cripps has lost his turf to incoming rival Bloods86, in a manner the AFL industry is regarding as "surprisingly and needlessly violent". Bloods has raised eyebrows on day one at Alberton wearing a "Sack Hinkley" shirt and matching bandolier.

we can sack coaches in this game?

 

[The King!]

Can I offer 12 and Ladhams for pick 1? seems fair

 

[Dubai Quacker]

Can I offer 12 and Ladhams for pick 1? seems fair

On behalf of St Kilda, we’d be interested in Sam Reid - he fits our ex-Swans injury profile nicely.

 

[The King!]

On behalf of St Kilda, we’d be interested in Sam Reid - he fits our ex-Swans injury profile nicely.

well we delisted him at the moment I believe

 

[SydneyPhilly]

Carlton, Fremantle, Hawthorn, Richmond, Western Bulldogs need a list manager.

I'll take Hawthorn

 

[LukeParkerno1]

When are we starting lol