Mega Thread 2024 Media & Miscellaneous Thread

[Jezzitizle]

I'll swim laps of an olympic size swimming pool of kids tears if it means we win the premiership.

Just make sure they aren’t Eagles supporters, will be far too salty, you’ll just float like a boat

 

[Daddoo]

That sort of wisdom needs to go on a Dalai Lama meme

For you, good sir.

 

[Madas]

I'll swim laps of an olympic size swimming pool of kids tears if it means we win the premiership.

There is a thread in this I reckon
“ How far would you go ?! “

 

[Bigger]

I'd lose a kidney but not a testicle.

Actually, **** it, I'd lose a nut.

The left one. That ****er dangles too much. I've reached the age where a slight cross of the legs ends up in a crushed nut.

But the club would want to acknowledge the effort. Moose can get up and say some words.

 

[Quay Club]

I'd lose a kidney but not a testicle.

Actually, **** it, I'd lose a nut.

The left one. That ****er dangles too much. I've reached the age where a slight cross of the legs ends up in a crushed nut.

But the club would want to acknowledge the effort. Moose can get up and say some words.

 

[gaskin]

 

[greatgatsby]

I'd lose a kidney but not a testicle.

Actually, **** it, I'd lose a nut.

The left one. That ****er dangles too much. I've reached the age where a slight cross of the legs ends up in a crushed nut.

But the club would want to acknowledge the effort. Moose can get up and say some words.

Fremantle captain Alex Pearce spoke to the media after training:
"Yeah it's not great. I've seen the reports about some of our supporters committing acts of self-harm in the cause. Look, I understand we have a passionate supporter base, but I'm horrified at some of the stuff I've heard about. It's only a game for ***k's sake, keep your tackle intact!"

 

[mattis117]

Great shout out to Darcy towards the end. Also predicting Amiss to kick 60+. Great podcast.